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Bravo, Bravo( along with the sound of one-hand clapping)! Valiant effort, but unfortunately, wasted on those around you who will not come to your defense. I do think it is time to shift the focus of this conversation back to the original mode of thought: Why I think Mafia is a joke, and the prison guards you hang out with. While I don't mind you making vain attempts to shift attention, most people may not recognize it as such.....but before we go back to the beginning, let me please blow you out of the water yet again on your last (?...you were supposed to have left for Nicaragua some time ago, I believe) post...

Let's rehash: #1:  "I volunteer to make a difference; I volunteer to pad my resume.  How are they mutually exclusive?  Answer that, and maybe I'll get why it's an inconsistency" ....in the world of psychology, we call that being "bipolar". You get warm, fuzzy feelings from making a difference, but have greasy feelings about using that same experience to pad your resume. Once again, make up your f***ing mind. The nature of volunteering.. .helping without expecting something in return...and you are expecting something in return. That means you are simply doing it to have something to brag about later, whether it be on a resume, or at a cocktail party. Let me make it simple for you. Just admit you are only doing it for the resume, and leave the kids alone. That way, some poor uneducated slob of a kid doesn't get his heart broken thinking some snooty college kid actually cares about him.

And here comes #2...."Inconsistency #2:  I am passionate about helping gradeschoolers; I act unfairly towards them in the game.  Well, I feel my ingame attitude doesn't affect their ability to succeed and feel good about themselves.  My extragame attitude and efforts in the classroom do.  Is it nice to be haughty ingame?  No.  It's part of the competitive atmosphere.  Emmit Smith smacks people to the ground and taunts them by day.  Does this mean he smacks his kids and wife into the ground and laughs?  Hardly.  Is he setting a good example for his kids?  Not exactly.  But it's excusable."
.......Emmitt Smith does not taunt 11-year-olds out on the field. You do. Emmitt taunts people who are in his own age and skill bracket, with the full realization that the guy he is taunting could blindside his ass the very next down(Did you ever play football, dave?), with injuries ranging from bruises to even death if hit hard enough. What do I see Pussy Dave doing? Hiding behind the mafia wall, taunting the kids...too afraid to face someone in his own age bracket and skill level unless he has his "help". Yeah, real fucking manly. Score: Moose 1, Pussy Dave 0.

 
Socialism=Lazy Communists


"Maybe your district is off-track, but not all are." Why don't you take a casual stroll through the NEA teachers' union page, and see just what they plan on forcing down student's throats for the next calendar year...if you can find it. This affects more than just my neck of the woods....and in my line of business, I talk to people across the nation; my sentiments are echoed. Once again, try not to assume YOUR neck of the woods = my neck. Get some lifespan behind you, and then come back and talk to me.
Rookies...



"You should look up the word "martyr" before you throw it around.  My sister isn't a martyr.  Sure, she suffers alongside some Nicas (in a relatively minute way), but she isn't giving her life for the cause.  Did I say I am in favor of the Peace Corps?  No, but I support my sister in her choices.  Though, her cause isn't all for naught.  My sister is involved with Health Education down there.  She instructs her community about contraceptives, STDs, teenage pregnancy, hygeine, etc.  You're telling me her community can do without this education?  We should abandon this until the government is stable?  Idiot, please.  Regardless, I'm going to visit Nicaragua.  Then I'm going to Prudhoe Bay, Alaska."
Haven't you left yet? It's not your sister's job to educate these people. The reason WHY these people supposedly need your sister's devine guidance is because the government in charge profits from them remaining stupid. Why else do you think there is zero focus on schooling or community education in most of these third-world shitholes? Me the idiot? I am not the one with the doofus sister thinking she can "make a difference" (dent) in a country bordered by other states slipping into communism, facing disease and only God knows what else...in addition to all of that, if you are going to be flying halfway around the world, and on daddy's credit card, don't you think you could find somewhere a little more scenic? "Hey, Dave, where did you go for summer vacation?!? I first went to sunny and scenic Nicaratoilet, and then straight to ShitHoe Bay, Alaska right after that!!" Wow. I can't come up with joke material this good....


