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Title: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 08, 2007, 05:56:04 PM
It kind of pisses me off that no one wants to do a banner for mafia, but dune did, and now it is our new banner...

Thank you dune!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 08, 2007, 08:20:17 PM
i never really knew how good dune was at banner work, seriously man....this kicks masterful ass! I really like it, with the great mob boss on left and ownage on bf2 on the right side, looking good my man.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 08, 2007, 09:49:31 PM
I said I would do a beaner.  No for real though I don't know how to do that shit.  I only know how to look up porn and talk shit on the computer.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 08, 2007, 10:06:06 PM
misfit dune was the only one that sent me shit...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 09, 2007, 07:44:17 AM
well, Dunes is better than i could have done and 2. i gave up after that repeating pixel crap i didnt/dont understand.... that and i suck at photoshop. Anyways good one dune.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Boemann (nl) on August 09, 2007, 08:14:53 AM
well, Dunes is better than i could have done and 2. i gave up after that repeating pixel crap i didnt/dont understand.... that and i suck at photoshop. Anyways good one dune.
Go learn some HTML ;)
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 09, 2007, 10:43:16 AM
dunes doesn't have a pixel repeat, its flash but at least he tried :)
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Boemann (nl) on August 09, 2007, 10:44:01 AM
dunes doesn't have a pixel repeat, its flash but at least he tried :)
Yes, and that should be rewarded.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 09, 2007, 11:10:52 AM
Hey thanks guys, maybe we can get it viewable in Explorer, theres got to be a way...Then make everything in the forum backgrounds real dark colored to match like in the old school ones?
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Boemann (nl) on August 09, 2007, 11:43:08 AM
Well bone, I tried playing around a bit with the code you used, and since I've used a lot of flash for my site I tried the code I used and it worked like a charm.

Here it is, already linked to the right flash file, tested clientside and worked.

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<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"
codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,42,0"
 id="menu" width="944" height="300">
<param name="movie" value="http://www.mafiaowns.com/custom/MAFIA3.swf">
<param name="quality" value="high">
<param name="allowscriptaccess" value="samedomain">
<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash"
 pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"
width="944" height="300"
name="menu" src="http://www.mafiaowns.com/custom/MAFIA3.swf"
  quality="high" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="samedomain">
 </embed>
 </object>


Goodluck :)
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on August 09, 2007, 04:24:12 PM
You gonna suck his dick Boe?....fuking quitter

yea seriously.  see....when most ppl decide to leave, they stop posting.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Pr0d1gY on August 10, 2007, 12:22:25 AM
Finally someone was straight up about it... I agree, good job, but its just too plain too... I guess Ima have to try to make one now, because yall will say "stfu, you didnt make one, so stfu!" ....
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 10, 2007, 12:32:30 AM
i really like it, and the black and white effect too. Hell, you could just stretch the image on the left side so it doesn't have the bf2 screenshots if you other bitches are complaining those. I like it the way it is.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Pr0d1gY on August 10, 2007, 12:39:37 AM
Well then, for the hell of it... I'm going to make a fucking banner...  For the hell of it...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 10, 2007, 01:30:56 AM
I can easily put whatever picks and as many as you guys want in the right window It'll take me two seconds. Have em in colour or whatever aswell... I just wanted to keep it simple and dark and the picks I chose were a tester for the window. I don't even play battlefield 2 lol, how about I fill it with WOW pictures will that please the majority?
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 10, 2007, 02:15:06 AM
Unfortunately I haven't got any pics of her jugs, but if your into old women with wrinkly saggy tits I'm sure I find something on the internet.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Mean Green on August 10, 2007, 05:01:30 AM
Unfortunately I haven't got any pics of her jugs, but if your into old women with wrinkly saggy tits I'm sure I find something on the internet.

did you really say that old women have wrinkly saggy tits?    You assume too much!  Some of us OLD women work out regularly..... .......

