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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: Dymdez on September 27, 2009, 11:36:06 AM
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I told someone that I had just gotten out of jail for cutting out my girlfriends tongue and keeping it in my pocket...
They then said "omg" and disconnected.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: My name is vince
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He must not like vince
So then i tried the more direct approach.
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: MY NAME IS VINCE
Stranger: cool story bro love the caps
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then after i went with ghetto talk
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: re u asocial
You: Listen here nigger
You: this is how its going to go down
You: my name is vince
You: yo
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You: WHadifshdfo9ri nfm?
You: ?
Stranger: hey
You: oh
Stranger: heey looking for a female to cam with;),im male,19,ausralia;)
You: My name is vince
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Stranger: are u a bad boy? lol
You: My name is vince
Stranger: ok
Stranger: john
You: I sell things
You: oh and i like to do meth and beat hookers on the side
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You: Hi its vince with slapchop!
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Stranger: you f ?
You: LISTEN HERE NIGGER, MY NAME IS MOTHERFUCKING VINCE, WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE THE SLAPCHOP??
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Stranger: fuck you skankwad
You: Hi its vince with slapchop
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Then this pussy comes in
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Stranger: hi
You: FUCK YOU
Stranger: fuk you ya lil bummer
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This guy telling me i need a wife looking for prepubescent boys on some random ass chat, fuck him.
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You: ENGLISH
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi
You: 34/vince/Jersey
Stranger: u/need/a/wife
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THEN I GET IN ANOTHER ROOM WITH THE SAME DUDE, GONNA TROLL THIS NIGGER
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/NY
Stranger: cool
Stranger: I´m 16, usa male
You: kool
Stranger: have msn?
You: msn?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you know
Stranger: ?
You: no my mom wont let me lol
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Jasmin
You: u?
Stranger: Matheus
Stranger: Or Mattew
Stranger: I´m from Brazil, but I live in New York city
You: Do you know vince?
Stranger: No
Stranger: why?
Stranger: have mysapace?
You: 34/vince/JERSEY
You: HAHA NIGGER
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You: HI
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: asl
You: MY NAME IS VINCE
Stranger: oh my name is alison
Stranger: cn i ask u sumah
You: ARE YOU HOT?
Stranger: hm yhh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cn i ask u sumah
Stranger: ive got a bf
Stranger: nd we bof want 2 have a babi
Stranger: so do u no anyfing bout sex
Stranger: bcuz i wud lyk sum advyc
You: THE PENIS GOES INTO THE VAGINA
Stranger: we r guna try ih in a few dayz
Stranger: hw do i get him noticing dah i wanna do ih
Stranger: we bof live togva
Stranger: in ma own house
You: 1ST, LEARN ENGLISH
Stranger: we got r own house
You: 2ND, SAY "LETS DO IT"
Stranger: buh do i hav 2 get him hornt
Stranger: horny
You: THEN SAY, "LETS DO IT YOU HORNY BITCH"
Stranger: wen im in bed wid him shall i say 2 im dah im guna cum bak naked
Stranger: from da baf
Stranger: nd den i kiss him nd make him kiss ma titz nd make him tuch ma pussy
Stranger: bcuz im wid jhim ryt nw
Stranger: nd im naked
Stranger: we are bof on da chair
You: IS HE READING THIS?
Stranger: no cuz im makin him close his
Stranger: eyez nd tuch ma pussy
Stranger: nd lik ma titz
Stranger: so carruy on
Stranger: wah shall i do
Stranger: nw
Stranger: shall i go 4 ih
You: YOU ARE A WHORE
Stranger: y im guna go for ih
Stranger: hez kissin me on ma pussy
Stranger: llo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: shall i get him naked
You: NO
You: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT...
Stranger: hw do u do ih
Stranger: im guna do ih nw
Stranger: gtg
You: OK
Stranger: byee
Stranger: ooooooooh
Stranger: im on ma bed
Stranger: da penis is goin in
You: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR COMPUTER ON YOUR BED?
Stranger: laptop
You: YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
Stranger: fanx
Stranger: uuuuh uhhh
Stranger: ooooooohhhhhh
Stranger: dahz nyc
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You: HI
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: asl
You: MY NAME IS VINCE
Stranger: oh my name is alison
Stranger: cn i ask u sumah
You: ARE YOU HOT?