Now, Dave, the next selection of yours is a great one, one I will be posting on other forums I frequent, just because of the rampant childish stupidity it just oozes out. Dave, do you think you really have some great idea of how the world works? Why our enemies hate us? Did ya learn all of this in school? Don't let me delay any longer, here is the next selection: "
What is wrong with good intentions?   Don't be so cynical.  No one got anything accomplished by being cynical.  [Insert that one instance in which, yes, someone got something accomplished by being cynical here.]  Altruism is the answer.  There is such a thing as indirect effect.  My sister, along with other PC Vols, could instill in those community members a sense of self-motivation and confidence - and they can take over from there and help themselves.  Furthermore, when America looks like it gives a damn about other countries, people like us.  When people like us, they don't fly planes into our buildings.  They don't strap bombs to themselves and go ride buses.  Not many people like us at the moment, but maybe that's all fine to you.  You seem addicted to conflict."
Dave, you seriously worry me. There is a saying I have found to ring true most all of the time: "The road to ruin is paved with good intentions". I also looked up altruism, just in case I forgot the meaning...lol. ..and here is what I found:"Main Entry: al·tru·ism
Pronunciation: 'al-tru-"i-z&m
Etymology: French altruisme, from autrui other people, from Old French, oblique case form of autre other, from Latin alter
1 : unselfish regard for or devotion to the welfare of others
2 : behavior by an animal that is not beneficial to or may be harmful to itself but that benefits others of its species"
Now the first thing that got my attention, was the language of origin: French. Now there is a country that could teach us oodles and oodles of how to make sure our fellow man "likes" us.  Let me give you a lesson about the French. Do you know what is occurring in France right now? Muslims are overrunning the country. Muslims have also teamed up with nazis to frighten the Jews into leaving France by the droves...and what does the government do about it? Nothing. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. They follow your mode of world-thought: "We just don't want to piss anyone off", and give the entire farm to other countries that want them dead. What about Spain? Spain gets attacked by bad guys, and what does Spain do about it? Nothing. They give the farm to the people who supported the bad guys, because, once again, they just don't want to piss anyone off. First of all, Muslims are currently involved in at least FIFTEEN, that's right, FIFTEEN wars worldwide, where muslims are trying to overrun another country in all of those conflicts. That's right, the same people who you think would be happy, and sit around the campfire and sing Koombyah with us if we would only give them whatever they need...the same people who knocked down a pair of rather important buildings because YOU feel like we didn't  send over enough Peace Corps workers.  Now, did you wonder why I suggested you went to a liberal school? It's because of the socialist drivel that school has pounded into your head, that America is bad/every other nation is good. Don't try to worm your ass out of this one, you really stepped on your dick this time. At no "conservative" college that I am aware of, do they teach that America is the problem with the world. Only at socialist private and public schools, do they teach that America is an imperialist nation that needs to chare its bounty with others less fortunate, never mind who pays for it (hey, "good intentions" pops up again").


"p.s. Derrierre isn't a word, but derriere is.  Maybe you should've used a simpler word like "ass."  You lame ass.

p.p.s.  What is your occupation?  I'm only curious.  My guess: You sell cell phones in the mall, or you drive a truck for UPS.  Tell me I'm arrogant for saying that.  Do it.  I want you to.

p.p.p.s.  I find it hard to believe you are a pillar of morals when you come into message boards to pick fights.  Stop trying so hard to be one.  Be yourself.  Are you honestly telling me that NOBODY likes the true you?  Aw, honey.  Come'ere.  Have a good cry.  Let it all out.  I'm here.  Nobody's gonna hurt you.  Just rest."

Hey, are you batting zero, to the point you have to go digging for typed errors?

