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Title: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 21, 2009, 11:22:26 PM
When nobody's waiting by your side...
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 22, 2009, 12:01:00 AM
I don't like clapton unless he's with Cream
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on August 22, 2009, 05:29:19 AM
I don't like clapton unless he's with Cream
He was great in Blind Faith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_vQ-64MagM&feature=related he stepped back alot for Winwood to sing and concentrated on guitar. Same drummer from Cream, Ginger Baker. Two very similar voices Clapton and Winwwood although I think Stevie Winwood's voice wins out in quality.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on August 22, 2009, 06:17:19 AM
What do you do when you get lonely?

I think Balthazar is looking for some suggestions here.

How about...eat a bowl of ice cream.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: King Banana on August 22, 2009, 06:46:47 AM
i turn of all the lights
lock the doors
go under the covers
and check out my cool glow in the dark clock  :)
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on August 22, 2009, 07:11:42 AM
i turn of all the lights
lock the doors
go under the covers
and check out my cool glow in the dark clock  :)

It's spelled cock.





I never get lonely. I have a 3 year old that won't allow that.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on August 22, 2009, 07:23:46 AM
I never get lonely. I have a 3 year old that won't allow that.

Haha, and you never do any work at your job so... Mano is always entertained.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on August 22, 2009, 08:45:14 AM
i soak myself in kerosene then light myself on fire and run up and down my city's street at midnight.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 22, 2009, 04:01:36 PM
I am never lonely. Thanks to being sexy. Oh and having money in the bank and the creation of prostition!!!!!
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 23, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
He was great in Blind Faith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_vQ-64MagM&feature=related he stepped back alot for Winwood to sing and concentrated on guitar. Same drummer from Cream, Ginger Baker. Two very similar voices Clapton and Winwwood although I think Stevie Winwood's voice wins out in quality.
Ya winwood is a much better singer.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: Dymdez on August 23, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
I eat.
Alot.
and then some more.


And then I burn it off.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on August 23, 2009, 10:39:33 PM
He was great in Blind Faith http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_vQ-64MagM&feature=related he stepped back alot for Winwood to sing and concentrated on guitar. Same drummer from Cream, Ginger Baker. Two very similar voices Clapton and Winwwood although I think Stevie Winwood's voice wins out in quality.
Hahah yeah my folks love blind faith, too bad they only made one album (i think?). Rockin band tho.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 24, 2009, 04:34:34 AM
First, i start by turning on some western classical to set a good, relaxing backdrop to help form my ideas into a concrete. I found Bach,Mozart seem to work rather well.

Next i usually go into the kitchen, open a door to the cupboard and pull out my seasoning, (Basil, salt, pepper, cilantro) I then proceed to the refrigerator to pull out my currently thawed chicken breast, soy sauce, and bay leaves (I found that putting the in the fridge helps release all of their flavor when cooking) and proceed to create a soy sauce, seasoned chicken concoction that i have been taught to make from an early age, although with a few twist added in. After eating this Chicken ecstasy, i sit down in a secluded corner of the house, music still going in the background, and proceed to read a set of pre-determined short stories,usually stories like Marx's "The communist manifesto" Or Machiavellis' "The prince" ,sometimes drifting further from the cynics and into a lighter mood of Lao Tzu....Even going so far as reading a more "Modern" Feministic writer such as virginia wolf.

After reading a healthy number of these stories i proceed to sit down, and write my thoughts into a pleasent Haiku, then masturbate with my tears at the thought of what i have just done.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on August 24, 2009, 07:58:31 AM
First, i start by turning on some western classical to set a good, relaxing backdrop to help form my ideas into a concrete. I found Bach,Mozart seem to work rather well.

Next i usually go into the kitchen, open a door to the cupboard and pull out my seasoning, (Basil, salt, pepper, cilantro) I then proceed to the refrigerator to pull out my currently thawed chicken breast, soy sauce, and bay leaves (I found that putting the in the fridge helps release all of their flavor when cooking) and proceed to create a soy sauce, seasoned chicken concoction that i have been taught to make from an early age, although with a few twist added in. After eating this Chicken ecstasy, i sit down in a secluded corner of the house, music still going in the background, and proceed to read a set of pre-determined short stories,usually stories like Marx's "The communist manifesto" Or Machiavellis' "The prince" ,sometimes drifting further from the cynics and into a lighter mood of Lao Tzu....Even going so far as reading a more "Modern" Feministic writer such as virginia wolf.

After reading a healthy number of these stories i proceed to sit down, and write my thoughts into a pleasent Haiku, then masturbate with my tears at the thought of what i have just done.

Bra, Fucking, Vo
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on August 24, 2009, 08:19:55 AM
First, i start by turning on some western classical to set a good, relaxing backdrop to help form my ideas into a concrete. I found Bach,Mozart seem to work rather well.

Next i usually go into the kitchen, open a door to the cupboard and pull out my seasoning, (Basil, salt, pepper, cilantro) I then proceed to the refrigerator to pull out my currently thawed chicken breast, soy sauce, and bay leaves (I found that putting the in the fridge helps release all of their flavor when cooking) and proceed to create a soy sauce, seasoned chicken concoction that i have been taught to make from an early age, although with a few twist added in. After eating this Chicken ecstasy, i sit down in a secluded corner of the house, music still going in the background, and proceed to read a set of pre-determined short stories,usually stories like Marx's "The communist manifesto" Or Machiavellis' "The prince" ,sometimes drifting further from the cynics and into a lighter mood of Lao Tzu....Even going so far as reading a more "Modern" Feministic writer such as virginia wolf.

After reading a healthy number of these stories i proceed to sit down, and write my thoughts into a pleasent Haiku, then masturbate with my tears at the thought of what i have just done.


Brilliantly artistic!   
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on August 24, 2009, 12:46:18 PM
Hahah yeah my folks love blind faith, too bad they only made one album (i think?). Rockin band tho.
Ya they only made one album. The cover of that album... was a bit different.
Title: Re: What do you do when you get lonely?
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on August 24, 2009, 12:47:03 PM
When you get lonely, try taking a nap.
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Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on August 24, 2009, 08:55:23 PM
I expect lavish gifts in the form of rep points.
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Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on August 24, 2009, 09:32:20 PM
lmao ya give him some rep, his response was the best.