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Title: Swine Flu
Post by: whoops on April 29, 2009, 03:55:34 PM
It will kill us all.

















Nah but seriously, the WHO(world health organiztation) delclared it level 5 today, second highest on scale, making it a pandemic. Phase 6 shuts down air travel

Quote-
"A phase 5 alert means there is sustained transmission among people in at least two countries. Once the virus shows effective transmission in two different regions of the world, a full pandemic outbreak — phase 6 — would be declared, meaning a global epidemic of a new and deadly disease. "

Its spread pig-to-human, and now human-to-human... Human-to-Human used to be very rare but now it is thought that the virus mutated, and is now spread easier. Egypt just sent out an order saying for all swine to be slaughtered



Current infections-
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30435064
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* MisfiT on April 29, 2009, 03:59:31 PM
Does this mean I cant make love to pigsa anymore? And if so, can I still keep a sheep around?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Waffleboy on April 29, 2009, 04:04:36 PM
Seems premature and exaggerated to me (all the media coverage of it), it spreads fast i guess but there's only been like one death outside of mexico and that was a 1 year old child.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on April 29, 2009, 06:10:18 PM
Most hospitals only have the capability to test for flu virus's in general not particular types of flu so theres a good chance alot of those cases are from totally different types of flu.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on April 29, 2009, 08:42:14 PM
I love how the media has blown this whole thing ridiculously out of proportion. They are making it seem like this is the bubonic plague.

I've noticed that no media outlet has mentioned how many deaths occur during the flu-season of the human strain of the virus.

It's roughly 30,000 a year, that's right. 30,000 a year from complications deriving from the human strain of the influenza virus.

And now because a strain that is most commonly found in pigs has managed to germinate into a virus that can affect humans the world goes into an uproar.

You might ask, "It's not 'regular' flu season, shouldn't that be cause for concern?"

I would think since this is an abnormal strain that humans are not used to dealing with that the season would differ from that of the human strain.

The human strain is most commonly found prevalent during the winter months, that is because the virus can survive much longer in colder damp climates therefore the likelihood of become infected becomes greater.

The swine strain can survive much longer in warmer conditions therefore the prevalence is greater during the spring and summer months and the likelihood of becoming infected is greater during this time.

Starting to make sense now isn't it?

To summarize, the media has blown this entire thing out of proportion and is conceptually no different than the "regular" flu. We just now have to worry about two flu seasons instead of one. Population control at it's best.

Edit:

And for those of you scared shitless, it takes the CDC about five months to develop an effective vaccine from a virus antibody once the virus is identified.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on April 29, 2009, 09:52:06 PM
they actually already have a vaccine for it.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on April 29, 2009, 10:06:43 PM
Thats  what they want you to think.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: MeZmoriZe on May 01, 2009, 08:39:12 AM
And for those of you scared shitless, it takes the CDC about five months to develop an effective vaccine from a virus antibody once the virus is identified.
GG Balth.  They developed a vaccine in 1976.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on May 01, 2009, 08:46:41 AM
GG Balth.  They developed a vaccine in 1976.

In which my mother received. They spent some million dollars or so to deliver it to the public.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on May 01, 2009, 09:41:30 AM
IT WAS ONCE SAID THAT WE'D HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT "WHEN PIGS FLY".....SURE ENOUGH,, 100 DAYS INTO OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY...."SWINE FLU"!
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: MeZmoriZe on May 01, 2009, 09:49:10 AM
IT WAS ONCE SAID THAT WE'D HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT "WHEN PIGS FLY".....SURE ENOUGH,, 100 DAYS INTO OBAMA'S PRESIDENCY...."SWINE FLU"!
I've probably heard that about 100 times in the past two days.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on May 01, 2009, 03:17:39 PM
ahahahaha hadn't heard that till now.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on May 01, 2009, 05:17:43 PM
same as the bird flu pandemic. the US has a 100% better medical system then mexico. the only death was a mecican child in texas. the childs parents brought him over here to be treated. but they waited to long, and sadly the child died.

now if it was the black plague all over i would dig me a deep hole and hide...
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on May 01, 2009, 08:47:43 PM
now if it was the black plague all over i would dig me a deep hole and hide...

lol fuck I'd do that too. And stock up on shit. Good site to shop during infectious times...http://www.approvedgasmasks.com/  ---they got the full body suit and everything; optimized for drinking water in it even.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on May 01, 2009, 09:03:28 PM
and with the cock attachment you can bang your infected girlfriend one last time :D

sold by "i own your soul medical supply"
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* MisfiT on June 12, 2009, 06:16:39 AM
Bonehead started the swine flu, thats what he's not telling us. Pigglet!
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on June 12, 2009, 08:35:40 AM
Did someone squeal like a pig?