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Title: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on August 11, 2009, 11:47:53 AM
Trailer:  http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3738173977/

Info:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 11, 2009, 11:56:06 AM
I've seen the trailer a few times.

The only thing that erk's me is that it's a Quentin Tarintino film.

Alot of his off the wall direction get's in the way of a good story.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Head Hunter on August 11, 2009, 12:11:12 PM
I've seen the trailer a few times.

The only thing that erk's me is that it's a Quentin Tarintino film.

Alot of his off the wall direction get's in the way of a good story.


Yea, that kind of killed it for me too...

I prefer authentic style WW2 movies vs balls to the wall action like this is going to be.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 11, 2009, 02:02:02 PM
Enemy at the gates= better.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Head Hunter on August 11, 2009, 04:51:52 PM
Enemy at the gates= better.

I love that movie so much. Ed Harris playing a German was a bit different, but it worked out alright lol.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: MeZmoriZe on August 12, 2009, 11:41:03 AM
You guys are dumb.  I'm going for Brad Pitt. <3
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Metal Militia on August 29, 2009, 06:12:40 AM
i have seen The trailer a few times. i will probably go to see this. Tarentino and WW2 film is a strange combo. but still, could turn out to be Brilliant.

my personal fav WW2 Film is Saving private ryan / A bridge too far
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 29, 2009, 02:06:39 PM
I saw it tonight. Tt's a fictional story, so if you go expecting that, you will find it enjoyable.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: Thunder on August 29, 2009, 03:27:59 PM
I want to see that. From the previews, it almost looks like a comedy... Anybody seen Saints and Soldiers? It's probably my favorite war movie.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 31, 2009, 05:50:11 PM
I just saw Inglourious basterds... it's not very good. I can't say why it's bad without ruining whats already a mediocre film.

The colonel (I think) at the start of the film will be the only good part throughout the entire film. It's not a comedy, so don't go expecting that or a nonfiction film.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on August 31, 2009, 06:26:40 PM
I thought it was good.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 31, 2009, 07:05:32 PM
People were clapping at the end, I was like dude.. When he carved the swastika into the officers head at the end, after he didn't kill them.. pissed me off since he was the only amusing character throughout the film.

It could have been AWESOME, but killing off all the political figures, when all of them would never have been in the same place at the same time was pretty stupid.

It was ok until the last act. It seemed like they rushed it from there on.
Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on October 10, 2009, 11:43:40 PM
Listen her niggers im gonna try my hand at film reviewing, just call me the straight ebert.
this prolly has spoilers so if you haven't seen this movie you can leave, also, i have been up for damn near 24 hours, i dont know what the fuck i am talking about most of the time so bear with me. Also, if you are wondering why it is set up funny, i typed it out as i watched it in notepad then copied it here making it wierd.




















First movie imma be shooting the shit to you faggots on is this movie called "inglorious basterds"
which is supposed to be starring brad pitt but is mainly about some german piece of shit that is no
where near as sexy and whom im assuming has bad breath.We will call him motormouth.

The film starts with motormouth fuckbag pulling up to some french dudes house who is a pussy....so we will call him
D-bag, well anyway dbag goes on about why milk is amazing, giving motormouth some of his milk. Motormouth means
business though, anyway dbag is hiding jews, motormouth knows it, well dbag eventually gives up the jews in his house.
motormouth orders krautfags to kill jewbags but lets little girl-jew run away...

Confusing enough right?

well anyway it then shows brad pitt getting jew peeps to scalp nazi's (or some nonsense) then the next scene shows them scalping nazis
then there is about 30+ minutes of some blabbering, after that some german war hero meets "older-jew-fag-girl" who now owns a movie theater.
Any way German hero man wants older-jew-fag-girl to lick his cock so he stalks her. Later telling her that he has a movie made about him and wants it
in her movie place. Skip ahead about 30 minutes and a random german fucking a random french chick later then they are gonna air said movie in old-jew-girls
place. Anyway another 30 minutes and a bunch of nigger talk later, jew girl plots to burn down the movie theater with high ranking nazis in it watching the movie.
Brad pitts plan is similar. Skip ahead another 30 and a bunch of talking that has no bearing in said movie and brad pitt is captured and motormouth is now working with
them or some shit. movie place burns, and everyone dies....the end. (not really)

I neglected to mention this movie is more about the story than mindless violence which is what i had originally thought it would be. Although when i first started watching
i thought Brad Pitt was the main character i was wrong, he will be there for about 3 minutes then gone for an hour and a half. I neglected to mention that the fighting scenes
were badass, like scalping, beating a dude to death with a baseball bat, and carving swastikas into nazis foreheads. There is also some really badass music in it.


If you haven't seen it, go fucking see it, when you can, whores.


Title: Re: Inglorious Basterds
Post by: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on October 11, 2009, 12:03:09 AM
Zombieland is epic as well. Going to watch Inglorious Basterds tom.