Dune...I like the banner, now that I can see it.  The man in pic looks decisively British....of course.  Good job.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 10, 2007, 05:07:29 AM
did you really say that old women have wrinkly saggy tits?    You assume too much!  Some of us OLD women work out regularly..... .......
  Prove it!!!!!!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Boemann (nl) on August 10, 2007, 05:37:04 AM
did you really say that old women have wrinkly saggy tits?    You assume too much!  Some of us OLD women work out regularly..... .......

Dune...I like the banner, now that I can see it.  The man in pic looks decisively British....of course.  Good job.
What do you do then, some kind of boob-sit-ups?  lol
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 10, 2007, 09:28:25 AM
rofl, maybe chest exercise? duh!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 11, 2007, 10:32:12 AM
rofl, maybe chest exercise? duh!
I think the technical term is Gropemastics or squeezemups
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 11, 2007, 02:32:49 PM
misfit you don't like it make one...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: [) ! A B L 0 on August 12, 2007, 02:47:57 PM
It was a nice attempt at a banner but it has three major flaws...

1) the height is too large
2) it doesnt match the theme of the forum (doesnt blend)
3) and i agree with misfit on this one... the face looks retarded

It's obvious you know how to use flash so im just saying make a few minor adjustments, maybe match the forum to the banner? idk its up to you guys but thats my two cents.  I dont want to sound like a critical dick but thats just how i feel about it.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 12, 2007, 06:18:39 PM
It was a nice attempt at a banner but it has three major flaws...

1) the height is too large
2) it doesnt match the theme of the forum (doesnt blend)
3) and i agree with misfit on this one... the face looks retarded

It's obvious you know how to use flash so im just saying make a few minor adjustments, maybe match the forum to the banner? idk its up to you guys but thats my two cents.  I dont want to sound like a critical dick but thats just how i feel about it.
  I agree with 1 and 2.  I think it was an awsome attempt and a hell of alot better than I can do.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 13, 2007, 12:16:11 PM
FUCKIN ROFFLE @ THE BANNER
I personally like the slide show.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 13, 2007, 12:28:33 PM
rofl at the mini misfit pic in there
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Mean Green on August 13, 2007, 12:46:18 PM
mirrors, brown bag over head....too stinkin' funny!  "I dont like faces..."    LOL
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 13, 2007, 04:18:28 PM
and dont forget the soccer mobile full of soccer balls :D
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 13, 2007, 06:07:04 PM
I love the new banner.  That shit is freakin sweet.  PMPROFL
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 16, 2007, 07:17:09 PM
well make one you cry baby ass MFER!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 16, 2007, 09:56:13 PM
I will,I will make one in Photoshop.It will be the most beautifull banner ever made....but for nopw just change the other back....please .

What ARE the size dementions?
2 inches long by 8 inches around.  TUNA CAN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 16, 2007, 10:42:30 PM
2 inches long by 8 inches around.  TUNA CAN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh god, a whole flood of mental images just came rushing back in....not the TUNA CAN!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on August 16, 2007, 11:09:16 PM
haha the banner is awesome? it won't even let me backspace at normal speed, there is a delay.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 17, 2007, 12:50:26 AM
i don't think the massive graves of world war two soldiers who died is really a tasteful backround.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 17, 2007, 12:51:46 AM
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3222/backgrouond333666vh9.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
I fucking love it.  I think that is the best banner yet!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 17, 2007, 03:16:42 AM
The banners only 48k I don't know why its slowing everything down but it clearly is. Change it... But I'm sorry to say not to yours Misfit your font is kinda lame and why do you always steal Gigers artwork? To me it says many soldiers died fighting Aliens which is dumb.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 17, 2007, 04:05:21 AM
The robot pirates made the soldiers go on a raid to save captain swallows from the depths of davie johns harddrive, but the pirates decided "hey lets eat our swords and see what happens" and so they did and the robots buried them in rows similar to some other war that the robots made the soldiers dream they thought they knew was a dream.

