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Miscellaneous => Media => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 05, 2005, 06:38:21 AM
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(Image) This is something the crazy canadians use for warnings we use smokey the bear :D (Video) I found this and they made this in canada they hade to!
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Wat the hell LOLOLOLOL thats funny as hell but somethings are fuunier but this funnny crap here
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That is some funny SHIT Bone. Fuck, I never knew sponge Bob was so hardcore, that was awesome. I'll take you to that sign Bone when we go beaver hunting, we could get our pictures taken beside it holding all the dead beavers we PWNED.
LMAO
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Hell yeah! maybe even a few mounties in the back that have been hog tied and whiped :)
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Hell yeah! maybe even a few mounties in the back that have been hog tied and whiped :)
Hell Ya, hog tied with one of our pwned beaver's hanging out of there asses, that would be a nice background.
IIEE Your Mother was a beaver eh!!! (I just like that quote)
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Ah snake man your to funny I do need to come see ya killin beavers sounds like some nice fun.
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They have to post signs like that, it's the only way us pothead Canadians can understand.
What that sign means to us........make sure all bongs pipes and gaggers are extinguished completely before the meditation circle is dismissed :)
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Yeah, I like the Spongebong Hemppants. I saw that a couple of weeks ago on heavy.com. They're pretty good.:D
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IN canda are there wolves give me some PLS and mounties are red not camouflaoged enough . candain grey wolves get me one ill give u lets see cookies and milkand 10 bucks lol
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Maybe it is just me, but you make no sense at all... lol, i just don't see how it has to do with the thread. But you know, i am a dumb blonde. What is your deal with wolves anyway? Yes, they are beautiful animals, but I don't see how you could have an obsession with them.
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He is a foreigner that wants a pet wolf so it will tear his ass up so he can cuss in french/dutch/swed whatever god damn country he is from while it clamps down on that wind pipe :D
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lol. I doubt it would eat him if trained properly. One of my dad's friends had a pet wolf (Named Lobo... go figure) that was a sweetheart. He used to let me ride on his back when I was a little kid (around 6 or 7).
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Bs then it wasn't a real wolf I want pictures of one tearing masebot's ass up listen to him run around screaming like a little bitch trying to hold his guts in while wolfy goes insane after tasting human blood. :)
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Yes Bone, it was a real wolf, he died about 3 years ago and I believe the guy got him stuffed... Taxadermy, or whatever it is. If you still don't believe me, I can see if my dad still has the picture of me with him.
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That is not what I meant mase wants a canadian grey wolf from the wild think about it !DOH! its ok I know your blonde! zomg phantom I told you she was so like totally gnarly!
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That is not what I meant mase wants a canadian grey wolf from the wild think about it !DOH! its ok I know your blonde! zomg phantom I told you she was so like totally gnarly!
Okay, crack whore, I thought you meant that Lobo was not a real wolf. It's all good though, I get it. I know that he wanted one from the wild, what I was talking about is if they were raised from cubs they could be nice pets, so !DOH! back to you. Yes I am blonde, and I deserve the occasional slip up, so : P. And I am not gnarly. Definition : used of old persons (that's you Daddy) or old trees; covered with knobs or knots; "gnarled and knotted hands"; "a knobbed stick".
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WOW someone got a red ass didn't he.
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Fuck off loaded your the only one with a noby stick :D and missa I am not old 27 is not fucking old 30 is old lol besides you couldn't handle my gnarly old soldier :D
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Fuck off loaded your the only one with a noby stick :D and missa I am not old 27 is not fucking old 30 is old lol besides you couldn't handle my gnarly old soldier :D
lol, and I wouldn't want to Daddy, I wouldn't want to.
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Fuck off loaded your the only one with a noby stick :D and missa I am not old 27 is not fucking old 30 is old lol besides you couldn't handle my gnarly old soldier :D
It could be "noby" but it works, well it works for me I don't know how the wife feels about that, but who cares as long as "I" think it works.
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There ya go loaded remember bitches are only good for 3 things 1. fucking 2. cooking and cleaning 3. obeying the man now that is the way it should be and men need to start making the bitches comply if she has to spend a few days in I.C.U to learn she does not say no then so be it.
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There ya go loaded remember bitches are only good for 3 things 1. fucking 2. cooking and cleaning 3. obeying the man now that is the way it should be and men need to start making the bitches comply if she has to spend a few days in I.C.U to learn she does not say no then so be it.
Billy, do you want to take this one, or should I?
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Billy, do you want to take this one, or should I?
