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for beatle
« on: December 06, 2007, 11:52:58 PM »
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve was earlier. Adam said, "This morning Eve and I made love for the first time."

God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"

Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."

"No," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 12:27:04 AM »
lol, since when is sex a sin?
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 01:00:56 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 07, 2007, 12:27:04 AM
lol, since when is sex a sin?
  Same sex, and sex with animals is a sin.   Isn't it????  Oh Bone if it is you are going to hell double time. 
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 01:18:01 AM »
lol, but wasn't adam a dude, and eve a chick? Amirite?
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 02:00:50 AM »
No you retards its a joke, not a meaning...
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2007, 02:08:01 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on December 07, 2007, 01:18:01 AM
lol, but wasn't adam a dude, and eve a chick? Amirite?
  If you don't know the difference then you need help.  One has a penis the other has a vigina.  The penis goes in the vagina,  and it feels good for a little bit, until about 2 days later then it burns when you pee and you get bumps and scabbs on your penis. 
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 02:34:53 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 07, 2007, 02:00:50 AM
No you retards its a joke, not a meaning...
rofl, i'm aware it's a joke. I was just thinking to myself after the fact, "wait a minute, sex was considered a sin?"
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2007, 02:35:55 AM »
To beatle it is...
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2007, 02:37:28 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 07, 2007, 02:00:50 AM
No you retards its a joke, not a meaning...
  No you are a retard!!!  Is masturbation a sin???
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2007, 02:38:47 AM »
It is, and you will burn in hell! fuck everything is a sin, even waking up. Fuck us all huh?
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2007, 02:41:30 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 07, 2007, 02:38:47 AM
It is, and you will burn in hell! fuck everything is a sin, even waking up. Fuck us all huh?
  Yeah, we are all screwed.  Well if you believe there is a god.  If not, then you will just die and your body will be eaten by worms and other bugs.  So goes the circle of life.
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2007, 02:47:48 AM »
Beatle just fainted and farted!
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2007, 02:59:48 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on December 07, 2007, 02:38:47 AM
It is, and you will burn in hell! fuck everything is a sin, even waking up. Fuck us all huh?
lol, that reminds me of family guy when they're talking about catholics...

"we're looking for potty training books....and uh, oh, we're catholic"

"Oh, so you want this book called You're a Very Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You"
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2007, 03:08:43 AM »
Yup that is it.
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Re: for beatle
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2007, 07:03:46 AM »
wass, They say premarrital sex is a sin.
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