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Author Topic: Elliott Smith & Evil Moose of Doom Forum Fight!!!  (Read 2904 times)

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Elliott Smith & Evil Moose of Doom Forum Fight!!!
« on: May 10, 2005, 08:47:08 AM »

We are here for the “Word” fight of the century between OUR own “I’ll Spank Your Bum” Elliott Smith and our once every 6 week visitor “I’ll Let You Spank My Bum” Evil Moose of Doom.

There are no rules in this fight you may give what you have to “SPANK” your opponent to the ground and keep him there. ALL members of the forum are welcome to “JUMP” in and help any fighter you wish. There is no time limit to this fight, the fight will be over when one of the fighters is down and wont get up.

Good luck and start fighting!!!
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It is time.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2005, 11:29:09 PM »

Well guys, it's time.

Time for what...you might ask....
Well, it's time to take on any of you pussies who dare to engage me in a verbal battle...my last straw was this evening and one of the mafia prison guards you guys call an admin...pro Loser Monkey.

First of all....while you guys might think in all of your long-gone glory that you mean something to everyone...tak e a look around you. BF servers are drying up..disappeari ng. Jesus, I think the maximum amount of people at ANY given time, since you fixed the server....10 players? Woo-fucking-hoo. Your admins who have control issues (the two prison guards Pro and Insane for example..these two have some serious psychological problems...but you guys think it is funny) have pretty much ran everyone off. To make matters even more interesting, you establish "Mafia-Only" zones in certain maps, where no one without the "Mafia Top-Secret Howdy-Doody Decoder Ring" can get in...where chickenshit Mafia members can hide and shoot without fear of being shot at...why? Let me take you back a month or so...when Mafia Titties was on your server, running off at the mouth..threate ning to kick/ban anyone who might kill him. The only way he could kill someone...is by falling back on hacks to protect him. The first time he steps away from a plane(while he was trying to kill me, no pussy sniper shot)...the easiest kill I have ever scored...and you know what happened? Titties shut the fuck up for at least 10 minutes...and then the banishment threats again ran on and on, until I finally got bored and left the server.
This is pretty much indicative of any Mafia member that runs their mouth while engaging in "secret" kill zone killing...kind of like listening to child molestors giggle while they torture children. Pretty fucking sick. And the moment you actually kill them, or call them off of their perches? Well, then the pussy threats begin...just like Pro Loser monkey this evening...he couldn't kill anyone, other than to TK other players on his own team....until he jumped onto a "perch".

Wow, Real Manly....and again reminds me of the mindset of prison guards.

Now, your first response will be this:
"Go play somewhere else!"
I already do. I joined up with another clan, and they occasionally go into your server. Why? Because there is no one playing BF anymore. And what I see, time and time again, is people taking their ball and going home, after listening to the drivel your admins put out. Your loudmouths exhibit no skill, and then expect visiting players to sit there and get killed 5000 times in a row so they can come up with 30 different ways to say the word "ownage"..giggling all the way.

Why do I bother posting this? Because there are some really nice guys who are in Mafia, at least the ones who haven't been kicked out for various cheeseball pussy reasons.....an d maybe it will take some guy bitching at them to make them realize that they have some seriously sick people in their midst....Other than that, I could really give a shit. Most of what I have seen could take up 4/5th's of a thesis paper in Abnormal Psychology...k ind of like watching a bad train wreck. You know the people inside are lost...but you can't quit watching.


Who wants to go first?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2005, 09:01:44 AM by Ins4n3 »
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Elliott Smith & Evil Moose of Doom Forum Fight!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2005, 08:13:33 AM »

Please.  Don't try to psychoanalyze us, you pretentious malcontent.  Whatever it is that is irking you, get over it.  You get pissed off at a computer game?  Trust me dude, we're not the problem.  If we've robbed you of some sort of satisfaction that you get out of a computer game, the satisfaction you can find in no other facet of life we can't influence, then you, buddy, are the one with a problem.  I'm sorry your parents are never around, and I'm sorry your friends abandoned you.  If I knew you, I'd maybe help you out.  But I don't.  So don't come in here blathering about the state of things, ignoring how obvious it is that yours is the train wreck, not ours.  

God I rule.  I can't stop being awesome.  One day I will though.  I'll have to, right?
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Elliott Smith & Evil Moose of Doom Forum Fight!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2005, 12:40:42 PM »

Yes, I pwn both of you.  There, match is over.  I win!!!:D
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Elliott Smith & Evil Moose of Doom Forum Fight!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2005, 03:09:58 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Loaded
We are here for the “Word” fight of the century between OUR own “I’ll Spank Your Bum” Elliott Smith and our once every 6 week visitor “I’ll Let You Spank My Bum” Evil Moose of Doom.

There are no rules in this fight you may give what you have to “SPANK” your opponent to the ground and keep him there. ALL members of the forum are welcome to “JUMP” in and help any fighter you wish. There is no time limit to this fight, the fight will be over when one of the fighters is down and wont get up.

Good luck and start fighting!!!



Yes...please let someone else do your dirty work...lol...
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2005, 03:26:56 PM »

SO, are we fighting now in both the spam AND Flame rooms?
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Elliott Smith & Evil Moose of Doom Forum Fight!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2005, 03:39:04 PM »

Well this thought of mine (just for fun) got fucked up, so if you wish you can have the fight here or keep it going in the other thread.
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2005, 07:06:34 PM »

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Yes...please let someone else do your dirty work...lol...


Translation:  I am going to forfeit out of cowardice but tell everyone I withdrew in the name of honor.
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2005, 01:31:50 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Elliott Smith
Translation:  I am going to forfeit out of cowardice but tell everyone I withdrew in the name of honor.



Well, if you really want to continue with the sniping from thread to thread..I can oblige you...
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2005, 03:58:51 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2005, 04:06:55 AM »

Thanks for that Death.Wish.  It was lovely... :)
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