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Miscellaneous => Media => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on March 27, 2005, 06:26:16 PM
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My cat usually sleeps in the bed with me. Well I woke up this morning and she was gone. I figured she was under the bed or something, so I went in the bathroom to take a shower, and what do you think I found.....
(http://www.mafiaowns.com/Imagehost/database/cat_in_shower_1.JPG)
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the shower is a good place to bash a cats brains in...The cleanup is easier.
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My cat usually sleeps in the bed with me. Well I woke up this morning and she was gone. I figured she was under the bed or something, so I went in the bathroom to take a shower, and what do you think I found.....
Like Toblerone said...
I would think it would be more of a shocker going in there and seeing Bone sitting down with a knife and fork having a good meal.
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Hmmmm nothing like pickled pussy :D
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Awww how cute! I don't see any dogs sleeping in the shower...maybe its because cats like to be clean and more humane.
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You better watch what you say in my house this is a house of dog lovers not cat lovers.
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Yes what Bone said... Here is a pic of my 5 week old Boxer I will be getting in 3 weeks.
MY new boy... "Zeus"
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Boxers are awesome. I have a half akita half black lab mix, but ive always wanted a boxer.
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Boxers are awesome. I have a half akita half black lab mix, but ive always wanted a boxer.
Yes they are and it sounds like you have great dog as well.
We got Zeus free from a breeder the wife is friends with. We got him free because he "could" be deaf (he could had been put down because of being deaf). White Boxer have a 20% chance they will be deaf and one with a Blue eye or eyes takes the % up to 30%. We are hoping he will be ok, but even if he is deaf, well dogs don't understand english anyhow, right? We will just teach him with “Hand Signâ€, Time will tell.
LOL in any case he still would come to you better then any cat that hears 100%, right Beetle?
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My cat actually comes to me when I call her, what a surprise. But I won't argue, dogs are definitely more obedient. And its not that I'm trying to turn this into a dogs vs. cats thing, because I actually like dogs better. You can teach them cool tricks. At the time I only have 5 cats and 0 dogs, because I live in a college dorm. I keep 1 here with me, 3 at my friend's house, and 1 at my parent's house. When I move out this summer, I plan on rounding up my cats, and buying two puppies. I love ALL animals (I watch animal planet, discovery channel, etc.). I just like to tell you guys how much I love cats and post pictures of my cats because you hate them, and its funny.
(http://www.mafiaowns.com/Imagehost/database/kitten_faces.JPG)
(http://www.mafiaowns.com/Imagehost/database/milk.JPG)
Come on now, how can you not like my cats' faces?
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LOL... I don't hate cats, I know in my younger days I did some "COOL" stuff to them. When comes to animals I am NOT going to say I "DON'T" like them, but sometimes I could go with out.
Here is the list of my animals I have to take care of everyday...
1 dog… Came to me one day and never left (she looks like a Dingo)
2 chickens (New Jersey Black Giant Hens, the wife just had to have fresh eggs)
6 horses (everyone one a BIG pain in my ass and I DON'T ride)
1 fish (in a small fish tank, I don’t remember its name, but it is one of those “Sucky†fish)
What I had but are now past on..
1 Rottie (died in her sleep 2 year ago, she was 12)
3 Ducks (killed by some type of wild animal).
1 gold fish (died at 3 years old, so then we got “Sucky†above)
Wild animals that stop by to “get foodâ€
4 wild turkeys
countless fish in my creek (lol give them horse feed they love it).
a deer every once in awhile that takes what it can.
AND all the other wild fuckers I never see, but the dog wants a piece of meet but never can get them, she is tied up (thank God I think).
All the above is on 11 acres and this ISN’T a so called “Farmâ€. The wife is the animal lover, but I have to take care of the so called “Petsâ€.
So like I said, I would like to do without sometimes… BUT in all that mix of “Pain in my ASS†animals, NO cats.
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cats don't always land on thier feet, i know for a fact. i tosted my cat up in the air by her tail when i was about 7 for about 25 min. lets just say she didn't land on her feet every time.
my dog got cought in a electric fence once. walked out in the back yard and he was yelping and there was smoke everyewhere. it was scary then but now i think of it it was kinda funny now.
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my dog got cought in a electric fence once. walked out in the back yard and he was yelping and there was smoke everyewhere. it was scary then but now i think of it it was kinda funny now.
