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Join / Re: I WANNA JOIN MAFIA
« on: September 21, 2009, 04:21:38 AM »
LOL, This thread made my day! Thank you!
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Join / Re: Joining the MAFIA crew
« on: September 19, 2009, 09:23:23 AM »
Hey, Get on vent now. I've been playing with you and youre not to bad.
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Media / Re: doc_k's pic
« on: September 19, 2009, 02:29:42 AM »
Vermillion is horny, forget about him. 
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Media / doc_k's pic
« on: September 18, 2009, 11:40:47 PM »
Excuse me but, LOL. How come you posted 3 pictures? Their all the same.
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: September 18, 2009, 05:20:52 AM »
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:
A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake
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Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake
-----------------------------------------------------------
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
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Spam / Re: I've never seen you
« on: September 17, 2009, 08:22:11 AM »
I think we should have some kind of top model contest here in *MAFIA*, oo shit. 
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Help / Re: Mafia website
« on: September 17, 2009, 05:57:28 AM »
Haha! Yes please resize or change signature.
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Spam / Re: An!l pwned spam
« on: September 16, 2009, 05:02:25 AM »hahahahahahh u won't make it to member ...This space between D and the ! reminds me more and more of a french Ricardo.
PWNED !!!!
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Graphics / Re: New Banner time.
« on: September 15, 2009, 04:29:25 AM »
Nice Verm and BlackOut. I wish i could make sigs/banners like you.
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Join / Re: BoBe...
« on: September 14, 2009, 11:19:11 AM »
How then are you going to approve your skills? What if you get denied before you come back from your little break?
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Join / Re: BoBe...
« on: September 14, 2009, 11:14:48 AM »
3 Months break and you apply while you have your little "break"? How stupid is that? Whatever..
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General / Re: HHAAPPYY BBIIRRTTHHDDAAYY!!
« on: September 12, 2009, 11:19:27 PM »
Happy Birthday Beatlejuice! Have a good day.