My occupation? I write commercials for TV and radio(locally, since most nationwide accounts go through national ad agencies like Kennedy), have about 16 plays that I am writing (4 finished, but no time to try them out), 3 books I am also working on, and oh, and I run a Ford/Mustang-only restoration/repair/modification shop (you do know what a mustang is, don't you? It's a block with 4 wheels, goes vroom, and people can sit in it and drive) in my spare time, when I decided to run my own business after I had been a district sales manager for a major auto parts supplier for 6 years, with sales records still untouched even after I left the company, and with me also being the youngest to ever have that position. I was also raised on the west coast, where my father was a professional drag racer, and I had been to almost every drag strip/race track all over the U.S. by the time I was 12. Of course, none of this will ever be as glorious as the public sector job you will be heading for after your college days are through...oh, and I did attend college somewhere in there...

I come into message boards to pick fights? Yes, I do rather regularly. I don't like greasy people. You are greasy. Your pardners are greasy(intentional spelling error). They slip out from under my size 13 boots when I electronically stomp them out of existence, so even though I have to chase them around a bit, I always win. Oddly enough, the only people I have ANY trouble with, are those who are just like...you. Book smart, common sense stupid...while I have probably forgotten more than you will ever learn.


Finally...
"p.p.p.p.s.  Your idea of winning is proving to me that I'm scum.  Here's a little insight into the future: you never will.  I know that I am too awesome to be scum.  You're fighting to prove something that cannot be proven.

p.p.p.p.p.s.  You say you have a kid in high school.  That makes him, oh, 16.  That means you had a kid at 16.  Smart thinking.  You're a real winner.  As I said before: sweet life, and congrats on all the success."

I don't have to prove you are a greaseball...y our inability to keep from contradicting yourself pretty much did you in all by yourself. People who are trying to hide the fact that they are walking garbage behave pretty much the way you do, in fact, your 4 pages of material could be recommended to be placed in a manual on how to dodge and evade truthful attacks on your character....

My kid being 16? Uh, he turns 14 this summer, and starts high school next fall...and you claim to be a math wiz?


I really don't know where you learned the art of speaking out of both sides of your ass, but you are going to need lots of polish for your public sector job (librarian?) if you wish to compete with the talented greaseballs that you are going to compete against. You have shot yourself in the foot time and time again, and you can't be making costly mistakes like that in public....or do you plan a job that allows you to hide behind someone more powerful?

Hey, this has been the greatest of fun, you make sure you have a fun trip, see you next fall...or have you left yet? Your repeated replies after you have supposedly had the last word remind me of a dog I once had...the dog always had to have the last bark, no matter how stupid the reason for his barking...bark for me, Dave.

Yes, I do pad my resume...  What about it?  That makes me ... what?  Disingenuous?  Slimy?  No, unfortunately, such tactics are necessary in this society; rather than combat them, I succumb to their absolute heaviness in order to get what I am working towards.

What does my ego have to do with anything?  Does it make me less credible?  Does it make me an unworthy opponent?  Welcome to the real world, bud.  Egos rule the scene, so toughen up or be leashed.  I'm done with this conversation forever.  You're too hard to talk to.  Anything I say you purposefully misunderstand and twist in such a way that makes me out to be an enemy of my allies.  You're a slimeball, and I don't play this game.  I... fight fairly.    Take that.

p.s. Nice rep.  You're really winning the crowd over.

Wow, what a chickenshit... ..run away.....

Smelliot, or whatever your true name is....You will never admit that I own you, and that I am your true Lord and Master, which is okay, because everyone needs a little denial in their life, especially in dealing with an opponent who knows you better than you know yourself.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch....Smell iott, you are really quite the pile of walking refuse. First, you throw out how great and wonderful you are, by volunteering/assisting gradeschool kids with whatever ( you take care of their fondling needs?) to show how big a slimeball that I supposedly am....I point out that you are only doing a scam to pad the ole' resume...and then you verify in front of God and everyone here that you ARE pulling a scam at the expense of kids...and that you also state that you are quite proud of it. I am not twisting anything around, I am merely pointing out one of your many trip-ups, where you shoot yourself in the foot, and then try to weasle your way out of it, by changing the subject. What you have done, for almost 4 pages of material, is show everyone here how big a greaseball YOU are, by demonstrating that you can't tell a straight story, even to save your life. I have picked you apart, piece by piece, and since you have nowhere left to hide, you run like the little pussy you are.