What kind of a electric fence was that and how old were you when that happen?
Electric wires on a fence now a days and for 20+ years can't and wont do that (In the OLD days farmers would use 120 volt right from a plug).
Todays "Fencers" give a 5000 volt shock every 2/10s of a sec, it is impossible for them to kill or make anything smoke... It is like getting shock from your TV screen. I am wired all over here and I have touched the damn thing ALLOT, lol I have never smoked.
Anyhow I guess it is possible for you to have been around a "Old Time" farmer that did use the 120 volt way of electrifying, but that could had killed you if you touched it!
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That is an adorable puppy Loaded. And I say, go ahead and teach him sign language. My dogs picked it up fast (they are not deaf, I just thought it would be cool for them to know it). They also know the commands in German, English, Spanish, and Dutch.
You know what my old cat knew?? NOTHING!!
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Yes...Too bad they pussied up the amperage in fences, cattle prods, etc... Fucking green peace fags, gotta go fuck everything up.
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Yes loaded nice dog and thanks for posting a dog in here makes me feel better :)
Beetlejuice Grrrrrr (fucking god damn cats) let me have them for just 5 seconds please!
Missa when are you gonna show us some updated pics of them poopies? or boobies :D lol
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idk how high the voltage was but there was smoke. we would have squirles die on their to. it was pretty high.
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Here's my dog. He is a Basenji and they act just like cats. They sleep all day, very independant, lick themselves, hate water, can't bark, and are very fast. But he's still a dog, he still fetches and does tricks.
(http://img210.exs.cx/img210/3541/will3al.jpg)
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Cant bark now there is a good house dog that is ofcourse you have one that non stop barks like ins4n3's
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here is my dog my little sister made him wear her blanket. he lets her do whatever she wants, good dog for a little girl.
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Wow, thats pretty cool how your dog has white eyes. And Phantom's dog looks like a fox. Excellent.
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Here are my two dogs. The one in the jacket is the female (Cheerio), the other is the male (Biscuit).
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hahah why you people dressing up ur dogs! Let them run naked like God intended! I wish I could run around naked since it is natural but the law says "All Phantoms must wear clothes to cover up that huge tally whacker."
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Damn perty dog love them dogs there just so rite for man not like them worthless cats.
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LOL my old assed dog (female) is named biscuit. Thats funny, its like were related!!! Or not...
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I have a boxer / yellow lab mix fucking dumber than shit, and acts like a women, but he is fun.
2 other dogs, 2 cats that I hate, a ratcoon, blue jays that i shoot with my bb gun...!
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I love how a thread about cats has turned into a thread about dogs...No one likes cats. :)
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here ya go just some more cats to make all of your day a better day. he did make a good point this is about cats not dogs so here ya go more cats for you to enjoy. yay
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Dude, what is up with you and all of these lil' gay cats. If I had a hold of them for 5 minutes, I would scalp them from head to toe(while still alive:D), chop them up into lil' pieces, throw them in a deep fat frier, and let them soak a vat of boiling chocolate, then let harden. Then when colded and hard, I would sell them to some Jap's for $10 a pop for a yummy treat. Now, don't that seem a lil' bit more benefical.:D
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if i had ahold of you for five min i woudl kill you and feed you to the cats. then have a party celebrating your death and my cats victory. as they all had this funny little grin of blood on their faces. huh
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Look, here is what happened when one of my cats got a hold of Death.Wish.
Can you spot him?
(hint: look near her paws :winky: )
(http://www.mafiaowns.com/Imagehost/database/samone_lizard.JPG)
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the reptile killer, do you want that lizard to be you i wouldn't think you would. cus it could be if you wanted.
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hahah why you people dressing up ur dogs! Let them run naked like God intended! I wish I could run around naked since it is natural but the law says "All Phantoms must wear clothes to cover up that huge tally whacker."
Okay, the reason why I dressed her up, is because Pekingese are very suseptable to colds. She gets cold easily, it was freezing outside and there was snow on the ground. Thus, she got a jacket so she would not get sick.
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LOL god damn even that lizard hates the cat, trying to naw off her paw. Must be bonehead's lizard, he sits at home and abuses his lizards while showing them cat pictures to turn them into aggressive mini-godzillas.
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I'd like to see your cat take on a dragon now that would be funny :)
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i have known cats who have swollowed dragons whole. i have seen it with my own two eyes.