Stranger: hm yhh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cn i ask u sumah
Stranger: ive got a bf
Stranger: nd we bof want 2 have a babi
Stranger: so do u no anyfing bout sex
Stranger: bcuz i wud lyk sum advyc
You: THE PENIS GOES INTO THE VAGINA
Stranger: we r guna try ih in a few dayz
Stranger: hw do i get him noticing dah i wanna do ih
Stranger: we bof live togva
Stranger: in ma own house
You: 1ST, LEARN ENGLISH
Stranger: we got r own house
You: 2ND, SAY "LETS DO IT"
Stranger: buh do i hav 2 get him hornt
Stranger: horny
You: THEN SAY, "LETS DO IT YOU HORNY BITCH"
Stranger: wen im in bed wid him shall i say 2 im dah im guna cum bak naked
Stranger: from da baf
Stranger: nd den i kiss him nd make him kiss ma titz nd make him tuch ma pussy
Stranger: bcuz im wid jhim ryt nw
Stranger: nd im naked
Stranger: we are bof on da chair
You: IS HE READING THIS?
Stranger: no cuz im makin him close his
Stranger: eyez nd tuch ma pussy
Stranger: nd lik ma titz
Stranger: so carruy on
Stranger: wah shall i do
Stranger: nw
Stranger: shall i go 4 ih
You: YOU ARE A WHORE
Stranger: y im guna go for ih
Stranger: hez kissin me on ma pussy
Stranger: llo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: shall i get him naked
You: NO
You: THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT...
Stranger: hw do u do ih
Stranger: im guna do ih nw
Stranger: gtg
You: OK
Stranger: byee
Stranger: ooooooooh
Stranger: im on ma bed
Stranger: da penis is goin in
You: HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR COMPUTER ON YOUR BED?
Stranger: laptop
You: YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
Stranger: fanx
Stranger: uuuuh uhhh
Stranger: ooooooohhhhhh
Stranger: dahz nyc
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I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS SOMEONE FROM HERE WHEN THEY SAID VINCE
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You: Riddle me this
Stranger: riddle me that
You: Why does everyone hate vince?
Stranger: ??
You: Listen here nigger, i know your in on it
You: dont even play games bro
You: you hate vince
You: WHY?
You: WHAT DID HE DOE?
You: do*************8
You: < dutch
Stranger: yeah and there is nothing you can do about it
Stranger: bitch please
You: ALL HE TRIES TO DO IS SELL QUALITY, MADE FOR TV ITEMS
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You: RAWR
You: i like
Stranger: well too fucking bad
Stranger: yeha]
Stranger: its nice
You: very
Stranger: will you be my boyfriend
You: Absolutely
You: lets fuck
Stranger: ok
You: =(
Stranger: where and when
You: so then i said,
You: fuck whoops
You: and had a rap battle
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what now
You: idk
Stranger: you did
You: no no
You: you did
Stranger: fuck no you did\
You: LISTEN HERE BITCH
You: YOU DID
You: I KNOW
You: I WAS THERE
Stranger: hey slut
You: YOU WEREN'T
You: Hi
Stranger: take credit where credit is due
Stranger: hi
You: lets play a game
You: A
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Z
You: B
Stranger: Y
You: C
Stranger: X
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Stranger: aw man i though that was next
You: was close
You: jsutsusda\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\w\az
Stranger: thats what she sadi
Stranger: said
You: so whoops, rap battle?
Stranger: fire style fireball jutsu
You: well im bored
You: 42?
Stranger: yah
You: yah bored
Stranger: no 419
You: or yah 42?
Stranger: ??]]
You: ]]??
Stranger: dont worry about it
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lmao nice job maggot pwning that last pedophile on your first post.
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Stranger: cheers
You: sup mofo
You: what are you wearing
Stranger: a rubber dick just around my neck
You: i am naked with a beer bottle up my ass
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: is it empty?
You: hell no!! i am trying to get off and drunk at the same time!
You: talk dirty to me!
Stranger: be careful not to shit that stuff full
You: ehh, my boyfriend packed my shit so tight it is fucking crazy
Stranger: so u are a girl i presume
Stranger: or some pervert pretending that:D
You: nope, i am a man who has a huge swinging dick you wanna web cam
Stranger: no way man
Stranger: am not gay
Stranger: so lets call your sister
Stranger: or mother
You: well it is only gay if you look into each others eyes
You: you can look into my brown eye and blow it kisses
Stranger: only if you put a fork in your ass
You: why don't you put your little prick in my ass you sexy man meat
Stranger: :D i only like it shaved, you gay bear
You: well you can shave it for me with your teeth you cock lover you
Stranger: got any naked pics of your sister
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or your mother?
Stranger: wanna share?
