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Graphics / Testing my new sig and avatar
« on: November 25, 2006, 03:01:22 PM »
That shit is tight dog. Just kidding, looking good. So good I am touching myself.
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Media / LOL@ KRAMER!!!
« on: November 25, 2006, 02:48:42 PM »Quote from: Ricardo
Lol balthzar!! With a shovel in the wood??
It looks like you makes us one history!!
What the fuck is this guy trying to say? What the fuck, my head hurts from trying to compreheand what he is trying to say. I need another beer. Man Ricardo do us all a favor and shot your self in the fucking head. You are not using it for anything other than a hat stand. SHIT man.
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General / Who's Smartest
« on: November 25, 2006, 02:33:49 PM »
Mine was 2. Does that mean I am a fart smella. I mean smart fella. No it was 110
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Join / I am in a new clan cause Mafia is 2 hard 2 get in 2 ;)
« on: November 21, 2006, 03:46:27 PM »Quote from: *MOFIA*Ricardo
who can you make avatar for me please???
There is this real great guy who will do it. He makes great avatars. Look for him under the member list. His name is DEEZ
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:57:48 PM »
LOL. I gotta go and do some hitch hiking under the sheets. How about five knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Flog the dolphine. DAMN IT JERK OFF, I HAVE TO GO JERK OFF. Shit can 't a guy get any privacey? Later
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:48:20 PM »
Hey it happens. As long as I get mine. LOL. Dude I am just fucking with you. I am not pissed or anything . Don't take the female relatives thing seriously. It was just your Mom.
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:38:12 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlÃ¥kjáx
they all told me your ego was bigger than your dick... ROFL jk. lawlerskates
Who said that. I don't have an ego. Isn't that a waffle. Whatever it doesn't matter. But yes. I do have a small penis. It looks like a tuna can. 2 inches long but 8 inches around.
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:34:41 PM »Quote from: Dune Surfer
My female relatives, ok. I'll ask them If they've been recently approached by a cock sucking desperate virgin whose desperate for any kind of intimacy.
Not intimacy just a mercy fuck. Becuase like Blackjax said I have a very small penis. So small Asian guys see me in the shower at the gym and say " Goddman you have a small penis"!
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:07:45 PM »
Dude I was kidding. Don't take it to heart. It is ok if you like cock. I have no problem with the ladies. Ask all your female relatives. LOL
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 06:51:42 PM »Quote from: Dune Surfer
Cock block? So he tryed to stop you from what exactly lol. Only kidding, I here they invented super glue to patch up wounds on soldiers. Its good stuff, I used to cover the prints of my index and forefingers before I playd a gig to avoid blisters when playing the bass for 2 hours.
He tried to stop me from banging this one bitch. And did you say you played bass or the skin flute? Just wondering. Hey if you swing that way it is ok. Does your parents know yet, or are you coming out to us first.
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General / Operation: Night Storm
« on: November 20, 2006, 06:12:55 PM »
LOL Phantom. That is one mission that I would have volunteerd for. Why the fuck would anyone pay those fucking crazy prices. I would rather take that money and get a couple of hookers. Atleast then I will enjoy getting fucked.
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Graphics / Pickup for Mean Green
« on: November 20, 2006, 05:58:53 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Mean Green
I REALLY LIKE THE SIG..AND THANK YOU [SIZE="5"]MISFIT[/SIZE] FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK AND TIME TO MAKE IT. NOW, IM HAVING A PROBLEM INSERTING ? )
THANKS,
~VICKIE
So you are having problems inserting. I think I can help out.
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Join / I am in a new clan cause Mafia is 2 hard 2 get in 2 ;)
« on: November 20, 2006, 05:56:30 PM »
Maybe, but I thought we didn't talk about it publicly.
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General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 05:51:05 PM »
I remebered another one. I was in Hawaii and out at some club when this one fag kept trying to cock block me so I started punching him in the face. This fuckingguy hit me in the head with a beer bottle. I should have got stiches, but being the sexy mother fucker I am, I didn't want to have a bald spot on my head from when the had to shave it. I just supper glued it and threw a couple butterfly stitches.