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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on November 30, 2006, 06:06:44 PM

Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on November 30, 2006, 06:06:44 PM
The Germans want German to be the International language.
 
Brussels are saying that because English is spoken so widely, that English ought to be the new International language.
 
Brussels also say with so many 'silent' letters in words, and letters like 'ph' sounding the same as 'f', English should be made easier before being adopted as the International language.
 
A team of experts are looking at the changes that need making, and have drawn up a 5 year plan.
 
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
 
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
 
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
 
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
 
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
Disgrasful and it should go away.
 
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
 
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
 
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united vold vil finali kum tru.
 
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze Forst plas.
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on November 30, 2006, 08:53:37 PM
Quote from: Dune Surfer
The Germans want German to be the International language.
 

Too bad!!

You didn't write that!!!
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on December 01, 2006, 08:30:02 AM
LAWL, I got it.
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 01, 2006, 12:54:35 PM
Ja mein gutt! ZEIG HEIL! ZEIG HEIL!!
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on December 01, 2006, 05:45:27 PM
Lol nice 1 Bonehead
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 01, 2006, 06:52:52 PM
i got it, didn't think it was that funny.
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: Twisted on December 01, 2006, 07:10:11 PM
i dont speak german someone fill me in on the joke
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 01, 2006, 07:20:29 PM
it's not in german silly ass, it's supposed to be replicating a german accent. It's really not that funny, you're not missing anything.
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: Twisted on December 01, 2006, 09:02:54 PM
oh shit now i get it haha not funny that was gay
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on December 02, 2006, 08:48:43 AM
Quote from: Twisted
i dont speak german someone fill me in on the joke

It maybe lame but at least you gave us a laugh
Title: Subject: International Directive 1942
Post by: Hallander on December 02, 2006, 09:00:06 AM
well, I thought it was funny, sorry!1111!1!one!! Dont ban me.