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Title: Female Compassion
Post by: Hawaii-50 on August 27, 2008, 12:05:03 PM

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Sue
That the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.  Wiping away her tears,
he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and  they made
passionate love.
 
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Darling, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?'  Sue agreed
and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left.  He touched Sue's shoulder and said, 'Darling?
Please?  Just one more time before I die?'  She agreed, and then
afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep
Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his
head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours.
 
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.  'Darling, I only
have four hours left! Could we...?'
 
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen, I'm not
trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning - you
don't......'
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 27, 2008, 12:37:29 PM
that is some fucked up shit.  LOL. 
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on August 27, 2008, 01:45:16 PM
Are you sure that wasn't my wife?
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on August 27, 2008, 03:44:19 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 on August 27, 2008, 12:05:03 PM
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen, I'm not
trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning - you
don't......'

OMG just imagine if that was your real wife and she said that to you. rofl
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 27, 2008, 10:28:42 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on August 27, 2008, 03:44:19 PM
OMG just imagine if that was your real wife and she said that to you. rofl
I would hit her on the head with a brick and fuck her. That's legal right? I mean she is your bitch...
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: Mean Green on August 28, 2008, 05:19:00 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 27, 2008, 10:28:42 PM
I would hit her on the head with a brick and fuck her. That's legal right? I mean she is your bitch...

sigh..you've got a lot to learn Jax
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: Hawaii-50 on August 28, 2008, 06:11:20 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Mean Green on August 28, 2008, 05:19:00 AM
sigh..you've got a lot to learn Jax

Yup ...... or he should have been born in the cave man day's !!!
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: Rat on August 28, 2008, 06:17:14 AM
Sure wasn't my wife. Mine would tell me "make sure you mow the grass one last time before you go" and btw the I wouldn't get all that other stuff either.
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 28, 2008, 06:52:32 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 27, 2008, 10:28:42 PM
I would hit her on the head with a brick and fuck her. That's legal right? I mean she is your bitch...
LOL ooga booga style is always a good one when you run out of roofies.
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 28, 2008, 08:20:12 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 28, 2008, 06:52:32 AM
LOL ooga booga style is always a good one when you run out of roofies.
  You are a man after my own hear Dune. 
Title: Re: Female Compassion
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on September 12, 2008, 10:34:40 AM
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