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Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 07, 2005, 04:56:11 AM
Well since doa no longer has a website I guess they will be parking their asses here on ours lol oh well that is what its for but you know I am such a good person I may just give them a website and a real forum what do you all think?
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Loaded on April 07, 2005, 05:32:45 AM
You are a nice person I will give you that... BUT you are FUCKING nuts. I wouldn't give them shit or maybe I would think about it if they got rid of Jason.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Missa on April 07, 2005, 11:49:26 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Well since doa no longer has a website I guess they will be parking their asses here on ours lol oh well that is what its for but you know I am such a good person I may just give them a website and a real forum what do you all think?


Yes bone, you are a nice person for doing that.  I say, do what you feel is right.  These people don't have a nice forum and site because they are either too lazy to do it themselves, they don't have the money for it, or they just don't know how to.  If you do plan on giving them a website (and [DOA] wants a website from you) I would make sure you show them step by step how to make it, so that when they want something changed on it or something, they will know how to make it for themselves.  So there is my opinion.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Crumpet on April 07, 2005, 12:00:14 PM
[DOA] SUCK ASS i own them all!
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on April 07, 2005, 12:25:49 PM
Quote from: will
[DOA] SUCK ASS i own them all!


lol you're in our clan you asshead :P
Title: DOA's website
Post by: phil on April 07, 2005, 12:59:13 PM
an stop bumming yukk will
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on April 07, 2005, 03:52:53 PM
Ask yourself this bone...would a nazi give a jew a gun? I don't think so...[DOA] will fade away in time. It's not always good to support other clans, kinda like Bush giving aid to the Middle-East and all they do is bitch back and kill our soldiers.

rofl Will you crumpet eating weiner.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Blacksheep_1 on April 07, 2005, 04:30:54 PM
hey..  so i was chatting with Crosshair a while ago.. and he was asking for a scrimmage match...   r u up for it..   just leave a message on our NEW Forum...   dawnofatheria. tk   and let us know....
Title: NUggetssS
Post by: [DOA] TNPAuTo on October 16, 2005, 06:23:47 AM
I'm sort of a new DOA member, but I don't think I'll be getting owned. By the way, the mafia server that runs stalingrad all the time is cheap. I got owned in that server because someone stuck one of the trax in the wall and shot us with the tail gun, while we couldn't shoot him. I'd love to have some BF2 matches )scrimages) between mafia and doa though.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on October 16, 2005, 07:07:43 AM
In stalingrad? the kettenkraud is not in stalingrad
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Swampfox on October 16, 2005, 07:47:00 AM
(I am confused...Do we like them?????
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 16, 2005, 08:05:06 AM
Uh, its more of a personal choice.  Some people in *MAFIA* can't stand [DOA], some people like [DOA], and some are neutral.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Felonious on October 16, 2005, 09:03:17 AM
I think if you give them a server, you are giving yourself a new job. I doubt it will be a day or two before you need to help,if they pay you however I think it makes all sorts of cents.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: ICEMAN on October 16, 2005, 09:28:36 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beetlejuice
Uh, its more of a personal choice.  Some people in *MAFIA* can't stand [DOA], some people like [DOA], and some are neutral.


I haven't been on their ventrilo in a while, but I think they kicked out most of the tiny tots that we despised.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 16, 2005, 09:55:17 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Felonious
I think if you give them a server, you are giving yourself a new job.


Look at the date on this thread you moron. We already have a website.

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I doubt it will be a day or two before you need to help,if they pay you however I think it makes all sorts of cents.


Lol. Dude, I have more knowledge about computers in my fingernail than entire MAFIA has combined in all its members.

Please show your ignorance somewhere people can't read it - like Siberia.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 16, 2005, 10:02:35 AM
I have knowledge.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on October 16, 2005, 11:03:15 AM
Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']

Lol. Dude, I have more knowledge about computers in my fingernail than entire MAFIA has combined in all its members.



so you are basically saying you are hardcore computer geek.

besides, you just found out about that teleport code that we used ages ago and it doesn't work for 1942 you nib.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on October 16, 2005, 12:31:36 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
so you are basically saying you are hardcore computer geek.

besides, you just found out about that teleport code that we used ages ago and it doesn't work for 1942 you nib.










