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Ins4n3

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« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2005, 03:34:14 PM »

I have a bellybutton.
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« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2005, 12:03:58 AM »

First off LITTLE BOY, I’m flattered at the whole teenager thing, that was a couple of decades ago, misunderstood or not. TY…. Now for me to lower myself and insult your parents, I don’t think so. Being a parent myself, I actually have allot of respect for parents, when you get older you will understand and learn appreciate them. Then there is this whole matter of preschool, I never learned anything then, so I doubt it would help any now. So go ahead and sit behind your computer on your fat pimply white ass, pretending you’re all that with your “superior intellect” as I’m sure the whole trailer park is real impressed how grown up you are now. See I actually have a job, with a 6 figure income; drive a 2005 F350 fully loaded blah blah.  When I started this it was purely to get a raise out of your punk ass, well as you can see it work and this is now boring. Say what you have to say its not healthy to keep it inside and next time try and come up with something a little more original then insulting my parents, it really shows your immaturity. You have a wonderful day, LITTLE BOY, thanks for the entertainment. :002:
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« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2005, 07:26:04 AM »

FORD=Found on road dead :D
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« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2005, 09:12:42 AM »

Got to tell u chev and dodge just don't cut it out there where we have to go daddy.  I would rather drive a chev or dodge much nicer ride, but ther're just not tough enough they just fall apart. My last Ford I got over 700 km (300-400 miles I think) before i sold it. :002:
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« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2005, 09:38:04 AM »

So if ford rocks then why sell it? ah there all the same made from cock cola cans and plastic to bad the 40's and 50's trucks still aren't around :)
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« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2005, 11:25:50 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
FORD=Found on road dead :D



Ford…

Found On Road Dead (I know bone you said that one)

Fucked Over Recondition Doge

And the funning one… First On Race Day

Here is one I love…

Pontiac…

Poor Old Nigger Thinks It’s A Cadillac
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« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2005, 06:55:06 PM »

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So if ford rocks then why sell it? ah there all the same made from cock cola cans and plastic to bad the 40's and 50's trucks still aren't around :)

The oil company pays us to run the trucks. You can pay them off in a year or so, make some money for another year or so then trade it in for another one. Hell the truck makes more then the roughnecks most years. Really just depends on how many Km's you have on it,  more Km's, more money you make. I really like those Duramax diesel's, took a couple of them for test ride, it's like drivin a car. But like I said before they just don't hold up on these back ass beaver trails we have to drive up and down on all the time. Your right about the 40's and 50's, I think they made those things out of cast iron. lol :002:

LoL Loaded never heard that Pontiac one before. :002:
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« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2005, 07:11:39 PM »

Nah the 40's and 50's where made from good old grade a steel unlike the pressed shit they use today.
 
 Here is another one you all may have heard or not.
 
 Chevrolet:
 
 Cam Hangs Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time     :D
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« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2005, 08:11:11 PM »

Hey I know, let's reopen this thread and rename it "cars"!
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« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2005, 08:51:09 PM »

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Hey I know, let's reopen this thread and rename it "cars"!



OR how about "Beetle's Spam Thread"?
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