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Title: Parking Ticket
Post by: Lightning on September 22, 2008, 08:06:00 PM
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!


Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!


This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
Title: Re: Parking Ticket
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on September 23, 2008, 03:05:40 AM
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!


Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!


This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
  ROFLMAO!!!!  Man you are a mean guy!!!!
Title: Re: Parking Ticket
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on September 23, 2008, 04:20:17 AM
OMFG! Nice. It's homecoming week here and last night we all met at this one dude's house to go raiding and when we got back my our cars were wrapped with the danger caution tape. That sucked to get off plus some window paint.
Title: Re: Parking Ticket
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 23, 2008, 04:37:56 AM
I thought you guys just wink, do a secret hand shake and go about your daily business of arresting black people.  ;)
Title: Re: Parking Ticket
Post by: ßlackOut on September 23, 2008, 07:30:07 AM
lmao, cool
Title: Re: Parking Ticket
Post by: IronMan on September 24, 2008, 06:02:57 AM
COOL.

@ Blackout, can I say "ICoolio" ? :) OR is it yours :(
Title: Re: Parking Ticket
Post by: ßlackOut on September 25, 2008, 12:12:01 PM
dont even bother