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*MAFIA* Hellraiser

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French joke
« on: October 17, 2009, 05:25:52 AM »
Please post all jokes about the french here.  They can be in the form of pictures, words, videos.  Whatever. 


 

 
« Last Edit: October 17, 2009, 05:27:32 AM by *MAFIA* Hellraiser »
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Re: French joke
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2009, 10:41:16 AM »
you no i like french people intill i met ricardo and his dumbass papi and now i hate almost asmuch as the taliban







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Re: French joke
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2009, 10:52:01 AM »
Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

Q:How many gears does a French tank have?
A:Five. Four reverse, and one forward (in case the enemy attacks from behind).

Q:Whats the best place to hide your money ?
A:Under the soap of a frenchman

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Re: French joke
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2009, 10:55:23 AM »



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Re: French joke
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2009, 11:08:23 AM »
Wow Hell, this thread is about as interesting as the French.
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Re: French joke
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2009, 12:45:04 PM »
How many French jokes are there?
-One, the rest are all true.
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Re: French joke
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2009, 10:40:40 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* MaNiX on October 17, 2009, 10:52:01 AM
Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

Q:How many gears does a French tank have?
A:Five. Four reverse, and one forward (in case the enemy attacks from behind).

Q:Whats the best place to hide your money ?
A:Under the soap of a frenchman


lmao that one was pretty good
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Re: French joke
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2009, 04:19:52 AM »
lolol. Hell, You need to post all the Ricardo shit I made a while ago. good times xD
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Re: French joke
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2009, 04:57:06 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlackOut on October 18, 2009, 04:19:52 AM
lolol. Hell, You need to post all the Ricardo shit I made a while ago. good times xD
  You need to make more. 
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Re: French joke
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2009, 05:05:03 PM »
What do you get when you bomb a French weapons shop?
Linoleum Blownapart

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Re: French joke
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2009, 06:08:26 PM »
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Re: French joke
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2009, 12:04:49 AM »
hey ricdo
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Re: French joke
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2009, 05:05:07 PM »
ROSHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
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