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BF 1942 / Re: two mustangs in the wing of the B17 .
« on: February 19, 2009, 07:53:53 PM »
Dammmm ... my little buddy's owning on the tricks now !!!
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Spam / Re: A Special Party
« on: February 19, 2009, 07:50:50 PM »Not on your server though, he'll either be kicked automatically by the console for swearing or without warning by some over eager admin.
It was a joke about double standards.
Hawaii now kicks people for nothing more than "name calling" but swears like a trooper on our forums I can only put it down to him wearing your ball and chain of political correctness.
(fuck it! you don't have a clue what I'm saying anyway)
Dune's baby photo !!
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Spam / Re: A Special Party
« on: February 19, 2009, 04:14:36 PM »I don't need anyone to pick on. There are enough freaking noobs around here as is.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
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Spam / Re: A Special Party
« on: February 19, 2009, 12:37:56 PM »
That's why before i ban the little bad mouth kids i send them here
2 sign up on MAFIA .... plus i heard Hell was looking 4 a new
Kid 2 pick on !!!
2 sign up on MAFIA .... plus i heard Hell was looking 4 a new
Kid 2 pick on !!!
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Spam / Re: A Special Party
« on: February 19, 2009, 10:16:15 AM »ooooh Hawaii said the "F" word. Isn't that a kickable offence in Foxes land? I see how it is, don't shit on your own lawn etc
Hahahahaha ...... Yup , i come here 2 Shit !!!
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Spam / A Special Party
« on: February 19, 2009, 03:51:15 AM »A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party,
you're lucky you don't bark!
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This go'es out 2 Mafia's #1 beer lover " Dune Surfer " .
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=70f34618-efa6-44c0-acac-3e0da60d9472
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=70f34618-efa6-44c0-acac-3e0da60d9472
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BF Other / Re: check it mother fuckers!!
« on: February 07, 2009, 03:01:15 PM »I honestly think EA got their heads out of their asses and realized how much 42 was and is loved, so they just extended it.
About freakin Time !!
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Media / Re: I found Lightning!
« on: February 07, 2009, 09:22:16 AM »He's been admin on Frogger for the past few months
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-yBc8txHaA
Funny ......
Check these old bags out , looks like it's in your city !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAKwtDAShIU
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: January 27, 2009, 06:03:04 AM »As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its
employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and
Therapists ETC. And in this case a new Urologist for me.
My family Doctor just recently referred me to a just out of medical school
female urologist.
I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as
unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
Hahahahaha .............. .............. .... good one Manowhore !!
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Media / Re: If Hawaii-5O did Crystal Meth, this would be his youtube channel.
« on: January 27, 2009, 05:55:42 AM »Hawaii is more young that him.
Hahahaha .... and thank god not GAY !!
That's sooo fucking funny , i'll get even !!!
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Media / Re: Rodrigo y Gabriela
« on: January 19, 2009, 07:54:11 PM »Ya dune, they're pretty talented.
Morello just creates high pitched sounds that sound nice.
They can't compare to Eric Clapton however.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRsJlAJvOSM
But never forget these two .......
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e-5Jwdz2nv4
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Graphics / Re: fucking sig
« on: January 16, 2009, 07:58:15 PM »IF U FUCKING ALREADY READ CARE FULLY U WOULD REALIZE I DID THAT
U NIGGERS !
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Graphics / Re: fucking sig
« on: January 16, 2009, 05:28:57 AM »ok look i got some sigs / avt on photobucket but the mother fucker wont load to the site < HERE > so wtf do i do now i have tried all the copy past thing urls IMG . ect..wtf
Noob!
Go to the photo click the forth option with IMG tags then right click and copy.
Past in forum:
If the sigs are jpgs they should work fine???? Unless their file sizes are stupidly big or the size of the pictures are stupidly massive.
FaiL !!
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Spam / Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled !!
« on: January 15, 2009, 06:34:54 AM »The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.
The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off but the aircraft had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.
This fooled the aircraft into thinking it was in the air.
The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.
Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was bright enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.
The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
