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General / Oedipus Rex Essay
« on: February 17, 2006, 06:38:40 PM »
For those of you who had to read the Greek play of Oedipus Rex is school will find this hilarious.  For those of you who didnt, it will still be funny but you may not get all of the jokes.

For those of you who didnt read it, it was about a Greek King who killed his father and married his mother...

This is an essay that a student wrote AND handed in to a teacher AND still received a D- lol.

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

32
Spam / Masebot
« on: February 01, 2006, 12:33:50 PM »
Can anyone understand him?  I sure cant.  I'll give you guys rep everytime you guys translate his posts after he post them. lol.

33
BF 1942 / TOBRUK!!!
« on: February 01, 2006, 10:24:26 AM »
who here likes tobruk the way ive modded it???  Post any complaints or reccommendatio ns and I'll assess what to do.

34
Media / Phantom will enjoy this...
« on: January 24, 2006, 08:18:11 PM »

35
Media / for phantom...
« on: January 22, 2006, 12:10:29 PM »
this video clip is dedicated to phantom and to all members of the adult film world...

http://www.headstaggers.com/flash/show/?id=13

36
Media / Saving private Ryan
« on: December 29, 2005, 01:57:06 PM »

37
Games / F.E.A.R.
« on: December 26, 2005, 02:30:42 PM »
Ya i noticed we got a F.E.A.R. channel on vent now and i was wondering who all plays the game?

maybe i can hook up with yall sometime and pwn the shit out of you :8

38
Help / help with my server tool BATCH HELP
« on: December 09, 2005, 03:26:15 PM »
okay so you all know the server tool that ive created in the programs and files section now im going to add the feature which allows for manual IP entering for both 1.6 and 1.61


I want the option 'Manual IP 1.6' and 'Manual IP 1.61' but i need some help on going about it.  


@echo OFF
ECHO.
ECHO.
ECHO     ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±
ECHO     ±                                                                     ±
ECHO     ±                   B A T T L E F I E L D  1 9 4 2                    Â±
ECHO     ±                                                                     ±
ECHO     ±                * M A F I A *  S E R V E R  T O O L                  Â±
ECHO     ±                                                                     ±
ECHO     ±                        V E R S I O N  2.0                           ±
ECHO     ±                                                                     ±
ECHO     ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±
ECHO.
ECHO                                            B E T T E R  T H A N  T H E  R E S T
echo                                           W W W . M A F I A O W N S . C O M                                      
ECHO.
echo     ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ»
echo     º                  Written by: *MAFIA* xXel_diabloXx                  Âº
echo     ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
ECHO.
ECHO.
ECHO.
ECHO.                           Press any key to continue
pause>nul

@echo off

cls

IF NOT EXIST %WINDIR%\SYSTEM32\CONFIG goto choicemenu

::****
:menu
::****
cls
echo ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ»
echo º *MAFIA* Server Tool 2.0 º
echo ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
echo.
echo (1) *MAFIA* BF1942 v1.6
echo.
echo (2) *MAFIA* BF1942 v1.61
echo.
echo (3) [DOA] DesertCombat v1.61
echo.
echo (4) Manual IP 1.6
echo.
echo (5) Manual IP 1.61
echo.
echo (6) Exit
echo.
echo (7) Uninstall
echo.

:start
set choice=
set /p choice=Enter the corresponding number:

if '%choice%'=='1' goto mafia16
if '%choice%'=='2' goto mafia161
if '%choice%'=='3' goto doa161
if '%choice%'=='4' goto manip16
if '%choice%'=='5' goto manip161
if '%choice%'=='6' goto exit
if '%choice%'=='7' goto uninstall

ECHO.
ECHO. INVALID option. Try again you stupid n00b!
ECHO.
goto start

::****
:mafia16
::****
cls
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\BF1942.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\BF1942_w32ded.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\contentCrc32.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\init.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
START Patchswitcher\Old\Old.reg
START BF1942.exe +game bf1942 +restart 1 +joinServer 207.158.61.44:14567
echo Loading Game...
goto end

