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Title: Never ever kiss a monkey
Post by: Hawaii-50 on September 30, 2008, 04:39:44 PM
Never,












~EVER~











Under ANY Circumstance












        Kiss A Monkey!!

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Title: Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
I wish I could suck my own cock that'd be awesome and I'd save alot of money. I once had to tell a girlfriend how to jerk me off properly it was very embarassing but necessary. She'd stroke it like a freekin flower stem and I said just fucking grab the fucking thing hard and yank it like a bike pump. Errr can I say that?
Title: Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on September 30, 2008, 05:16:37 PM
like a bike pump rofl!!!
Title: Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on September 30, 2008, 05:22:51 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
I wish I could suck my own cock that'd be awesome and I'd save alot of money. I once had to tell a girlfriend how to jerk me off properly it was very embarassing but necessary. She'd stroke it like a freekin flower stem and I said just fucking grab the fucking thing hard and yank it like a bike pump. Errr can I say that?
  Damn Dune you are retarded, but I love you none the less. 
Title: Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
Post by: Hawaii-50 on September 30, 2008, 05:26:44 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on September 30, 2008, 05:16:37 PM
like a bike pump rofl!!!

Yeah ..... that was pretty funny Dune !!!
Title: Re: Never ever kiss a monkey
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on September 30, 2008, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 30, 2008, 05:04:15 PM
yank it like a bike pump.
What a riot - Do you have a penis patch kit just in case you get a flat?