Lol u of all people calling him a computer nerd lol please kinda stupid dont u think
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Rahl on October 16, 2005, 12:52:09 PM
And the four years I've spent here at the university studying computing means nothing.  Right on.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on October 16, 2005, 12:52:24 PM
Wheres yukk's 12 year old butt at?
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Brick on October 16, 2005, 02:27:11 PM
if they cant afford 5$ usd a month then they shouldnt even be a clan!
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Killer Bee on October 16, 2005, 02:45:17 PM
Dam programmer your real fuckin kool, I wish i could be a geek like you. ROFL suck a dick fag.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Toblerone on October 16, 2005, 05:54:54 PM
Im 100% sure...but I dont think that you can store data in a fingernail...J ust a thought...

I think RAHL owns you!!! HA! COMPUTER BATTLE!!!!
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on October 16, 2005, 06:57:59 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
And the four years I've spent here at the university studying computing means nothing.  Right on.








Im sure it means something Rahl but programmer is nuts ive told him before hes like Bill Gates only not a queer
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 17, 2005, 12:14:16 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Killer Bee
Dam programmer your real fuckin kool, I wish i could be a geek like you. ROFL suck a dick fag.


I bet you do want to be like me, niggerlips. Seeing that with my "geek" abilities I make more money than your entire fucking family going back 50 generations. I hope you will enjoy working at K-Mart or sucking the shit off of public toilets at a bus station as a Janitorial Engineer. I pray everyday to whatever god you believe in that he removes your ability to reproduce since having less of your fucked up DNA in the gene pool will only make this world better.

Also, learn to fucking spell. Every decent human being can do it.

Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
teleport code that we used ages ago and it doesn't work for 1942 you nib.


Lol? If you used it AGES ago than you wouldn't be saying that it doesn't work for BF1942. If you weren't such a retarded shithead, you'd realize that all mods are based off the 1942 engine - which means that the soldier exit position code existes for all player controllable objects thus would work equally well for vanilla BF1942 as well as for DC.


Quote from: *MAFIA* Toblerone
Im 100% sure...but I dont think that you can store data in a fingernail...J ust a thought...


I have a fucking 100TB Firewire memory drive implanted in my fingernail. I also shoot lasers out of my eyes.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on October 17, 2005, 12:37:36 AM
U bitchez got owned G'DAY
Title: DOA's website
Post by: ThaSnyper on October 17, 2005, 01:50:47 AM
If he was really that great...don't you think that he would know talking shit on the computer really means nothing? Yeah.

Im Snyper. I am 104. I live on Venus, I have 4 arms and 6 legs. I make 34 million googabucks a year. I drive a Ford Mustangstardes troyer. My wife has 8 boobs. I went to the Best Blue Storm University of Venus. I have a lot of gas. My planet would squash you. Back when I was 26 I won gold the Venolympics in the 100, 200, and 300 kilomile. I invented stadium lighting that doesnt take 30 hounutes to light up. I come from the great line of Snypers. There was Abraham Linsnyper, Thomas Edisnyper, Billy Balwisnyper, Gingis Khasnyper, Napolean Bosnyper, Bill Cosbsnyper, Micheal Jordasnyper, Leonardo DaSnyper, Chuck Norrisnyper , William Shakesnyper, Christopher Columbusnyper, Ludwig Van Beethovesnyper, Mahatma Gandhsnyper, and who could ever forget the mighty Achillesnyper. ...
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on October 17, 2005, 02:18:27 AM
Not funny ^ killed it..
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 17, 2005, 10:35:38 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper
Im Snyper. I am 104. I live on Venus, I have 4 arms and 6 legs. I make 34 million googabucks a year. I drive a Ford Mustangstardes troyer. My wife has 8 boobs. I went to the Best Blue Storm University of Venus. I have a lot of gas. My planet would squash you. Back when I was 26 I won gold the Venolympics in the 100, 200, and 300 kilomile. I invented stadium lighting that doesnt take 30 hounutes to light up. I come from the great line of Snypers. There was Abraham Linsnyper, Thomas Edisnyper, Billy Balwisnyper, Gingis Khasnyper, Napolean Bosnyper, Bill Cosbsnyper, Micheal Jordasnyper, Leonardo DaSnyper, Chuck Norrisnyper , William Shakesnyper, Christopher Columbusnyper, Ludwig Van Beethovesnyper, Mahatma Gandhsnyper, and who could ever forget the mighty Achillesnyper. ...


