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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: Hallander on November 19, 2006, 12:08:22 PM
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Mines probably when I was at the tender age of 12, and a quadbike landed on my when I was watching them.
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Probably when my eyes burned from looking at your mom. Jk ha but really probably when i broke my wrist about 2 months ago.
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Mines probably when I was at the tender age of 12, and a quadbike landed on my when I was watching them.
baseball bat to the face when i was 17.
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broke my collarbone when i was 10 playing football
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broke my collarbone when i was 10 playing football
lol, i broke my collarbone in the mountains when i was skiing, and continued to ski all day. thats a pussy injury.
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i've never broken any bones, i did hyper-extend my left elbow once snowboarding but didn't need to go to the doctors or anything...it was just sore for a week, other than that, just the average stitches, cuts, scrapes, sprains, bruises...etc.
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i've never broken any bones, i did hyper-extend my left elbow once snowboarding but didn't need to go to the doctors or anything...it was just sore for a week, other than that, just the average stitches, cuts, scrapes, sprains, bruises...etc.
pussy alert!
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Hmm mine would have to be when 440 volts got a hold of my ass.
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The worst injury I have ever had is, when I tried to shave my balls with hair clippers. They cut the hell outta my sack. I had to put toliet paper all over to stop the bleeding.
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Dislocated the entire left side of my body when I was 16 or so. Fell 15 feet into a concrete ditch.
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i had to get 29 staples after i got hit in the head with a driver.
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bottle cut my half of my upper lip, when i was a kid, stupid curb, damn beer bottle
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I once rolled off a bunk bed asleep and woke up to find I'd broke my arm, all my weight must have landed on it cos it was completely snapped apart from a bit of bone. I had to hold it upwards for 6 hours so the blood wouldent flow to the nerves until the morning when my dad could be bothered driving me to the hospital.
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Broke my finger on a kid in Middle School and it still hasn't gone back to being straight. That's about it.
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Damn dune surfer, what a sorry ass dad...
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i broke my pinky toe at the beach, i stubbed it on a rock and my sisters thought i was over-exaggerating...then it turned black the next day. Stupid women...
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I was in a car wreck and broke 2 ribs and cracked my pelvis on a seperate occasion i was playing football in the 7th grade and got speard in my stomach. i felt like something was wrong but didnt know what it was i went to the emergency room and had ruptured my spleen had to get it removed.:(
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This probably falls under Blakjax's "pussy" category, but I don't understand how that makes someone "weak" just because they've never been injured too badly. I think a better word for that is "fortunate."
Anyway, the only time I've had to go to the hospital for an injury was when I was about 6, I went down a water slide at full speed, hit a curve, and broke my ankle on the side of it. I wasn't even suppose to be on it, I didn't fit the height requirement, but my dad waited in the line all the time and he just ignored the lifeguard and told me to go ahead and so I did. Ha.
The funny thing is, the rest of the day I just enjoyed myself at the water park, limping around, I didn't think anything was wrong. It wasn't until I woke up the next morning and came into the kitchen when my mom saw that my ankle was swollen and blue and so I went to get a cast.
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I remebered another one. I was in Hawaii and out at some club when this one fag kept trying to cock block me so I started punching him in the face. This fuckingguy hit me in the head with a beer bottle. I should have got stiches, but being the sexy mother fucker I am, I didn't want to have a bald spot on my head from when the had to shave it. I just supper glued it and threw a couple butterfly stitches.
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Cock block? So he tryed to stop you from what exactly lol. Only kidding, I here they invented super glue to patch up wounds on soldiers. Its good stuff, I used to cover the prints of my index and forefingers before I playd a gig to avoid blisters when playing the bass for 2 hours.
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Cock block? So he tryed to stop you from what exactly lol. Only kidding, I here they invented super glue to patch up wounds on soldiers. Its good stuff, I used to cover the prints of my index and forefingers before I playd a gig to avoid blisters when playing the bass for 2 hours.
He tried to stop me from banging this one bitch. And did you say you played bass or the skin flute? Just wondering. Hey if you swing that way it is ok. Does your parents know yet, or are you coming out to us first.
