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Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Unregistered on April 24, 2005, 04:13:17 PM
i hate crumpet, she sucks, almaost all british people suck, and crimpet super sucks, bloodemen sucks to
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 24, 2005, 04:46:02 PM
First off, thank you for your kind words towards Crumpet and Bone.  Next, Crumpet, believe it or not, is a boy.  Now I come to your statement "almaost all british people suck."  Yes, that is very true.  Finally, I've come to where you say Bonehead, the Leader and Founder of *MAFIA*, sucks also.  I hope you don't mean that, cause Bone can root ban you off the server.  I got one more question, how did you find out Bone's Vent. name?
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Ins4n3 on April 24, 2005, 04:46:05 PM
Now predator why would you say something like that? I doubt bonehead will be happy to hear this.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 24, 2005, 04:59:47 PM
lol ppl are so dum thinking we can't find out who they are if they don't sign in. Good move Predator.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: StEwIe_GrIfFiN on April 24, 2005, 05:00:27 PM
oh thats predator, he's in for it now!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on April 24, 2005, 09:03:50 PM
*MAFIA* Predator:  "D'oh!!!!"   :mafiashot
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 24, 2005, 10:01:34 PM
I suck to? :( now why would you say that? I have done nothing to you! we will do this if you come here and make 1 (one) more comment like that about me then your ass will be gone faster than crumpet can put away a plate of crumpets. Consider this your one and only warning about shit like this you have something to say, say it to me dont try to hide and say it that makes it worse again 1 more fuckup and your ass is grass we will be watching you.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Ins4n3 on April 25, 2005, 12:54:08 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
I suck to? :( now why would you say that? I have done nothing to you! we will do this if you come here and make 1 (one) more comment like that about me then your ass will be gone faster than crumpet can put away a plate of crumpets. Consider this your one and only warning about shit like this you have something to say, say it to me dont try to hide and say it that makes it worse again 1 more fuckup and your ass is grass we will be watching you.

All that, translates into:
Quote
You just got served
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Snake Pliskin on April 25, 2005, 04:39:30 AM
Quote from: Unregistered
i hate crumpet, she sucks, almaost all british people suck, and crimpet super sucks, bloodemen sucks to

 I sence bitterness hmmmmmmmmmmm maybe because his little bitch Tex got booted. hmmmmmmmm makes a person wonder doesn't it. Oh to be young and stupid agian.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 25, 2005, 04:46:04 AM
Bone this is his 2nd or 3rd time fucking up... Pm if you don't remember.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 25, 2005, 06:49:57 AM
Hell I dont know shit right now my ass is dead made 3 new toys for you member management last night well coded 1 edited 1 and added features to another one just pm me what he has done or hell if he has been that bad then if you feel he needs some boot then apply large amounts of boot to his ass your call lets leave it at that. I am going to bed !
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 25, 2005, 08:27:34 AM
I PMed you with the title "He is the one", lol I forgot to put the name just in case you have no clue what I was saying in the pm.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Crumpet on April 25, 2005, 08:28:06 AM
im not a girl

daddy doese NOT suck. daddy is the best :D
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 25, 2005, 08:36:01 AM
Quote from: Crumpet


daddy doese NOT suck. daddy is the best :D



That isn't going to make you 15 any faster, you ass kisser.


lol
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 25, 2005, 09:57:46 AM
and heres what I said, "he should get  time machine, crumpet should" says I
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Crumpet on April 25, 2005, 10:02:24 AM
I. i want a time machine :D
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 25, 2005, 12:31:19 PM
Why?  A time machine wouldn't make you any older.  It would just take you into the future, but you would remain relatively the same age.  It's simple quantom mechanics crap it!:D
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Ins4n3 on April 25, 2005, 12:35:20 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Death.Wish
Why?  A time machine wouldn't make you any older.  It would just take you into the future, but you would remain relatively the same age.  It's simple quantom mechanics crap it!:D

Well see you are wrong in that assumption. What he could do is go back in time and force his parents to fuck sooner and then he would therefore be older now.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 25, 2005, 01:11:25 PM
Yes, but then he would go back to the present and then there would be two of him.  Then it would be chaos on the forum.  Just think....TWO CRUMPETS!  Though, that can never happen.  The Grand Father Clock theory states, "Once time has been written, it can not be changed."  So it is IMPOSSIBLE to go back in time in a time machine.  You may beable to go into the future through a worm hole, cause it sends you through at the speed of light, and when you go at the speed of light.  You go so fast, it seems that you are going normal speed, but actually, everything around you is going at a speed so fast, you can't even tell colors apart.  Then, the only way back in time would be to travel through the same, exact worm hole.:D  Not bad for a 14 year old, huh?
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 25, 2005, 01:14:36 PM
Simple as this... We would just delete one, the older one just to piss him off.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 25, 2005, 01:22:19 PM
YEAH!!! AND THEN SEND HIM A BUNCH OF PIZZAS HE DIDNT ORDER!!!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Ins4n3 on April 25, 2005, 01:52:47 PM
Ok its time for you to read more of that physics book of yours Death Wish. You do know what a theory is right? Ok thats what I thought.