You: nope, she died in a horrible car crash, she was giving your mom head
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I want to see Hell get trolled hard by some /b/tard.
OMG, I think I just thought of the perfect place to advertise our site. Why didn't I think of it before? This will be fun!
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You: HI!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: I woke up today with a feeling
Stranger: that better things are coming my way
Stranger: WHEN THE RAINY DAYS ARE DYING
Stranger: I GOTTA KEEP ON TRYING
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You: hello
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Stranger: hii im male 26 from tr looking for a girl for webcam chat on msn??
Stranger: asl?
You: 42/m/france
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You: hey babe
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 42/m/france
Stranger: asl?
You: 42/m/france
Stranger: http://i35.tinypic.com/2q2ilok.jpg
Stranger: it's me
You: what is tat?
Stranger: i wanna see your penis
You: oh god
You: ohhhh
You: oh god
You: ...
You: sorry i'm going to kill my self now
Stranger: show me
Stranger: show me
Stranger: your penis
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: sex?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thnks
Stranger: good luck
You: damn
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got a new recuit!
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Stranger: finland sucks
You: tru dat yo
Stranger: alright dude!
You: fuck ya!
You: france sucks too
Stranger: fuck those fuckers!
You: ya fuck em all!
Stranger: in the ass!
You: every last one of em!
You: yeS!!!
Stranger: and burn em
You: every one of em yes
You: rape their churches, burn their woman
You: but fuck the woman first
Stranger: word!
You: finally someone with some sense on here!
Stranger: well the women in finland isnt that good looking but ok then
Stranger: dito
You: oh
You: i thought we were talking about france
Stranger: yea them to!
You: yes!
You: i dont know if i'd fuck them too
Stranger: all of them
You: hairy fuckers over there
Stranger: ok i can do it for ya
Stranger: i know !
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You: thanks
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You: you'll fit in perfect
Stranger: whats that?
You: its a forum
You: you talk to people
You: we hate france
You: and finland too!
Stranger: heavens place!
You: hell yes!!!
Stranger: i have to check it out then..
You: alright sweet
You: register and make a post in general
You: then we all make sweet love
Stranger: sounds fuckin hilarious
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You: go to that site and talk to us
Stranger: alright see u there
You: alright!
Stranger: take care dude!
You: you too! and keep fucking those french finnish bastards!
Stranger: hell yeha!!!
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You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: both
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You: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: FAGGOT DON'T QUITE
Stranger: *quit
Stranger: I suck
You: u fail
You: quite?
Stranger: NO U
You: wow
You: fucking loser
Stranger: no u
You: cant even spell right
Stranger: NO UUU
You: UUU isnt a word!
Stranger: IM A FIRING MAH LAZXERRRRRRRRR R
You: ahhh shit!
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You: fuck!
Stranger: SPARTAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
You: AH~~!
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Awesome a new tool to get people to be more active . . .
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You: you like video games?
Stranger: a bit
You: u should try battlefield 1942
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Let the recruiting begin, in a week we will have 64 players on our server 24/7.
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Yeah you'll be amazed at how long that site can keep some people occupied.
hahahaaa
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had a few good lols reading those
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Sweet dreams children.
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You: hallo
Stranger: hi there
You: how goes it
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where you from?
Stranger: f or m?
You: California
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sf,sd or la?
You: None
You: in the middle of Sf and La
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what you look like?
You: 6'4, 340 lbs, really black (almost purple), bow legged and have to wear bifocals
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You: LISTEN HERE NIGGER
You: THIS IS HOW ITS GONNA GO DOWN
You: FIRST WE ARE GOING TO GO DOWNTOWN TO CHINA TOWN AND PULL A LUCY LIU
You: AFTER WE SHALL EXECUTE OPERATION CLUB BABY SEALS
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so pro.
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Stranger: FBIFBI
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Stranger: FBI
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Stranger: FBI
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Stranger: FBI
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You: NIGGER COCK
Stranger: NO THANKS
Stranger: BYE
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Stranger: hey, 18/m/uk, wanna webcam or cyber?
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: cyber
You: 19/m/usa
You: put it in my butt
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Stranger: hi
You: Error
Stranger: haha
You: LOL
Stranger: are you female
You: Does both count?>
You: You can touch me everywhere
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i wanna have sex
You: I want a baby
Stranger: really
Stranger: do you like may cock?
Stranger: my cock is 18 cm
You: Mine is 20.5 cm
You: Can I stick it in you too?