Yeah but you don't shoot lasers out of your eyes which makes you only 1/36th the person I am. Sucka.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on October 17, 2005, 11:57:56 AM
"I bet you do want to be like me, niggerlips. Seeing that with my "geek" abilities I make more money than your entire fucking family going back 50 generations."
    -Programmer_1

ok if this is true than why cant u send in money for ur own clan? just a thought...
Title: DOA's website
Post by: g00deye on October 17, 2005, 01:00:03 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ThaSnyper


Im Snyper. I am 104. I live on Venus, I have 4 arms and 6 legs. I make 34 million googabucks a year. I drive a Ford Mustangstardes troyer. My wife has 8 boobs. I went to the Best Blue Storm University of Venus. I have a lot of gas. My planet would squash you. Back when I was 26 I won gold the Venolympics in the 100, 200, and 300 kilomile. I invented stadium lighting that doesnt take 30 hounutes to light up. I come from the great line of Snypers. There was Abraham Linsnyper, Thomas Edisnyper, Billy Balwisnyper, Gingis Khasnyper, Napolean Bosnyper, Bill Cosbsnyper, Micheal Jordasnyper, Leonardo DaSnyper, Chuck Norrisnyper , William Shakesnyper, Christopher Columbusnyper, Ludwig Van Beethovesnyper, Mahatma Gandhsnyper, and who could ever forget the mighty Achillesnyper. ...


Same here.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 17, 2005, 01:30:22 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
ok if this is true than why cant u send in money for ur own clan? just a thought...


Because I only spend money on things that produce some sort of return for me and me alone. I am not going to spend my money on things that other people derive entertainment from. What's in it for me?

If people in our clan enjoy playing as a DOA member, they can donate the amount of money they feel is worth the price of the entertainment they derived from it.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Killer Bee on October 17, 2005, 03:22:42 PM
now i just wish i would see you in real life programmer, so i could nigger stomp you lmfao, and by the way y dont you give me your adress so i can get rich to. THEN ALL BY ALL THE BUD IN THE WORLD.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 17, 2005, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Killer Bee
now i just wish i would see you in real life programmer, so i could nigger stomp you lmfao, and by the way y dont you give me your adress so i can get rich to. THEN ALL BY ALL THE BUD IN THE WORLD.


But how could you possibly niggerstomp me with two broken legs?
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on October 17, 2005, 10:45:39 PM
Wow programmer is just fucking retarded now.  The code you gave us is the exact code we knew about a LONG time ago. It does NOT work for bf1942 you dumb nigger. We thought the code you were going to give us was something new but when you posted it, it was the same old shit.

Quote from: Programmer the Jew
Seeing that with my "geek" abilities I make more money than your entire fucking family going back 50 generations.


Yes you are a geek and obviously you don't make any money since you come to us with noobish questions like "Where can I get a server that only costs 2 dollars a year because I'm a cheap crack whore and I love to jerk my parents off."

Tell me something programmer, have you seen the 40 Year Old Virgin? You should take a few notes from that movie cuz I bet your hands are starting to build calluses. Jew lover.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 17, 2005, 11:50:11 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
Wow programmer is just fucking retarded now.  The code you gave us is the exact code we knew about a LONG time ago. It does NOT work for bf1942 you dumb nigger. We thought the code you were going to give us was something new but when you posted it, it was the same old shit.


Then why the fuck can I get teleportation in BF1942 to work and you can't you dumb niggershit? Hell, I first tested the teleportation code in vanilla 1942 WAY before I used it in our DC maps. You're obviously doing something wrong you dumbfuck.


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Yes you are a geek and obviously you don't make any money since you come to us with noobish questions like "Where can I get a server that only costs 2 dollars a year because I'm a cheap crack whore and I love to jerk my parents off."


I am not going to argue with you about how much money I have. I'm not a stupid dumbshit like you that would take it up the ass like a gay black man and pay for other people's entertainment - people who you only know on the Internet. I have better fucking things to do with my money that rent a fucking server for a bunch of dumb niggerfarts that randomly connect to our server.

This is why I want the cheapest fucking server I can find. I don't want to have to pay a whole lot of money for a fucking expensive server if the amount of money we get through donations isn't enough.

