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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Loaded on October 06, 2007, 06:51:58 AM
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My sister (hers was only $440) of all people sent this to me and I thought it would be fun to try it out here.
Read what to do in the Quote box... Be honest on your tab.
I am not sure how to take my bar tab, I was/am having allot of fun or I was being very bad.
My bar tab is... $565
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Put in your post "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Tally it up and post..."My Bar Tab Is $....."
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My score was 710. Is that good or bad? Man I didn't know I was that fucked up. But it was fun. HAHAHAHA
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My bar tab is $360
Hell urs is so high because you had anal with so many men.
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Mine was $410 but the ones that applied to me I've done plenty of times so I ghess I was too busy doing those to do the others.
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I am happy to say one of mine was exploring hells colon with my meat camera.
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Mine is so high due to the fact of all those times I masturbated to you fucking sheep. Oh plus all the times you please me orally. And the times I fucked you while you were fucking a sheep. I counted that as a three way.
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$430....dont ask!
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$475
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$110
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$110
i think its time you and me get together and bang out everything on that list
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Mine is actually 465, I used a calculator this time haha.
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i think its time you and me get together and bang out everything on that list
Name the time and the place big daddy. ;)
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See balth has never had sex so that will lowers his bar tab.
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Oh and momma is just kinky ;)
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575$........uh oh.
I want to know, out of all you old people, who's dropped acid?
I bet 50 bucks swampfox has dropped acid before, anyone else?
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I dropped acid on my hand once, it fucking burned!
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I better not say what mine was....omg 785!!!
The Navy made me do it.......
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150 men go down 75 couples come up, nuff said :)
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$ 45
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105$
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I find 1025$!
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I find 1025$!
Holy hell.....what are the 13 y.o.'s doing in france these days?
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It was all the butt sex with his friends.