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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Baron Von Simon on April 26, 2005, 02:26:29 PM

Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 26, 2005, 02:26:29 PM
Man:   You sit here, dear.
Wife:   All right.
Man:   Morning!
Waitress:   Morning!
Man:   Well, what've you got?
Waitress:   Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings:   Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress:   ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings:   Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress:   ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:   Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:   Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife:   I don't want ANY spam!
Man:   Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife:   THAT'S got spam in it!
Man:   Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings:   Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife:   Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress:   Urgghh!
Wife:   What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings:   Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:   Shut up!
Vikings:   Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:   Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:   I don't like spam!
Man:   Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings:   Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress:   Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man:   Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:   You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings:   (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 26, 2005, 03:09:57 PM
Hurry Loaded!  Close this one too before it gets too out of hand!:D
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 26, 2005, 04:56:27 PM
how is it out of hand? it's monty python!!
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: Billy Rubin on April 26, 2005, 05:00:37 PM
OMG! That hurt my head! I definately feel stupider after reading it!
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 26, 2005, 05:01:28 PM
you actualy fucking read it? all that? wow you get points
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: Loaded on April 26, 2005, 06:05:13 PM
This is almost as gay as you... Closed
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: MeZmoriZe on April 26, 2005, 06:19:32 PM
Yeah, almost, but not quite there.....yet.  The only thing that could make it as gay as him would be to edit his sig., to where it said this is my fantasy.
Title: LOVELY SPAM
Post by: Baron Von Simon on April 27, 2005, 01:17:33 PM
wtf dont any of you people have any class?!? this is monty python here! this stuff is classic!