You simply don't understand the fucking concept of money if you're saying that I should pay for my own fucking server. The reason I HAVE money is because I'm not a dumb assfucker like yourself that likes to throw money out the window to entertain other dumbfucks.


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Tell me something programmer, have you seen the 40 Year Old Virgin?


Yes I've seen it - I bet you were the inspiration for that movie.


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You should take a few notes from that movie cuz I bet your hands are starting to build calluses.


Unlike you, I actually have a real girlfriend to play with, unlike the blow-up rubber one you hide under your bed.


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Jew lover.


Fag lover.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: ThaSnyper on October 18, 2005, 01:15:23 AM
Oooo can this be the first thread I close pleaseeeee
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on October 18, 2005, 01:27:44 AM
I'm not even gonna read that pile of shit you just wrote you denderfiliac.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Loaded on October 18, 2005, 04:38:58 AM
All the cool stuff that Programmer_One has and can do, my oh my...

None of it is any good when he still looks like this...


(http://www.mrfunstuff.com/images/matt.jpg)


Just make sure you save the pic before he removes it from his WEB SITE (http://www.mrfunstuff.com). LOL I am sure he gets ALL kinds of money from there.

P-1... Go ahead and give me what you got, I don't post much anymore, BUT I really do miss this kind of thread.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on October 18, 2005, 11:05:02 AM
thatls programmer? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHA wat a virgin! GEEK ALERT! lol!!! PawPaw you just made my day. :)
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 18, 2005, 02:34:54 PM
Quote from: Loaded
None of it is any good when he still looks like this...


Yeah...that's me...6 years ago. However, thanks for reminding me to update that picture.

If you refresh this thread, you should now see how I look now. (More or less...that picture is kind of old too).

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LOL I am sure he gets ALL kinds of money from there.


Nope. I get most of my money from here (http://www.ioburst.com)

(I am working on the website so you won't see much).

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P-1... Go ahead and give me what you got, I don't post much anymore, BUT I really do miss this kind of thread.


Ok you're a dickface. I'm actually too busy to insult you properly at this moment, so check back later.


Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
thatls programmer? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHA wat a virgin! GEEK ALERT! lol!!! PawPaw you just made my day. :)


Old picture...and so what? I was still a virgin at 14. Whoop-dee fucking doo. I'm 20 now so I had plenty of time to lose it, which I did.

You're so up in arms about virginity, I bet you haven't even lost yours yet. Only virgins have to make jokes about other people's virginity to make themselves feel better.

Queer.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on October 18, 2005, 02:51:37 PM
Quote from: Loaded


(http://www.mrfunstuff.com/images/matt.jpg)




LOL!!!!! Holy shit this is too much! And programmer you should know better, you can't lose your virginity by inserting your penis into a cd-rom drive, just doesn't work.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Zeppelin on October 18, 2005, 02:54:56 PM
queer... lol nice ending lol i thought only queers called each other queers

l
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 18, 2005, 03:05:39 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Zeppelin
queer... lol nice ending lol i thought only queers called each other queers


Well, I thought it was a nice way to end my post. And no, strait people call queers queer - homosexuals call each other life partners.



Quote from: *MAFIA* Phantom
LOL!!!!! Holy shit this is too much!


What? So what if I'm not dressed up in army fatigues and holding a shotgun like how you probably are in your pictures. And come on, lets see your picture now - I want the chance to point out how unevolved you look.

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And programmer you should know better, you can't lose your virginity by inserting your penis into a cd-rom drive, just doesn't work.


Oh I do know better. You see, I lost my virginity by inserting my penis into a vagina. Do I need to show you some highschool-level educational diagrams?


And may I remind you that YOU can't lose your virginity by sticking your penis into the ass of a fat sweaty black man.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: Darth on October 18, 2005, 03:15:11 PM
hahahaha nice one phantom wow you really do look like a fag hahaha thats funny lol
Title: DOA's website
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on October 18, 2005, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Darth
hahahaha nice one phantom wow you really do look like a fag hahaha thats funny lol


How did they ever let you into MAFIA? I bet you had to rim some asses around here, huh kid. I mean, you type just like Crump3t...reta rdedly.
Title: DOA's website
Post by: ThaSnyper on October 18, 2005, 03:24:35 PM
This is not going anywhere