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Title: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 17, 2008, 06:22:52 AM
1. When there‘s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn‘t you. 
2. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That‘s mine!"
4. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 
5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they‘d like to play.
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It‘s okay. Don‘t panic, they open up again."
8. Swat at flies that don‘t exist. 
9. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it. 
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You‘re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
11. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 
12. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
13. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 
15. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you‘re struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
16. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
17. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
18. When everything is quiet, ask "Who‘s cell phone is that?
19. Wait until the elevators full and fart loudly.
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on September 17, 2008, 06:29:34 AM
hmm... I take the stairs.
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on September 17, 2008, 10:26:36 AM
Real men run up 16 flights of stairs and then faint.
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: Hallander on September 17, 2008, 10:34:59 AM
I love things like this, i was fucking pissing myself.
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: Head Hunter on September 17, 2008, 12:55:26 PM
lol nice
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on September 17, 2008, 03:24:15 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 17, 2008, 06:22:52 AM

10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You‘re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.


That's a good one to do.
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on September 18, 2008, 01:43:41 AM
I tend to pull down my pants and jerk off. 
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: Hawaii-50 on September 18, 2008, 04:15:14 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on September 18, 2008, 01:43:41 AM
I tend to pull down my pants and jerk off. 

 In public ???
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on September 18, 2008, 07:33:53 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 on September 18, 2008, 04:15:14 AM
In public ???
  No the fake elevator I have in my bedroom you crazy old bastard!!!!
Title: Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on September 18, 2008, 09:07:55 AM
You forgot "Look at the hotest chick in elevator while on bottom floor and ask, Going Down?"