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Title: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: Hawaii-50 on November 19, 2008, 08:04:14 PM
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
                         
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
                         
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
                         
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.
                         
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
5. It's VERY, VERY IMPORTANT that these four women DO NOT KNOW each other.
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 19, 2008, 10:09:39 PM
to bad you can't just find one, that has it all lol.
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: HardCore on November 19, 2008, 10:55:36 PM
so true, so true....
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Ricardo on November 20, 2008, 01:09:03 AM
I think it's good project. ;)
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on November 20, 2008, 02:51:35 AM
Quote from: Ricardo on November 20, 2008, 01:09:03 AM
I think it's good project. ;)

What is with all these little hints? You know you don't have to conceal it anymore.

We get it, you are gay.
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 20, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
like hellraiser :)
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on November 20, 2008, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar on November 20, 2008, 02:51:35 AM
What is with all these little hints? You know you don't have to conceal it anymore.

We get it, you are gay.
Hahaha, that reminds me of a gift I got in the mail for my b-day a few weeks ago, a buddy in college sent it to me without me know what it was as a gag gift. He sent a DVD copy of FRANKENHOOKER, and my dad said something really similar to balth's comment.
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: anyKey on November 21, 2008, 10:11:24 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 on November 19, 2008, 08:04:14 PM
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
                         
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
                         
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
                         
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.
                         
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
5. It's VERY, VERY IMPORTANT that these four women DO NOT KNOW each other.

Hawaii... I suppose your wife didn't read that? :P
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: Hawaii-50 on November 21, 2008, 12:12:11 PM
Quote from: anyKey on November 21, 2008, 10:11:24 AM
Hawaii... I suppose your wife didn't read that? :P

Which one ........ had many !!!
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 22, 2008, 08:17:19 AM
wife? he has a blow up doll named manowar :P
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on November 22, 2008, 09:17:32 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 22, 2008, 08:17:19 AM
wife? he has a blow up doll named manowar :P
And my penis has a separate hand pump too.
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: Hawaii-50 on November 22, 2008, 09:45:35 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 22, 2008, 08:17:19 AM
wife? he has a blow up doll named manowar :P

 How'd you know ??
Just wish it was'nt so butt ugly !!!
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on November 22, 2008, 09:47:21 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 on November 22, 2008, 09:45:35 AM
How'd you know ??
Just wish it was'nt so butt ugly !!!
Turn it around, your using the wrong end.
Title: Re: Rules 4 a happy life
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 23, 2008, 09:44:08 AM
use a paper bag lol