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Re: joke spam
« Reply #210 on: March 30, 2010, 07:28:48 PM »

wat really happened to michael jackson three facts 1.he wore the most tightest skinny pants and it cut of his blood line and died.2.when he was remaking thriller a real zombie killed him in the macking.3.he wanted  to  be  skinnier so he starved to death R.I.P mickeal jackson well the world will never know  :P
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #211 on: March 31, 2010, 03:35:35 AM »

wat really happened to michael jackson three facts 1.he wore the most tightest skinny pants and it cut of his blood line and died.2.when he was remaking thriller a real zombie killed him in the macking.3.he wanted  to  be  skinnier so he starved to death R.I.P mickeal jackson well the world will never know  :P
  However, the world knows you are retarded and everyone is pretty much onboard with you killing yourself and no one caring.  Just throwing that out there for ya. 
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #212 on: March 31, 2010, 12:54:39 PM »

wat really happened to michael jackson three facts 1.he wore the most tightest skinny pants and it cut of his blood line and died.2.when he was remaking thriller a real zombie killed him in the macking.3.he wanted  to  be  skinnier so he starved to death R.I.P mickeal jackson well the world will never know  :P

My suggestion to you is to do what he did. Die.
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #213 on: March 31, 2010, 04:06:49 PM »

wow everyone stop being retards it was just a joke calm down anyways why would u even care pff
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #214 on: March 31, 2010, 04:21:13 PM »

wow everyone stop being retards it was just a joke calm down anyways why would u even care pff
  Noone likes you hear!!  Leave!!! 
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #215 on: March 31, 2010, 04:33:45 PM »

  Noone likes you hear!!  Leave!!! 
dont really need to
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #216 on: April 01, 2010, 12:35:52 PM »

Biology Test Today....
 
I took my biology exam today and failed.
I was asked to name something commonly found in cells.




Apparently Blacks & Mexicans is not the right answer.
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #217 on: April 01, 2010, 03:30:29 PM »

Biology Test Today....
 
I took my biology exam today and failed.
I was asked to name something commonly found in cells.




Apparently Blacks & Mexicans is not the right answer.


Good guess. That's what I would have put. Or white trash mother fuckers. I use the term "mother fuckers" literally.
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #218 on: April 09, 2010, 07:02:15 AM »

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Re: joke spam
« Reply #219 on: April 12, 2010, 02:06:09 PM »

Misunderstandi ng

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
You have been to France before, Monsieur?' the customs officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'

The elderly gentleman said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible' said the customs officer.
'The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any f****** Frenchmen to show it to!!!

 

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Re: joke spam
« Reply #220 on: April 12, 2010, 02:15:10 PM »

France owned.  + rep    :laugh:
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #221 on: April 15, 2010, 09:47:09 AM »

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity.
He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.. "Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment, of brotherhood and silence, passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #222 on: April 15, 2010, 10:39:29 AM »

lol i like that one reloaded..
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #223 on: April 15, 2010, 03:05:38 PM »

Britain: WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What ? It's what you asked for isn't it ? Britain: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH! Iceland: woooops...
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #224 on: April 22, 2010, 07:06:21 AM »

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE CPA......

Football FINALLY makes sense......... ..
 
A guy took his blonde CPA girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
 
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
 
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
 
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
 
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
 
I'm like....Helloo oooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!
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