But FIRST, answer me these questions three!
Question number one: Do you have a dildo or any other sexual apparatus that could be used to penetrate Milky's tight poop chute?
Question number-o deuce: What would you be willing to do to Milky's anus including but not limited to, scat play, rim jobs, or Cleveland steamers?
The third and final question: Have you ever listened to Barbara Streisand while dancing naked in a shower of yours or someone else urine?
I want to answer this as well in hopes one day I will be able to join mafia.
1. I have a slab of petrified dinosaur poo long enough to extend into the recipients anus as well as my own simultaneously, acting as a double sided dildo while the excrement from both our orifices lubricates the dino poo, inhibiting friction while promoting and intensifying sexual prostate stimulation.
2. I could write it a letter every day, taunting it, preparing it, getting his tight little pink butthole so moist it will drown itself in bodily fluids from extreme anticipation. After years of seducing, I would find Milky's anus sleeping peacefully, silence but smelly as I lurk over him in the dark night, readying myself for the desires that his anus yearns for. A cactus can only do so much to a young man's naughty spot, so I would have to include the follow: a ping pong paddle, pork rinds, a signed 1994 nolan ryan baseball card, 3 clothes hangers, and a bottle of cholula hot sauce. And it's all going in your ass.
3. Of course I have, you were the one I was in the shower with, or should I say... the golden shower hehe
Hope I get accepted guys thx