When did you die Hell?
Seeing as no-one has ever been to Hell and talked about it, the prospect of going there really doesn't seem that scary. I mean, which funny guys made this stuff up in the first place anyways? I can just imagine if they were still alive today:
"Dude, dude, you'll never ghess what, you know that shit I made up about Hell lol. People have only gone and prayd to that God guy you made up for 1000's of years to avoid going there lol"
"No shit, from that book, what was it called now err 'The What's Right and Wrong Bibliography of Tales for kids'? damn dude, we should have brought out a dvd or something"
"No we agreed Bible was shorter and more catchy, anyway too late man, this guy called Mel Gibson beat us to it"
"Well that fucker should be paying us royalties"
"Well he would be if you'd remembered to sign it you idiot"