Also if u right click the banner and change the quality to low its perfect then...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 17, 2007, 06:19:58 AM
and so they did and the robots buried them in rows similar to some other war that the robots made the soldiers dream they thought they knew was a dream.
???
and where's able Seaman Staines and Master Bates in this story? :)
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on August 17, 2007, 08:31:21 AM
Here's one, its from BF2 Special Forces...not the greatest but it'll do since its the most "neutral" of the 3 we've seen:

(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4894/bannerhj5.jpg)

Just put that up there until someone can come up with something better that nobody will complain about, or at least the majority can agree on...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 17, 2007, 08:32:45 AM
we need to change the banner is slows my shit down honkies!!!!!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 17, 2007, 08:52:02 AM
Im lagging like a Lebanese hooker.
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g287/5150TRIPP5150/untitled.jpg)
I beat you all.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Mean Green on August 17, 2007, 09:37:18 AM
lagging too!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on August 17, 2007, 09:58:35 AM
The banners only 48k I don't know why its slowing everything down but it clearly is. Change it... But I'm sorry to say not to yours Misfit your font is kinda lame and why do you always steal Gigers artwork? To me it says many soldiers died fighting Aliens which is dumb.

That banner makes my crap load very slowly.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 17, 2007, 10:01:09 AM
Ok lets just put Misfits up there for now.  How about we take a vote???????????????????????????
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 17, 2007, 11:21:55 AM
945 px wide max 300 px high missy...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 17, 2007, 01:36:35 PM
Kennedy gettng shot in my seconed movie "It's in bad taste" then when you wanted me to make you a sig it was "too scary".
that's because showing kennedy getting shot is in bad taste. I said the sig you made was too scary because i'm a pussy.

and as for the banner, i liked the one with the mob don on the left, and bf2 .gif's on the right. It looked the best.

As for this one, it looks like a combination of dead soldier graves, pirates of the Caribbean,  Mars Attacks, and a stretched out picture of the Iwo Jima  flag raising.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Pr0d1gY on August 17, 2007, 02:29:54 PM
It sure is hell better than the others...
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 17, 2007, 02:40:57 PM
Well I guess its good that YOU didnt make one.Then we'd have a banner with a picture of a garden on it and some hippies dancing in the sun.
no, it would just be a big penis that would spell out mafia in the throbbing veins. Or something like that.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 17, 2007, 02:44:30 PM
misfit you gonna take that kinda shit talk about your hard gay ass work?
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 17, 2007, 05:38:35 PM
that's because showing kennedy getting shot is in bad taste. I said the sig you made was too scary because i'm a pussy.

and as for the banner, i liked the one with the mob don on the left, and bf2 .gif's on the right. It looked the best.

As for this one, it looks like a combination of dead soldier graves, pirates of the Caribbean,  Mars Attacks, and a stretched out picture of the Iwo Jima  flag raising.

Looks like the robot wars from Captain Zargon and the Space ninjas.  Where Zargon finds out hes korean and has to bleach his skin to get his captain position back.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on August 17, 2007, 06:02:31 PM
yo what's up with the gay ass banner?

this really fits mafia, it's been my entry for years, and it will continue to be......
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5861/banneryr2.png)
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: Boemann (nl) on August 18, 2007, 10:08:01 AM
And here is an animated one

Fuck imageshack and their slow ass image hosts
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 18, 2007, 02:33:39 PM
mfs is fixed ;)
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: MeZmoriZe on August 18, 2007, 04:53:21 PM
All of these suck!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 18, 2007, 06:24:42 PM
well if anyone wants to make a banner have at it, but unless it has a 1px repeat it will be worthless!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on August 19, 2007, 02:37:08 AM
why don't you guys make a compilation banner?

u can have chris grab his gay pride wallpaper on his computer and use it for a background, have mez throw up some flaming hot emo text and misfit can top it off with some 13gig animation effects. perfect?
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 19, 2007, 02:43:11 AM
How about we all whipe our asses with a single sheet of toilet paper scan it set it up so it is 1px and we shall be good.  We can smear the word MAFIA in the shit.  YEAH!!!  Just think, some of you old fuckers with the hemroids will add a little color with the blood spots.
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on August 19, 2007, 05:58:01 AM
lol!!!
Title: Re: new banner
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 19, 2007, 02:26:50 PM
Phantoms sig should be the banner but alittle different :D