Go for it Missa, it's a good stress relief.....I've got Snake, I get lots of opportunities to practice (Snake will tell you we are the superior sex in most situations.... well probably not in front of these guys)
But have at it, I will add anything you may have forgotten :) It sounds like "it's on" now :)
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Ah hell warming up that ban button "BRING IT ON!"
lol
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lol. it's all good bone, we girls know that men could not survive without us, it's a common known fact. :)
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lol. it's all good bone, we girls know that men could not survive without us, it's a common known fact. :)
A yea sure... Give us back our rib.
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So then it's not on? Ok, I think we should all just hug :)
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A yea sure... Give us back our rib.
Give YOU the rib back? That was Adam... You know, that is the problem with men, they are too ignorant to realize where the rib came from and why.
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Give YOU the rib back? That was Adam... You know, that is the problem with men, they are too ignorant to realize where the rib came from and why.
You wanna know why? Well let me tell you all a little story...
One day, as God was walking around the Garden of Eden with Adam, He thought to Himself, "It is not good for Man to be alone." So he asked Adam what he wanted in a companion.
Adam said, "I want someone to cook for me everyday and clean up the house. I'd like someone who will raise the children and nurse me when I'm sick. She should always be faithful and true, and be my best friend."
God replied, "All right, I can do that for you, but it's going to cost an arm and a leg."
Inquired Adam, "What can I get for a rib?"
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You wanna know why? Well let me tell you all a little story...
One day, as God was walking around the Garden of Eden with Adam, He thought to Himself, "It is not good for Man to be alone." So he asked Adam what he wanted in a companion.
Adam said, "I want someone to cook for me everyday and clean up the house. I'd like someone who will raise the children and nurse me when I'm sick. She should always be faithful and true, and be my best friend."
God replied, "All right, I can do that for you, but it's going to cost an arm and a leg."
Inquired Adam, "What can I get for a rib?"
I like it and it is the truth... By the way give us the rib and we will be more then happy to give you back the apple. Man, the shit that started over a rib and apple, Adam should have never touched that apple or trusted Eve for that matter, trouble right from the START.
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I like it and it is the truth... By the way give us the rib and we will be more then happy to give you back the apple. Man, the shit that started over a rib and apple, Adam should have never touched that apple or trusted Eve for that matter, trouble right from the START.
Yes, I'm with Loaded and Rahl. God created who first? Adam. He took a rib from who? Adam. Why did he create Eve? So Adam wouldn't be lonely. Who gave Adam the evil apple? Eve. So who started it all? Eve, EVE, EVE!!! Women are the reason why there is sin in the world today. Maybe you should read up on Genesis.:D
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Don't blame Eve! Snake tempted her to take it... Stupid Canadian.
Okay, it was not an apple for sure. IF you read, it just says fruit, you know, it could have been a cherry, or a pear, or any other fruit that grows on a tree. Men just always assume, don't they.
And the "evil apple" Death? The fruit was not "evil" otherwise God would not have pronounced it GOOD.
Besides, if you recall, after God created man he pronounced it good. Before sin entered the world, man was at his peak mental acuity. Even with the perfect brain, men were still too stupid to follow orders.
It is about time to start thanking women. Mary did give birth Jesus.
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Yes Mary did give birth to Jesus (a MALE), BUT it was GOD (a MALE) that impregnated her.
Ok I am done... You Women win, after all I have to say that or you wont stop. YES WE LOVE YOU ALL.
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Yes Mary did give birth to Jesus (a MALE), BUT it was GOD (a MALE) that impregnated her.
Ok I am done... You Women win, after all I have to say that or you wont stop. YES WE LOVE YOU ALL.
Well, okay, now that us girls have won. I love you too Loaded.
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Oh hell no you didn't win you are our slaves and dont ever forget it "Slap on the ass" Get your ass back in that kitchen woman! and get me a beer and open it! now woman now!!!
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Oh hell no you didn't win you are our slaves and dont ever forget it "Slap on the ass" Get your ass back in that kitchen woman! and get me a beer and open it! now woman now!!!
Ya I though that looked a little too easy :)
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Oh hell no you didn't win you are our slaves and dont ever forget it "Slap on the ass" Get your ass back in that kitchen woman! and get me a beer and open it! now woman now!!!
Yes, Daddy Bone... *walks to kitchen and grabs a beer* I love doing my womanly duties *opens the beer.... (adding just a little bit of Cyanide)* Here ya go sweeetie!
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Yes, Daddy Bone... *walks to kitchen and grabs a beer* I love doing my womanly duties *opens the beer.... (adding just a little bit of Cyanide)* Here ya go sweeetie!
What is this?! Miller Lite! I asked specifically for Budwiser. Now go back in the kitchen and get Daddy and I a new one!:D
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wat i will except any wolf wany kind and lol bonehead im americanin california wolves are cool now who want to help me steal every wolf in the world lol haha i wish
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How about an english teaching wolf? I hear they can teach even the most ignorant foreigner how to speak english ;)