::****
:mafia161
::****
cls
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\BF1942.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\BF1942_w32ded.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\contentCrc32.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\init.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
START Patchswitcher\New\New.reg
START BF1942.exe +game bf1942 +restart 1 +joinServer 207.158.55.111:14567
echo Loading game...
goto end

[COLOR="Red"]::****
:manip16
::****
set choice=
set /p choice=Enter the IP and Port for 1.6:

if '%choice%'=='%1' goto connect16

::****
:connect16
::****
cls
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\BF1942.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\BF1942_w32ded.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\contentCrc32.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\Old\init.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
START Patchswitcher\Old\Old.reg
START BF1942.exe +game bf1942 +restart 1 +joinServer %1
echo Loading game...
goto end

::****
:manip161
::****
set choice=
set /p choice=Enter the IP and Port for 1.61:

if '%choice%'=='%2' goto connect161

::****
:connect161
::****
cls
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\BF1942.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\BF1942_w32ded.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\contentCrc32.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\init.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
START Patchswitcher\New\new.reg
START BF1942.exe +game bf1942 +restart 1 +joinServer %2
echo Loading game...
goto end
[/COLOR]

::****
:doa161
::****
cls
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\BF1942.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\BF1942_w32ded.exe" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\contentCrc32.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
XCOPY "Patchswitcher\New\init.con" "Mods\bf1942" /y
START Patchswitcher\New\New.reg
START BF1942.exe +game bf1942 +restart 1 +joinServer 207.210.217.21 1:14567
echo Loading game...
goto end

::****
:end
::****
EXIT

::****
:uninstall
::****
START uninstal.exe
goto end

39
General / 1337 keyboard
« on: November 14, 2005, 05:38:11 PM »
Yo check out the new keyboard i just bought... LOL




heres link if yall r usin shitty iexplorer

http://toxyn.org/~m0xx/images/18258.jpg

40
Help / MIC DRIVER PROBLEMS
« on: October 10, 2005, 09:55:06 AM »
lol now i dont have a mic driver.. soo gay....

I cant talk on vent at all or any of that shit.

41
Help / AUDIO DRIVER HELP
« on: October 09, 2005, 01:55:37 PM »
OK I have FINALLY reformatted my computer and its running very smoothly, except i have no fucking sound.  My drivers and utilities cd from my dell dimension-xps doesnt have a fucking audio driver.  I NEED HELP!!!!  I need an audio driver for my computer so I can get in ventrilo with you guys and rape some newbs!!!

If any of you would like to help search for the right audio driver...

Type: Dell Dimension/XPS (desktop)
Service tag: 3ZX4M31


ANY HELP WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED! THANK YOU!

42
Flame / TO HELL WITH LINUX!
« on: October 05, 2005, 06:59:02 PM »
FUCK LINUX! ONLY N00BS N NIGGERS USE LINUX!! WTF KINDA OS MASCOT IS THAT? A FUCKING PENGUIN???

43
Media / I'm back negroes!!11!1
« on: August 01, 2005, 07:36:21 AM »
I'm back guys from my vacation to Scandanavia.  It was fun but I'm glad to be back.  Can't wait to get some of Phantom's sweet pudding again.

Here's some pics from my trip... (sorry the file is so big :()

Norway:
-All the mountain/river shots
-Me at the arctic circle

Sweden:
-Field of oats
-the city picture (Stockholm)

Denmark:
-sand cliffs
-Dock of boats
-the tall house on the water

44
Media / I AM INS4N3'S BITCH!
« on: July 15, 2005, 06:17:19 PM »
I am officially ins4n3's bitch as of friday, july 15, 2005.  Here are pictures to prove it.
It's so fucking hard to write mirror image on a piece of paper...

45
Media / I FOUND TOBY!
« on: July 13, 2005, 11:46:10 AM »
LMAO GUYS! I FOUND TOBLERONE!
TOBYKINS!

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