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Miscellaneous => Media => Topic started by: Loaded on September 28, 2012, 05:28:06 PM
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Now this is some funny shit.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a76_1348258851
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Heat seaking missle?
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because the penUS is a very powerful organ.
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The women on the left just couldn't believe what she was hearing, her expressions was priceless.
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Hmmm, Manowar posted this 5 days ago:
The word of the day is pussy.....
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a76_1348258851
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=238_1348252276
You 2 should hook up and share stories at a BBQ or something. It seems your both married to women who slap you during intercourse.
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I had an ex slap me once during sex and I flipped out on her. I'm very dominant during sex and always have been so I'd slap and choke her usually but one time she was on top and she just wacked me right in the fucking face out of nowhere. I threw her off me and asked her what the fuck she was doing. She got all defensive and fucking complained about how I do it to her but I wont let her do it to me. BITCH YOU LIKE IT, I DON'T. That's the fucking difference. She went on some rampage about how I wasn't allowed to slap her anymore. She was fucking crazy though.
I was telling Beatle earlier that I think is a classic case of someone having no idea what the fuck she is talking about so she'll just make up her own reasoning behind it and then pretend that she is right. Its pretty ignorant. I'm almost positive the slap had nothing to do with "the dick being so good she got mad at the thought of someone else having it". To me that is the worst justification of what it possible could have been.
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I had an ex slap me once during sex and I flipped out on her. I'm very dominant during sex and always have been so I'd slap and choke her usually but one time she was on top and she just wacked me right in the fucking face out of nowhere. I threw her off me and asked her what the fuck she was doing. She got all defensive and fucking complained about how I do it to her but I wont let her do it to me. BITCH YOU LIKE IT, I DON'T. That's the fucking difference. She went on some rampage about how I wasn't allowed to slap her anymore. She was fucking crazy though.
I was telling Beatle earlier that I think is a classic case of someone having no idea what the fuck she is talking about so she'll just make up her own reasoning behind it and then pretend that she is right. Its pretty ignorant. I'm almost positive the slap had nothing to do with "the dick being so good she got mad at the thought of someone else having it". To me that is the worst justification of what it possible could have been.
it sounds like you have a strange resentment towards women. Biting I can understand...s lapping and choking though?
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it sounds like you have a strange resentment towards women. Biting I can understand...s lapping and choking though?
No resentment at all bro... I love biting and being bitten too. Keep in mind I don't just do this shit to women. I won't just start slapping and choking them, it has to be something they're already in to.. Choking can be extremely fucking erotic in so many ways. Slapping is a little bit much for me.. I've done it with ex girlfriends in the past nothing to crazy though. I had a girl even ask me to spit on her once. I declined. I have handcuffs, rope, blindfolds. Tieing a girl up, while ravaging her and choking her? FUCKIN HAWT. You know what gets me off though? Knowing how pleasurable it all is to her. << Truth. No reason to be so closed minded about sex. You're probably the type of guy who wouldn't take a finger in the ass because its "gay".
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Opps, sorry I missed his post. I don't look at vids when on my phone, I just happened to be tethered yesterday to the computer.
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No resentment at all bro... I love biting and being bitten too. Keep in mind I don't just do this shit to women. I won't just start slapping and choking them, it has to be something they're already in to.. Choking can be extremely fucking erotic in so many ways. Slapping is a little bit much for me.. I've done it with ex girlfriends in the past nothing to crazy though. I had a girl even ask me to spit on her once. I declined. I have handcuffs, rope, blindfolds. Tieing a girl up, while ravaging her and choking her? FUCKIN HAWT. You know what gets me off though? Knowing how pleasurable it all is to her. << Truth. No reason to be so closed minded about sex. You're probably the type of guy who wouldn't take a finger in the ass because its "gay".
Ok.
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No resentment at all bro... I love biting and being bitten too. Keep in mind I don't just do this shit to women. I won't just start slapping and choking them, it has to be something they're already in to.. Choking can be extremely fucking erotic in so many ways. Slapping is a little bit much for me.. I've done it with ex girlfriends in the past nothing to crazy though. I had a girl even ask me to spit on her once. I declined. I have handcuffs, rope, blindfolds. Tieing a girl up, while ravaging her and choking her? FUCKIN HAWT. You know what gets me off though? Knowing how pleasurable it all is to her. << Truth. No reason to be so closed minded about sex. You're probably the type of guy who wouldn't take a finger in the ass because its "gay".
+ FUCKING REP.
