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Title: I lost my Wife while shoppng at Lowe's...
Post by: Loaded on September 12, 2009, 07:31:09 AM
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a
halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Title: Re: I lost my Wife while shoppng at Lowe's...
Post by: ßlackOut on September 12, 2009, 07:56:54 AM
Hahahah, nice  :laugh:
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Post by: *MAFIA* Dempy on September 12, 2009, 08:32:06 AM
lol
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Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on September 12, 2009, 08:32:19 AM
Good joke to start my day.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on September 12, 2009, 09:34:04 AM
ahahaha nice
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Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on September 12, 2009, 02:38:34 PM
Nice.
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Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on September 12, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
What's with everyone being attracted to blonde women?
Title: Re: I lost my Wife while shoppng at Lowe's...
Post by: Loaded on September 12, 2009, 03:29:55 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on September 12, 2009, 02:43:51 PM
What's with everyone being attracted to blonde women?

Well, just click HERE (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What%27s+with+everyone+being+attracted+to+blonde+women%3F)
Title: Re: I lost my Wife while shoppng at Lowe's...
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 12, 2009, 06:00:32 PM
Did you find her in the end?
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Post by: An!L on September 12, 2009, 06:15:50 PM
haha nice joke ..

by the way Blonde chicks FTW !!!!  :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: I lost my Wife while shoppng at Lowe's...
Post by: Loaded on September 12, 2009, 06:25:57 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on September 12, 2009, 06:00:32 PM
Did you find her in the end?

Yea, I found his wife... Not sure where he went.
Title: Re: I lost my Wife while shoppng at Lowe's...
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on September 12, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
Latinos/italians > blondes