haha i was bored and went wayyyy out of my way for this one.
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Stranger: hello
You: hey sexy lady
Stranger: well, hey there
You: you lookin for a good time?
Stranger: oh, i always am
You: alright cool
You: well my bitches are the best
You: only 100$ a night
You: all of em are clean
You: no drugs, no aids, none of that shit
You: you can rest assured ur getting the highest quality
You: you down?
You: i got babes all over the country so dont even worry about location
Stranger: but, what if i'm not into bitches?
You: ahh man dont even get me started
You: i got the best guys out there
You: they'll do anything for you
You: same price, same quality
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: set me up
You: alright cool, what location we looking at
You: ?
Stranger: central montana
You: alright lemme make some calls, i'll see who's available
You: one sec
Stranger: k
You: alright so anything in particular u looking for?
You: blacks, whites? asians?
You: we got em all babe
Stranger: Tonight, i'm thinking white
You: white? alright now we're talking
You: i got the best of the best
You: one more phone call and we're in business
You: k so here's whats up
You: i got guys down in lewistown
You: great falls
You: winnett
You: stanford
Stranger: great falls works for me
You: great falls? alright
You: alright cool babe cool
You: now, before we get any further, how we gonna be paying tonight?
You: i accept cash and credit
You: actually, first, you know what, lemme see who exactly i have in great falls
You: ohhh man these guys will blow your mind
You: k we got frankie bj
You: we got carl q
You: and lets see
You: austin fukman
You: all white
You: all the best
You: any name fancy your taste?
Stranger: frankie bj, i think
You: frankie, thats my boy right there
You: you're in for a wild night babe you know what i mean
You: cool now we are in business
You: so how we payin tonight?
Stranger: cash
You: cash alright
You: as i said, one hundred dollars a night
You: just give it straight to him
You: he gives the cash to me, and you get the goods babe
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: i am looking forward to it
You: hey, i'm sure he is to aha
You: now, where you located?
Stranger: just outside great falls
You: alright cool cool
You: dont need to pay for gas money, he'll like you already
Stranger:
You: now babe, heres where the deal comes
You: he can meet you somewhere, or he can come to ur house
You: this is where most people disconnect
You: dont give up on me now babe
You: i gone through a lot of work
You: just for you babe
Stranger: can i meet him at a motel?
You: alright sure which one?
Stranger: Holiday Inn on I-15?
You: alrigh lemme give him a call and see if thats good
You: i'm not familiar with that area
You: i'm from cali baby
You: but he knows his way around where you are so no worries
Stranger: awesome
You: k do u happen to know the address of the place?
You: if not, i can look it up myself
Stranger: oh jeeze
Stranger: i don't know the exact address
Stranger: it's on i-15
You: alright babe no worries no worries
You: its all good
You: i'll look it up
You: alright now we are talking
You: 1801 Markey Place Drive?
You: correct?
Stranger: sounds right
You: off of I-15
Stranger: yeah
You: alright now what time should i have him meet you?
Stranger: I can be there by 9:30
You: alright babe you fast you fast
Stranger: i am
You: alright so he'll arrange for a room
Stranger: i want to get my money's worth
You: oh dont worry babe
You: its completely worth it
You: you know where else you can get quality this high for prices this low?
You: nowhere, you cant
Stranger: no where?
You: that my point babe! nowhere! haha
You: we the best in the country
You: so dont even worry about quality
You: he'll make your night
You: alright so we're looking at room 112, sound good?
You: accommodations have been made and he'll be there ASAP
Stranger: sounds good
You: ok well he'll meet you there, you have a good night now
Stranger: oh, i will
You: and have fun babe ; )
You: dont do anything i wouldnt ahaha, or maybe you will, he's down for anything ahaa
Stranger:
You: k u take care now
Stranger: k
Stranger: will do
You: bye babe
Stranger: bye
Stranger: and thanks'
You: no problem, i live to sever you
You: *server
You: haha
Stranger:
You: aww damn haha got me so excited i cant type haha
You: anyways, bye now
You: i'll disconnect after you
You: don't want to disappear if you should have any last questions
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have no further questions
You: alright babe cool
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