1. "No, unfortunately, such tactics are necessary in this society; rather than combat them, I succumb to their absolute heaviness in order to get what I am working towards." Padding the resume at the expense of children? Giving them the impression that you 'really care', when you are actually just hoping to get the fucking volunteer gig over with as fast as possible so you can get that great job that's going to end up swallowing up over half your income anyway? Yeah, that's real honorable. Get some children of your own, and see just how stupid that your choice to use kids for your own personal gain is...Wow, sounds like you had a real loving mother and father...what, did they dump your sorry ass in daycare every day, so they could both pursue their lives? Did they just buy you off, instead of reading you bedtime stories, because they didn't want to be bothered? It must suck to be you.

2. "What does my ego have to do with anything?  Does it make me less credible?  Does it make me an unworthy opponent?  Welcome to the real world, bud.  Egos rule the scene, so toughen up or be leashed.  I'm done with this conversation forever.  You're too hard to talk to.  Anything I say you purposefully misunderstand and twist in such a way that makes me out to be an enemy of my allies.  You're a slimeball, and I don't play this game.  I... fight fairly.    Take that."

My Ego knows no bounds. How else do I walk into the Lion's den, kick everyone in the nuts, AND hang around for the aftermath, even raiding the twinkie bin? Smitty, I have blown your ass out of the water, and your inability to nail me on ANYTHING is a glaring example of just how big a loser you really are. You stepped on your pee-pee, and have wasted at least two hours of your life trying to reply with something remotely resembling a comeback...you have failed. I have exposed you for the fraud you are, in which you are using Mafia like you use school children, and the only thing saving you right now is your shrinking supply of diversion tactics(Nicaragua? That was a good one...well, you had to come up with a good reason to run from me, didn't you?), which these guys are apparently stupid enough to fall for.

Yes, you ARE finished...now run off, Smitty, and go play junior ambassador(or is it the "peace corps" you are using this time?) to the nation of Nicaragua...oh, and don't wander too far off the beaten path there, some of the locals have REAL guns, and don't take lightly to gringos copping an attitude...

Crumpet your forum says you have 9 players, and they're all 12-14 years old, and they all get home from school at the same time.  How many do you want for a match?

LOL...Crumpet is raiding the grade schools for players.....wh at, Crumpet, are you standing by the fence, offering candy if they join?

"Psssst.....Hey, kid....come here....you wanna play on a BF server?...I have Hershey's...."

Crumpet's clan is sounding more and more like a pediphilia gathering...

You've taken from me my only glory.  Damn.

And by the way, IQ means different things based on the test you take.  100 is average, and 70 is retarded, yes.  But gifted, genius and high genius are variable.  6 points is a highly negligible difference.  But cream your pants if you want - it's more a compliment than an insult.



Yeah, I took the eMode IQ test, and I aced it.  My IQ was purported to be 142.  I know that's not the highest, so I know that test is bogus.  But for the record, I was tested by a psychiatrist and by MENSA as well.  That's where I get 156 from.  IQ tests are kind of b.s. anyhow.  All they measure is potential, when potential doesn't mean shit.  Performance is the real way to measure someone's value in the workplace, school, etc.  I could be the smartest guy in the world, but if I'm not doing anything with my brain, I am as good as retarded.  So, I shouldn't have even brought up IQ, but it carries a little weight - so I did.

Yes, your IQ carries a little extra weight...in this case, an extra 156 pounds worth of weight, as your ass sinks.....

at the beggining it was about a 6 vs 6 player match. we got 3 flags really quick. then beetle got 1 for them because they had 1 less player. we played on and we got all the flags but 1 by 1 they started leaving and at the end they had all left. i think this is because we owned them that bad....... here is da end score with people with gold, silver and bronze medals. as you can see... mafia HAD to but in lol.

Crumpet, are you stating that you beat Mafia:
1. In the "score" count?
2. Or in the "Died a screaming bitch's Death" count?

Because while your "clan" appears to have captured the flag more times than the Mafia clan, you definitely died like a screaming woman WAY more than Mafia...

