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All right everyone:
I'd like to sum things up and leave you with a few closing remarks:
In summary,
1. *MAFIA* wins for the following reasons: a. We rule. b. We're awesome. and c. We rule.
2. Moose lost.
3. ruff ruff.
In closing, thanks to Deus, Snipur, Ins4n3, et al for jumping in and throwing a few noble jabs.
See y'all later!! I leave for Nicaragua on Thursday morning.
-Dave
What am I doing at the "expense" of the children? I DO care about them and their success. However, while helping them, I am helping myself. How does that hurt the kids? My parents didn't shirk their responsibiliti es. Again, a nice stab at a convenient analysis. You really do your homework. I do love how you, the advocate for the children, are quick to crucify teenagers who turn out a certain way due to poor parenting (read: your fantasy of me). Very honorable. See, I, unlike you, recognize that not every kid is given the same opportunity for success, and not all kids have parents who give a damn. That's why I take time out of my day to tutor them. Do you really think tutoring looks that good on a resume? Please. It doesn't. It's a meager effort. That cannot be denied. But I do it for pure reasons. Does it qualify as "padding?" You bet it does, and no one could give it any other title.
Yes, I am going to Nicaragua on a Peace Corps-related visit. My sister is in the Peace Corps, and I haven't seen her in a year, so I'm going to visit her. Then I'm going to work in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska immediately afterwards. So, despite your best efforts to paint me a coward, I truly must depart from this conversation.
My true name is David.
Sweet life; congrats on all the success. I hope your kids are loving life under your reign. You're really secure; I can tell.
p.s. Because, in this conversation, nothing of mine is at stake, you can't claim to have taken it. (Haha.)
Yes, I do pad my resume... What about it? That makes me ... what? Disingenuous? Slimy? No, unfortunately, such tactics are necessary in this society; rather than combat them, I succumb to their absolute heaviness in order to get what I am working towards.
What does my ego have to do with anything? Does it make me less credible? Does it make me an unworthy opponent? Welcome to the real world, bud. Egos rule the scene, so toughen up or be leashed. I'm done with this conversation forever. You're too hard to talk to. Anything I say you purposefully misunderstand and twist in such a way that makes me out to be an enemy of my allies. You're a slimeball, and I don't play this game. I... fight fairly. Take that.
p.s. Nice rep. You're really winning the crowd over.
Moose... Look a bit before you post. Crumpet is only 13.
Crumpet your forum says you have 9 players, and they're all 12-14 years old, and they all get home from school at the same time. How many do you want for a match?
Yeah right, how were you respawning then? And how was Insane constantly killing you in his Mustand in different places all over the map? And how did I expack you as you were parachuting in to get our flag? You did all that while you were in the forum?
You've taken from me my only glory. Damn.
And by the way, IQ means different things based on the test you take. 100 is average, and 70 is retarded, yes. But gifted, genius and high genius are variable. 6 points is a highly negligible difference. But cream your pants if you want - it's more a compliment than an insult.
Yeah, I took the eMode IQ test, and I aced it. My IQ was purported to be 142. I know that's not the highest, so I know that test is bogus. But for the record, I was tested by a psychiatrist and by MENSA as well. That's where I get 156 from. IQ tests are kind of b.s. anyhow. All they measure is potential, when potential doesn't mean shit. Performance is the real way to measure someone's value in the workplace, school, etc. I could be the smartest guy in the world, but if I'm not doing anything with my brain, I am as good as retarded. So, I shouldn't have even brought up IQ, but it carries a little weight - so I did.
I go to a private college on a scholarship. Mommy and Daddy didn't have a hand in my acceptance. My dad went to Harvard. If I wanted an easy ticket to a great school, I would've applied to Harvard and gone. So fuck off.
The reason I know you are dumber than I am, is your inability to read. I never once said I cannot play without cheats. I said I chose not to. Doing A does not mean you cannot do B; rather, doing A means you aren't doing B. It's really simple logic, and if it's over your head, I'll stop now.
I was talking about myself, regarding the acting. I act like a jerk because I think it's funny to watch the 11 year olds squirm, not because I have inferiority issues and find that the only people I can boss around are people in a server. But what a great piece for your argument if I had! (Ah, you just make things up anyway.)
My IQ is 156. Does that make you stupid? No. Does that make my clanmates stupid? No. It makes you/them sub-156 (in theory). I could never KNOW they are so, only assume based on the rarity of a 156 or higher.
Regarding the President, you obviously don't believe me, and that's fine. I never said he visited my school. You made that part up. I said he flew down. Reading between the lines is a valuable skill, but only if you know how to do it.
I'm going to Nicaragua soon, so you better wrap this up. You'll never beat me, if that helps quell you.
at the beggining it was about a 6 vs 6 player match. we got 3 flags really quick. then beetle got 1 for them because they had 1 less player. we played on and we got all the flags but 1 by 1 they started leaving and at the end they had all left. i think this is because we owned them that bad....... here is da end score with people with gold, silver and bronze medals. as you can see... mafia HAD to but in lol.
Translation: I am going to forfeit out of cowardice but tell everyone I withdrew in the name of honor.
First off it's PRO HELI ASS M@nkie and u have have a pretty big thing about PRISON GUARDS what's the big prob about PRISON GUARDS u say PRISON GUARDS in every thread u have posted, it sounds like u just came out of prison.
If it's my guess i think u did just got out of prison and all of us MAFIANS remind u of the prison guards. Did the Prison GUARDS have thier way with u ? Or did they
sit there and giggle and laugh (like us MAFIANS) while big black nigger cock rammed it's way into ur ASS!!! Is that y we remind u of PRISON GUARDS?
If so I'd like to leave u with this thought any time u see me (*MAFIA* PRO HELI ASS M@NKIE) or (*MAFIA* INSANE) OWNING UR ASS) We will be more then happy to accompany u as ur PRISON GUARDS to make u feel more at home as we watch ur ASS getting ripped open by that BIG FAT BLACK NIGGER COCK, if that makes u more secure in coming to our server knowing that is exactly what ur going to get!!! If not quit joining our server F U C K E R ! ! !
YOURS TRULY,
#1 PRISON GUARD
I'm going to offer up to you a little concept called the "persona." Creators of fiction, we can create personas by our words and our actions/demeanor. That being said, while you may think I/we am/are depraved souls, consider the possibility that we are acting consciously as such. You're not smart. Well, not as smart as I am...and you never will be. Don't refer to the text I've read as the caliber you'd find in a community college. It implies I intend one or one of similar quality when the fact is this: I go to the #7 college in the USA, and no matter how self-righteous you are, and no matter how sleazy I may appear online, I'll still be buying and selling your ass (and those of your children and husband) 10 times over. Don't insult my mind. There's a reason President Bush flies down to watch me (and others) deliver speeches to distinguished members of Academia. Oh, go ahead. Tell me I'm lying. I know the story's unbelievable, because I am an unbelievably awesome person. Suck my dick. Or should I say, get in line to.
If you feel the need to point out to everyone that you won, you didn't. There's nothing to "win" here. You came here and bitched about being owned, made false accusations about most of our members, and yet still... nobody cares. You will probably keep rambling on about us "prison guards" as you call us. Feel free. The fact remains that even after you are gone, we will still be here doing the same things. Nobody gives two shits about you or what you think, so take yourself elsewhere or deal with it. Simple as that.