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Media / Redneck fishing
« on: May 06, 2005, 05:53:52 PM »
Daddy's and Ins4n3's secret fishing method...
I also found out where Daddy lives.
I also found out where Daddy lives.
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Spam / How Daddy got a licence.
« on: April 30, 2005, 12:52:30 AM »
Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ______________ __
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
2nd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
3rd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
Lover's Name: ______________ ____________
2nd Lover's Name: ______________ ____________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: ______________ _________
Father's Name: ______________ _________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ______________ __
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
2nd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
3rd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
Lover's Name: ______________ ____________
2nd Lover's Name: ______________ ____________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: ______________ _________
Father's Name: ______________ _________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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Spam / Everything
« on: April 18, 2005, 09:23:59 PM »
Well, I figured since this is a spamming/misc thing, I would post my little sister's pic here. (Since no one probably cares). But she is adorable and I wanted you guys to see her. This was her on Easter, she was 11 months then.
EDIT - Ok, I didn't see the message when I posted this, sorry... I should have read the sticky first...
EDIT - Ok, I didn't see the message when I posted this, sorry... I should have read the sticky first...
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Media / The adventures of Bonehead
« on: March 25, 2005, 02:27:40 AM »
Here you go Bonehead. You know I love ya!
Porky
What the loss of internet connection will do to a man.
Yum
Bonehead's dog vs. the neighbor's cat You'll love this! lol
What Bonehead does to newblets
Porky
What the loss of internet connection will do to a man.
Yum
Bonehead's dog vs. the neighbor's cat You'll love this! lol
What Bonehead does to newblets
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Help / Movie Night
« on: March 03, 2005, 12:20:25 PM »
I would like to make a movie and can't for the life of me figure out how. I tried to go to the File/Program in the forum, but I don't have access. I thought it would be under there in Fraps. If someone wouldn't mind helping me out, I would be grateful. Thanks.
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