Which victory are you celebrating exactly?

My name's Evil Moose of Doom, and I get all of my joy from a computer game.  Don't take that from me.  Please don't.  It's all I have...

I really do hope that is not a self-portrait of you....

I'm going to offer up to you a little concept called the "persona."  Creators of fiction, we can create personas by our words and our actions/demeanor.  That being said, while you may think I/we am/are depraved souls, consider the possibility that we are acting consciously as such.  You're not smart.  Well, not as smart as I am...and you never will be.  Don't refer to the text I've read as the caliber you'd find in a community college.  It implies I intend one or one of similar quality when the fact is this:  I go to the #7 college in the USA, and no matter how self-righteous you are, and no matter how sleazy I may appear online, I'll still be buying and selling your ass (and those of your children and husband) 10 times over.  Don't insult my mind.  There's a reason President Bush flies down to watch me (and others) deliver speeches to distinguished members of Academia.  Oh, go ahead.  Tell me I'm lying.  I know the story's unbelievable, because I am an unbelievably awesome person.  Suck my dick.  Or should I say, get in line to.

And let me get this straight, Smelliot.....y ou are an established member of academia?
Pardon me, whilst I borrow an internet slang term.....
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

The #7 college in the nation? By who's standards? Private or Public? First of all, if it's a public university that you are attending, my condolences to your parents, who bought a B.S. line; hook, line, and sinker, that public colleges actually educate anybody. What public colleges are actually for, is socialist indoctrination purposes(call me paranoid, or a cab...there is no way in hell you can deny it), mixed in with a bit of actual instruction. If you are attending a private institution... and actually got the grades/parents bought off the right admissions person to get in...
Why do you hang around here then? I detect a bit of a superiority complex...the need to hang around people of lesser inteliigences, to make yourself feel even smarter, as most prison guards cannot handle people smarter than they are. I cannot stand to listen to people butcher the English language, yet, you are joined at the hip with these same morons. Why? Do you feel sorry for the guys? If you are of liberal persuasion, I can see your need to be here....to grind elbows with "joe six-pack", so you don't appear to be too snooty in public...lol.. .Yes, Smelliott, please educate us....
Why are you here again?
1. You have admitted you can't play worth a shit, and cannot compete unless you have help
2. According to you, you are too smart for me...but yet, I have pretty much verbally owned every player in here on this forum...so that would have to make me smarter than them, right? But if I am way too stupid for you, just how stupid are your clan mates that are obviously more stupid than I am? If I only rate a 80 I.Q., why your friends here must be pushing maybe a 40 IQ according to your estimation, right? Wow, it must be nice to have friends that don't mind that your opinion of them rates somewhere in the "hideously stupid" range...
3. People here are only "ACTING"? Right, Smelliott. Do me a favor, and please quit assuming that I am dumber than you are. What the fuck do you know about acting? Zilch. I spent at least 10 years doing theatre acting, improv, and I have even been in a few TV commercials. Your buddies are only "acting" this shit out? RRRRRRRIGHT. Then why not act like a "good" player? Why are these guys always picking "acting parts" that always drop them to the lowest common denominator? The truth is, is that you are seriously grasping for straws, my publicly educated friend. These guys couldn't act to save their lives. Had you actually spent any time among people fresh out of the gutter (the Admins here), you would immediately spot certain personality traits and disorders...an d your having failed to do so, along with your insistence that they are all just a bunch of great guys totally misunderstood. ...that tells me that while you may know a thing or two from a college perspective... you haven't got the common sense that God gave a rubber duck.

Oh, and to additionally prove how big of an idiot YOU are? Why does a president ever visit a school? It's called "public relations", you loser. They show up at "prominent" schools to boost public approval ratings..liste ning to self-important "speakers" such as yourself think they are making a difference with the prez in the audience...pub lic officials get a big kick out of knowing what the people they meet at these schools will say..."Oh, hey, I met the president"..."wow, I SPOKE in front of the president"...
I await your humble reply, if you are "smart" enough to dare to try...