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*MAFIA* Hellraiser

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Chuck Norris
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2007, 10:09:47 AM »
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Actually...girls like Brad Pitt. Trust me.

;)


misfit has that same picture over his bed.  but it has white stuff all over it and i don't think it is white out.  well?????????
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2007, 10:28:50 AM »
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Actually...girls like Brad Pitt. Trust me.
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trust me, guys like him too


and fuck steven segal that dumb indian mother fucker
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2007, 10:47:29 AM »
Chuck Norris doesnt have to mow his lawn, he just points at it and dares it to grow.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2007, 11:14:47 AM »
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what the fuck is the big deal about chuck norris.  how about steven segeal?  he is the shit


Claude Van Dam even rocks Steven Seagal.
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2007, 11:23:49 AM »
jackie chan pwns them all
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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2007, 11:26:52 AM »
Chuck Norris - Pussy
Jean Claude  - French Nigger
Steven Segal - Pussy
Jackie Chan - Nothing a baseball bat to the face wouldn't take care of
Brad Pitt - Metro Pussy

I am the only true hero bitch's.
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2007, 12:56:37 PM »
I guess I'm not american enough to really be into that whole 'chuck norris'.  Lol, my biology teacher kinda looks like him haha.

I'm more a fan of Steven Segal myself. I've seen just about every move he plays in x10
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »
fuck this stupid ass chuck norris shit. hes washed up, his only work now is for a commercial about an arobic machine or something. im tired of this dragged on chuck norris crap
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2007, 01:10:58 PM »
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Y O U    H A V E    G O T    T O    B E   K I D D I N G   M E

N O I A M N O T S O R R Y B U T C H U C K J U S T I S N ' T P O P U L A I R E N O U G H H E R E
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2007, 01:46:23 PM »
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I guess I'm not american enough to really be into that whole 'chuck norris'.  Lol, my biology teacher kinda looks like him haha.

I'm more a fan of Steven Segal myself. I've seen just about every move he plays in x10

Steven segal is a crackhead
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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2007, 05:00:20 PM »
Steven's energy drink is pretty good. :)  It's called Lightning Bolt.
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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2007, 06:47:56 PM »
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Claude Van Dam even rocks Steven Seagal.



Hell fuck ya.  You got me.  That is just becaus Van Dam is a womanizing prick.  That is why he is cool.  But Seagal would fuck him up in a fight.
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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2007, 06:51:33 PM »
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Steven's energy drink is pretty good. :)

energy drinks in general suck, they're just stupid reasons for middle school kids to act like crack heads, saying every 10 minutes "WOW! I feel so pumped up and full of energy after drinking this over priced bottle of Robitussin! YUM!"
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Quote from: *MAFIA* Masebot1 on January 12, 2008, 01:27:38 AM
What is the Alchole level pike at for you Duney.

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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2007, 06:58:32 PM »
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energy drinks in general suck, they're just stupid reasons for middle school kids to act like crack heads, saying every 10 minutes "WOW! I feel so pumped up and full of energy after drinking this over priced bottle of Robitussin! YUM!"


There is one energy drink that really works.  You can only get it in certain areas thought.  It is called "crack in a can".  It makes you feel like you are unstoppable.  It is freaking sweet.
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