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*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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Valentines Day
« on: February 14, 2007, 02:45:40 PM »
Isnt this just too cute... katie gave it to me after i delibretly told her to not get me shit.


Oh well at least it is kinda manly haha. I will give her, her present tonight, its long and hard and full of seamen. no not a penis a toy submarine!


it even vibrates
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*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 02:53:05 PM »
Man that's a terrible gift, my girlfriend got me a present so much better than that I won't even say what it is.  And your camera sucks!  Nah, I'm glad you got something, I didn't (I don't even have a girlfriend).  What does it say above and below the "Happy Valentine's Day," anything?
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 03:12:33 PM »
i just got a card. been married for so long its gotten down to cards now, if that
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 03:12:49 PM »
Two girls in my office asked me for advice re:what gift to give their boyfriends.  I gave the obvious answer, but other than that, what would you guys prefer?  (remember, answer something other than the obvious, please!)
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 03:15:41 PM »
edible undies is what id get em, for the ladies of course.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 03:57:36 PM »
I bet momma got new chains from the girls at work ;) All I want is misfits dick in a box :p
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*MAFIA* Wasserfaller

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 04:43:42 PM »
I'll state the obvious one, time to get some vagina tonight. I got chocolates even though i don't like chocolate and it makes my tongue burn if i eat to much of it.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 04:50:25 PM »
I got a new microphone from my girlfriend for Valentine's day, a bunch of candy, and a really girly homemade card.  :)

MG, I don't think guys really care what they get for Valentine's Day.  If all else fails, just get them candy or beer.  Valentine's Day is a woman's holiday and guys only want truly ONE thing.  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 05:59:27 PM »
Well, since I don't have a girlfriend I treated myself to a pack of smokes. Since they are slowly killing me I decided to fashion them into a heart... for heart disease, and love for valentines day.

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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 06:17:22 PM »
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Well, since I don't have a girlfriend I treated myself to a pack of smokes. Since they are slowly killing me I decided to fashion them into a heart... for heart disease, and love for valentines day.



Thats some funny shit Balth +rep for you.  I will remember this forever.  You know cigs and women do the same thing too you.
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 06:41:04 PM »
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Well, since I don't have a girlfriend I treated myself to a pack of smokes. Since they are slowly killing me I decided to fashion them into a heart... for heart disease, and love for valentines day.


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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 09:14:44 PM »
What i really wouldnt mine for valentines day is a threesome with katie and one of her hot friends... that would be the best present anyone would have ever given me. haha
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