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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on November 09, 2008, 12:01:34 PM
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It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Maggot is joking...
6/10
Not so bad. ;)
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Maggot is joking...
6/10
Not so bad. ;)
6/10 are u mad! 10/10
btw I don't understand the joke Rofl
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because u are a dumb ass french frog.
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good job mag pie, copy paste the joke of the day ;)
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6/10 are u mad! 10/10
btw I don't understand the joke Rofl
why do you give it a 10/10 if you don't understand the joke ?
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i guess like you gife it a 4/10 you dutch fucker!
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6/10 are u mad! 10/10
btw I don't understand the joke Rofl
How old are you really?
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he's 15/16
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he's 15/16
I doubt it..
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I'm 4 and I'm not boasting about it...
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I'm 4 and I'm not boasting about it...
Wow, you rock.
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I doubt it..
Iroman=Sondre, I just laugh about it.
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Iroman=Sondre, I just laugh about it.
Like anyone cares......... They know I'm Sondre you piece of shit..
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Like anyone cares......... They know I'm Sondre you piece of shit..
Stfu . You never change... Noob
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Stfu . You never change... Noob
Oh the irony.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!
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ur one to laugh cockmaster...
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ur one to laugh cockmaster...
I won't change and never will. You don't like me I could give a fuck less.
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well good, go fuck urself ;)
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well good, go fuck urself ;)
and once again, you tell everyone to respect, blah, blah, blah, and yet you don't. So it is do as I say not as I do. Got it. You can go fuck yourself!
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You going to take that Bonehead?
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You going to take that Bonehead?
and of course here comes Mr Antagonizer
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Ooh, them theres fightin' words. :o
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atleast its in spam
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cockraiser is just upset that my manhood is bigger than his...
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Ooh, them theres fightin' words. :o
"Lets get ready to rumble"