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+ FUCKING REP.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
http://www.youtube.com/v/nOG-kkDGaRc?version=3&hl=en_US
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Balth and I enjoy the same type of women. Sluts with emotional problems that stem from father issues. BOOM!
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Balth and I enjoy the same type of women. Sluts with emotional problems that stem from father issues. BOOM!
So much truth in this statement. SHA-BAM!
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So much truth in this statement. SHA-BAM!
We can embrace it. KA-PLOW!
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Keep in mind I don't just do this shit to women.
He does it to men too? :lube:
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No reason to be so closed minded about sex.
I don't feel I'm closed minded about very many things, especially sex.
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I don't feel I'm closed minded about very many things, especially sex.
Describe in detail your ideal sexual encounter.
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I don't feel I'm closed minded about very many things, especially sex.
The closet door has opened.
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Describe in detail your ideal sexual encounter.
I already do have my ideal sexual encounter whenever I'm with my girlfriend, it's that simple. While it's entertaining reading your detailed pulp porn posts, I don't really have the time or dedication to write out something like that, though yours are pretty fun to read.
Having wild flings with freshman chicks early in college was fun and all, and I don't regret anything I've done...but I'm pretty bored with that sort of stuff and I'd rather just be with someone that's fun to be around as well as great in bed, and I've already got that.
The closet door has opened.
+rep to beatle for realizing whenever I write "girlfriend" what I really mean is dude butt.
But seriously, that is one thing I doubt I'd ever experiment with, nothing against gay people at all but it's definitely not something I'm interesting in trying out. Unless of course the dude is ryan gosling, because every human finds that guy attractive, amirite?
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I already do have my ideal sexual encounter whenever I'm with my girlfriend, it's that simple. While it's entertaining reading your detailed pulp porn posts, I don't really have the time or dedication to write out something like that, though yours are pretty fun to read.
Having wild flings with freshman chicks early in college was fun and all, and I don't regret anything I've done...but I'm pretty bored with that sort of stuff and I'd rather just be with someone that's fun to be around as well as great in bed, and I've already got that.
+rep to beatle for realizing whenever I write "girlfriend" what I really mean is dude butt.
But seriously, that is one thing I doubt I'd ever experiment with, nothing against gay people at all but it's definitely not something I'm interesting in trying out. Unless of course the dude is ryan gosling, because every human finds that guy attractive, amirite?
I'm confused, are you implying that a girlfriend wouldn't be interested in the type of sex I have and only a random hookup would be? Just because I currently don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean when I did I wasn't mostly having the exact same type of sex. I can also appreciate non rough, passionate sex too. I'm not saying the type of sex I have is better than yours, but it would be silly to think yours is more meaningful because its less rough than mine. Its also quite a stretch to think I resent women because of it too. Sounds like you love your girlfriend though, congrats!
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I'm confused, are you implying that a girlfriend wouldn't be interested in the type of sex I have and only a random hookup would be?
Nope, I'm saying when I used to have wild flings with random girls in school it was fun (and sometimes some pretty weird shit), but now I'd rather be with someone who's all around awesome and not just a turbo freak in the sheets. I wasn't critiquing what you had said.
Just because I currently don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean when I did I wasn't mostly having the exact same type of sex. I can also appreciate non rough, passionate sex too. I'm not saying the type of sex I have is better than yours, but it would be silly to think yours is more meaningful because its less rough than mine. Its also quite a stretch to think I resent women because of it too. Sounds like you love your girlfriend though, congrats!
You're right, it would be silly of me to think that. And I don't. I re-read my post you responded to, and all I've concluded is that the internet is a pretty poor means of communicating and I could have made myself clearer.
I also don't think you resent women. From reading your very first post I did, but you made yourself pretty clear that that's not the case. I feel a lot of everything I posted was lost in translation here, but my point was do what's fun and gratifying for both of you without hurting anyone, or accidentally asphyxiating them.
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No resentment at all bro... I love biting and being bitten too. Keep in mind I don't just do this shit to women. I won't just start slapping and choking them, it has to be something they're already in to.. Choking can be extremely fucking erotic in so many ways. Slapping is a little bit much for me.. I've done it with ex girlfriends in the past nothing to crazy though. I had a girl even ask me to spit on her once. I declined. I have handcuffs, rope, blindfolds. Tieing a girl up, while ravaging her and choking her? FUCKIN HAWT. You know what gets me off though? Knowing how pleasurable it all is to her. << Truth. No reason to be so closed minded about sex. You're probably the type of guy who wouldn't take a finger in the ass because its "gay".
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