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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Missa on April 30, 2005, 12:52:30 AM
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Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ______________ __
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
2nd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
3rd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
Lover's Name: ______________ ____________
2nd Lover's Name: ______________ ____________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: ______________ _________
Father's Name: ______________ _________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop
Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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:fineprint :streichel Lol it's easy too become a redneck driver.:D
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Wait a second, that looks just like the application we have to fill out in Tennessee. Missa, how did you get a copy of one when you live in Kansas?
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Thanks missa but I already filled mine out this year :)
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Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: Miranda
First name:Mason
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: 14 (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [y]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: 101/2 Left 10 1/2 Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [y] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician
NONE
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's ame: Jon father's Name: BOB___________ ____________
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Age you started drivin 14 (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [y] No)
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop in my garage and my room
Model and year of your pickup:1811
Do you have a gun rack?
[y] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: A gun pistol and bb rifle it wcan kill
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[y] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth in YOUR mouth?34
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[Y] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal none
How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[y] don't know There u go missa :)
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Unbelieveable
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LMFAO!!!! DUDE THIS IS AWESOME GREAT JOB MISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
:a36g: :15: :thumbsup :yeah: :ha: :a33g:
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Can u be are driver inspector