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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Manowar on December 22, 2008, 12:26:50 PM
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An 86-year-old man (Hawaii 50) walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' He said.
The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem with the doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!
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A fat man ( Manowar ) goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the
tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making
them fat."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
Manowar says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
Manowar says,
"Neither. I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with."
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*MAFIA* Manowar
Today at 12:24:14 PM
WTF? Is this clan dead? Nobody on vent, nobody on line.
I'm bored, somebody own me for my own entertainment.
OK ... you just got owned !!
H-50~
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OK ... you just got owned !!
H-50~
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Thanks 50, My existence has been validated.