And to continue, there wouldn't be two of him, there would only be one since if he went back to BEFORE he was born and made his parents fuck then he would be born earlier and the "first" time he was born would have never happened. Thank you, hold your applause please.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 25, 2005, 02:44:04 PM
Yeah, your right.  I guess I got a lil' bit ahead of myself, but gosh.  I'm only 14, but that would still cause problems.  That leaves a futurestic time machine back where, 1989?  Someone could easily find it-knowing crumpet who would probably park in at Wal*Mart-and then go into the future and screw with stuff, but we don't have to worry.  It is impossible to go backwards in time, unless, you have already went into the future.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 25, 2005, 02:47:53 PM
Yes there you go DW... That is why we upped the age limit to 15.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Ins4n3 on April 25, 2005, 03:03:20 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Death.Wish
Yeah, your right.  I guess I got a lil' bit ahead of myself, but gosh.  I'm only 14, but that would still cause problems.  That leaves a futurestic time machine back where, 1989?  Someone could easily find it-knowing crumpet who would probably park in at Wal*Mart-and then go into the future and screw with stuff, but we don't have to worry.  It is impossible to go backwards in time, unless, you have already went into the future.

Nothing is impossible, and since time travel has never happened everything is just a "theory".
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Blacksheep_1 on April 25, 2005, 03:13:32 PM
This thread is just like a Seinfeld Show...  Alot about nothing... Yadda Yadda Yadda

But is still is the truth...   Crumpet sucks!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 25, 2005, 03:57:25 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Loaded
Yes there you go DW... That is why we upped the age limit to 15.

Why?  So you could get rid of me?  I see how it is.:(
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Loaded on April 25, 2005, 04:45:50 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Death.Wish
Why?  So you could get rid of me?  I see how it is.:(



If I was going to get rid of you, I wouldn't use your age... I would just hit the bye-bye key (I have it maped on my keyboard). Want to see?
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 25, 2005, 04:57:55 PM
Oh!  You were talking about Crumpet and how he is 13.  Am I right?:D
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: TagS on April 25, 2005, 07:43:54 PM
well i dont know anything about that but i do know that flame is the funniest thing ever. its mexican threads like this that make this forum so amazing ROLF!!!!!!

i really need to check flame more im always to late arent i FuCk.......... ......
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 25, 2005, 08:55:24 PM
You are all retarded time travel for mortals is not possible pffft...
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Elliott Smith on April 26, 2005, 05:11:38 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
You are all retarded time travel for mortals is not possible pffft...


Actually, they're making startling advances in the ways of time traveling and teleporting.  Google it sometime, and read the articles.  It's pretty cool, everyone.

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2004-11-05-teleportation_x.htm
http://www.the-trades.com/column.php?columnid=3138

I remember reading one more informative article pretty recently, but I can't find it.  It was about wormholes and the like.  I'm not "particularly" interested in the topic, but when I came across the article, it seemed worth reading.  Maybe, if you want to look, you'll find it.

-Smith
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Ins4n3 on April 26, 2005, 08:45:17 AM
I remember reading this long ass article on time travel. There were many theories on it that I won't go into but there was one that really stuck to me. The only problem I had with time travel is as many people say, if its possible, where are all the people from the future? Well the solution is simple: there is no future. One of the many theories is that right now, is the farthest time has ever gotten, and therefore there is no "future" for people to come back from. I wish I could find that article again because there is alot of things in it I could use to make Death Wish feel stupid ;).
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 26, 2005, 12:45:01 PM
ALL ONE NEEDS TO TIME TRAVEL IS TO INVOKE THE MIGHTY POWER OF THOR AND HIS MIGHTY HAMMER!!!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Lyncher on April 27, 2005, 10:04:35 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Simon
ALL ONE NEEDS TO TIME TRAVEL IS TO INVOKE THE MIGHTY POWER OF THOR AND HIS MIGHTY HAMMER!!!


That was the single most assinine piece of retarted bullshit that I have ever heard... no further comment
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 28, 2005, 05:04:26 AM
What do you expect? he is a gay ass kraut...
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Crumpet on April 28, 2005, 07:12:43 AM
yeah baron is gay! AT LAST! he changes his sig!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 28, 2005, 12:59:28 PM
bahhh you all have forsaken odin! but when ragnarok comes and I have a seat in Valhala oh how I shall laugh and make meriment!!!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 28, 2005, 02:00:53 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Simon
bahhh you all have forsaken odin! but when ragnarok comes and I have a seat in Valhala oh how I shall laugh and make meriment!!!

I shall make merriment with yo' momma!
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Elliott Smith on April 28, 2005, 05:19:28 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Ins4n3
I remember reading this long ass article on time travel. There were many theories on it that I won't go into but there was one that really stuck to me. The only problem I had with time travel is as many people say, if its possible, where are all the people from the future? Well the solution is simple: there is no future. One of the many theories is that right now, is the farthest time has ever gotten, and therefore there is no "future" for people to come back from. I wish I could find that article again because there is alot of things in it I could use to make Death Wish feel stupid ;).


To think oneself's wise is to admit he's a fool.
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 29, 2005, 12:21:21 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Death.Wish
I shall make merriment with yo' momma!


ewwww I feel sorry for you dude
Title: crumpet sucks
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on April 29, 2005, 12:26:29 PM
CLOSED....