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Author Topic: Story time.  (Read 9146 times)

*MAFIA* Meeester

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2009, 05:41:53 PM »
Im fucking amazing.
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*MAFIA* Hellraiser

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2009, 05:54:09 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bacon on March 04, 2009, 05:38:28 PM
Wow.
That was probably the fucking funniest shit i've ever seen
Roflsauce
  Then I guess that little thing you called a penis finally fell off!!!!!
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*MAFIA* masebot1

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2009, 09:12:25 PM »
OMFG!!! LAWL LOL LOL I can't wait either.
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Re: Story time.
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2009, 09:14:54 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on March 04, 2009, 08:50:18 AM
The Maggot theory by *MAFIA* Dune Surfer

At the beginning of time planets began to form and Maggots head was in its infancy. It eventually settled as a moon on the planet we now know as earth. Attracted by the gravitational pull of Earth his head remained in orbit for millions of years then amazingly sprouted a torso, legs and arms and got a job playing Fester on a television show called the Addams Family. However he was forced to quit the show because of a full-time infactuation with the singer Mike Jones which had taken over his life and led him to be a serial stalker. He eventually met Mike at a concert for people with Moon sized heads and Downes Syndrome and was destroyed when his hero only walked right past him. The emotional breakdown led him into a state of EMOism and he gets by now with his adopted parents asking random questions like "Do Fish get thirsty".

Facts

1.) Is an Emo
2.) Has a moonsized head
3.) Has Downes Syndrome
4.) Loves Mike Jones and Slipknot

5.)  Hates Head Hunter
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*MAFIA* MAGGOT

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2009, 07:03:58 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Meeester on March 04, 2009, 05:41:53 PM
Im fucking amazing.
True dat, next member is cp, not sure on what to write, think I have an idea though.
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"At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the dutch." ~The fact core, Portal 2.

*MAFIA* Manowar

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2009, 08:18:21 AM »
 next member is cp, not sure on what to write

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How bout, "I am the great Cornholio, I need Cp for my bung hole"
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Ultimate embarrassment, running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

*MAFIA* TheCp

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2009, 05:09:38 AM »
i cant wait to see it ;)
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*MAFIA* Balthazar

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2009, 10:41:25 AM »
Dear God...

This is possibly the best interpretation of my old 'insult game' that has ever been devised.

Bravo you retarded fuck... Bravo.
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*MAFIA* Manowar

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #23 on: April 28, 2009, 02:12:22 PM »
Unfinished business.
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Re: Story time.
« Reply #24 on: April 28, 2009, 02:15:33 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Manowar on April 28, 2009, 02:12:22 PM
Unfinished business.
Working on it, should be done in one week (7days) from tomorrow if all goes well.

Godspeed.
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*MAFIA* BassSlappa

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2009, 09:54:34 PM »
haha do i get a story? jk u don't even know me lol.
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*MAFIA* Hellraiser

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2009, 10:08:48 PM »
Quote from: Sgt. Bob on April 29, 2009, 09:54:34 PM
haha do i get a story? jk u don't even know me lol.
  Yeah, your gay emo and love the cock!  Good night!!!
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*MAFIA* Malbert

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Re: Story time.
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2009, 10:43:41 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on April 29, 2009, 10:08:48 PM
  Yeah, your gay emo and love the cock!  Good night!!!
dont forget noob ;D
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Re: Story time.
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2009, 03:20:17 PM »
aww you guys don't flatter me.
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Re: Story time.
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2009, 04:08:24 PM »
hellraisers 2" tuna can dick will flatter you :)
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