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Take it easy man, just sounded funny to me that is all. Sorry your having problems err banging bitches BOO boo YOU AW
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Dude I was kidding. Don't take it to heart. It is ok if you like cock. I have no problem with the ladies. Ask all your female relatives. LOL
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Dude I was kidding. Don't take it to heart. It is ok if you like cock. I have no problem with the ladies. Ask all your female relatives. LOL
they all told me your ego was bigger than your dick... ROFL jk. lawlerskates
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My female relatives, ok. I'll ask them If they've been recently approached by a cock sucking desperate virgin whose desperate for any kind of intimacy.
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My female relatives, ok. I'll ask them If they've been recently approached by a cock sucking desperate virgin whose desperate for any kind of intimacy.
Not intimacy just a mercy fuck. Becuase like Blackjax said I have a very small penis. So small Asian guys see me in the shower at the gym and say " Goddman you have a small penis"!
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they all told me your ego was bigger than your dick... ROFL jk. lawlerskates
Who said that. I don't have an ego. Isn't that a waffle. Whatever it doesn't matter. But yes. I do have a small penis. It looks like a tuna can. 2 inches long but 8 inches around.
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Err.... well that aint good. Maybe their worth punching if they talk shit like that
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Hey it happens. As long as I get mine. LOL. Dude I am just fucking with you. I am not pissed or anything . Don't take the female relatives thing seriously. It was just your Mom.
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Yeah shes intimidating for someone that doesn't have one
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LOL. I gotta go and do some hitch hiking under the sheets. How about five knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Flog the dolphine. DAMN IT JERK OFF, I HAVE TO GO JERK OFF. Shit can 't a guy get any privacey? Later
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That figures
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WHAT?
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Let's hear some more injuries from you noobs...
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Let's hear some more injuries from you noobs...
I cracked my head open when I was 2 but what little kid hasn't? Also, my bike hit a rut once and turned awkwardly and the chain cut a gash into my leg. Other than that and a few minor 2nd degree burns, I have been pretty injury free. Oh, and I broke my arm too. I forgot to add that in.
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my friend decided he'd jump over me as i was laying down on a hill at lunch one time in seventh grade. He tripped and fell and the weight of his entire body went down on my nose. It broke and i almost died from blood loss because the yard monitors didnt want to get blood on them so didnt do anything. Not a very bad injury but it made my nose look straighter.
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I'm invulnerable.
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my friend decided he'd jump over me as i was laying down on a hill at lunch one time in seventh grade. He tripped and fell and the weight of his entire body went down on my nose. It broke and i almost died from blood loss because the yard monitors didnt want to get blood on them so didnt do anything. Not a very bad injury but it made my nose look straighter.
it wasn't that they didn't want to get blood on them. They didn't want to get your blood on them.
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the worst i had was getting hit my a pick-up truck and had a gash on my chin from it. The scar is still there
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the worst i had was getting hit my a pick-up truck and have a gash on my chin from it. The scar is still there
So what your saying is when your mom puts you in the bath she can't tell the difference between your ass and your face?
Renegade from henceforth is now known as:
ASS FACE
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My worst injury was when I read Hallander's post.
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the worst i had was getting hit my a pick-up truck and had a gash on my chin from it. The scar is still there
What ever you say, Ass Face.
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Open heart surgery!!!!! or more specifically.. .Atrioventricu lar Canal Defect.. in short, ive got/had a massive hole in my heart!
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Open heart surgery!!!!! or more specifically.. .Atrioventricu lar Canal Defect.. in short, ive got/had a massive hole in my heart!
Heartless....
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I'd have to say my worst injury was a machete to hand... fortunately it only sliced my thumb in two.
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I broke a nail once. But the manicurist fixed it. :)
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Broke both wrist on a 10' head first fall.
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with a 10' head, you'd have to need two wrists..just sayin' :o
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Broke both wrist on a 10' head first fall.
Which head?
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Which head?
Well I didn't break my nose....
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beatle got his nut sack laid open by one of his cats. something about love time i think :D
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When I was 6, I was running down a hallway, tripped and fell catching my top eyelid on a door hinge ripping it off. At 23 I cut the tip of my middle finger off with electric hedge clippers.
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When I was 6, I was running down a hallway, tripped and fell catching my top eyelid on a door hinge ripping it off. At 23 I cut the tip of my middle finger off with electric hedge clippers.
Holy fucking shit that's nasty.