The Mafian Mad Lib so far:
Once upon a time, there were 4.9 billion Jewish Rabbis who were jousting on Brittany and Vicki. Once they found Misfit, they took his virginity forcefully while on anabolic-steroids. Next, Bonehead's goat ingested some delicious, brown Botulinum pills that juiced up fat tubs from its flacid, gangrened CAWK which dwells outside. Later, Angel of Heaven was complimenting Hellraiser's penis (Circumcised and HPV free,) because she killed a bottle of whisky with the gaping maw known as her mouth and rear. Bf1943 is nothing like your mum's caravan with piles of used tissues that shank Angel in the virtual world. So, he got on and stole popsicles twice, but he was made a basement dweller during a quick enema over your face. Suddenly, a back-stabbing power-hungry Hindu fag likes some anal lube when practicing healthy eating when naked, but for the time being, Brittany drove to the lippo clinic to sodomize a hampster with a spoon. She also likes gerbils. On tuesday while driving, Tim_@916 was slightly faded. He had always known that Hellraiser was black, but only from the waist up and Japanese below. He decided to kill that afro jap with his tiny little pecker, aka rectum wrecker, aka "just kidding it's tiny." Continuing on, *MAFIA* OWNED itself when drama started by two women impersonators that always knew that they were nasty whores who pick cotton while squatting over eachothers mouths while they gleefuly gargle then spat into the orifices owned by Beatlejuice and his boyfriends. On another note, the band, Rush, is possibly the worst band ever, and yet they still suck balls. While at an omish fair, a goat on Xanax shat on the curb where Malbert was being tarred and feathered to show his massive genital warts that he contracted from his secret trips with Mean Green's friend Chesney, who is Bob's mom. This is how Bob met up with Kevin and Kyle and transported drugs from San Antonio using the seedy underbelly of the Tijuana drug trade route, but this ultimately proved unsuccessful because STONE COLD SAID SO. Stone Cold then proceded to rape the shit ouf of Beatlejuice's holy ass all the while Mean Green masturbates, but that proved to be quite disastrous because for one, it is unnecessary when you have at your disposal a hunk of a man named Black and Decker. Cave Maker, AKA Hellraiser's tuna can dick, which Sgt Bob has a huge interest in. The Pope died. *MAFIA* owns all MAH BITCHES! The signal light stopped the xterra as the officer approached lookin' like a food in his black hat but with his pants on the ground and Hellraise close behind nut to butt hut hut you're fucking retarded. The officer spotted the contraband and pulled out in pursuit of the offender dressed as a goat on XanaX