Stranger: fuk off
You: no
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Stranger: 2009
Stranger: ==================================
Stranger: ^________^ WELCOME ^___________^
Stranger: (1) Just Ask
Stranger: (2) Just Answer
Stranger: (3) End Program
Stranger: * Press "#" to contact Operator
Stranger: ==================================
Stranger: Would you like to choose ( 1~3 ) ?
You: do u like video games?
You: u should try bf 1942
You: its a great game
You: its only 10 bucks too
Stranger: 3
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Found out it was Jennifer:
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You: have you ever played battlefield 1942?
Stranger: i have not..
Stranger: :/
You: awwww
Stranger: have you ever played dance mat ultra mix?!
You: its real fun
You: ofc
You: i play all
Stranger: really? i thought i just made that up..
You: i test out video games
You: i know u made a mistake
You: i just assumed u were talking bout dance mat mix
You: no such thing as ultra noob
Stranger: well someone has to test the testers..
Stranger: to make sure theyre on the ball n all..
You: lol
You: ur right
You: but not me
You: i own all
You: even you justin
Stranger: damn, how'd you know it was me?!
You: lol
You: i know all
Stranger: dang.
You: even u rebecca
Stranger: ok, now im just confused.
You: dammit robert stop that
Stranger: no.
You: fuck u jose
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: fuck you right back fernando.
Stranger: :)
You: y do u like ugly men jennifer
You: ?
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I just scared the hell out of Justin:
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Stranger: incest turns me on
You: hey justin
You: yeah i know its u
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Judging by his last statement I think I talked to him be4:
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You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: You at?
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Stranger: sty
Stranger: Win
You: damn i messed up
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Meh, we all are
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: bye
You: i go slower
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: i win
Stranger: bye
You: too fast
Stranger: I ALWAYS WIN!
You: then i mess up
You: im no superman, im just a supergirl
You: not even superwoman
Stranger: I'll be your superman
You: i suck
You: im weird supergirl i like video games
Stranger: I love video games
You: i usually play battlefield 1942
Stranger: Wow
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: age
Stranger: age?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: male 19
You: female 19 from the us
Stranger: nice we bot same age?
Stranger: i m not virgin
You: Want a cookie?
Stranger: i want u
You: too bad
You: you'll never have me
You: bitch
Stranger: i m male and u r my bitc h
You: I'm a dominatrix fuck face
You: i'll make u scream
Stranger: i want ur virgn pussy
You: Well that sucks cause you'll never get it freak!!
Stranger: i will make u scream loud
You: I'm reporting your IP to the FBI
You: this is sexual harassment
Stranger: suck my cock u bitch
You: dream on fat boy
Stranger: u bitch i willl make u my bitch and screw u daily
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This has to be the funniest thing I have ever read. Especially maggots first post!
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Stranger: hey
You: penis
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Stranger: horny male here
You: same here, LETS GET IT ON!!!
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Stranger: hi
You: penis?
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Stranger: 17 m usa
You: no way!
You: 17 F USA
Stranger: haha nice
You: ya
Stranger: horny? lol
You: fuck ya thats why i'm here
Stranger: lol you have pics?
You: tons
You: want some?
Stranger: chyea
You: k whats ur E-mail?
You: i'll send
You: i have vids too if you can recieve them
Stranger: slimxshorty08@yahoo.com
You: k thanks
Stranger: yep
You: i'll send em now
Stranger: ok
You: after i spam the hell out of that address and send it to every ad site on the internet!!! HAHA NOOB OWNED!
Stranger: ..
You: dont give out ur email to strangers slimxshorty fag
Stranger: ..
Stranger: dont spam it
Stranger: thatd be fucked up
You: lmao i'm sending a screenshot of this to the addresss
You: and all contacts you have listed their
You: lmao
Stranger: dont
You: a screenshot of your horny ass trying to get a chick
You: will be sent to all your contacts
Stranger: ..
Stranger: dude cmon dont
You: yahoo is the fucking easiest site to hack lol
You: i just now signed into ur account lmao
You: haha who should i e-mail?
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haha i was bored and went wayyyy out of my way for this one.
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Stranger: hello
You: hey sexy lady
Stranger: well, hey there
You: you lookin for a good time?
Stranger: oh, i always am
You: alright cool
You: well my bitches are the best
You: only 100$ a night
You: all of em are clean
You: no drugs, no aids, none of that shit
You: you can rest assured ur getting the highest quality
You: you down?
You: i got babes all over the country so dont even worry about location
Stranger: but, what if i'm not into bitches?
You: ahh man dont even get me started
You: i got the best guys out there
You: they'll do anything for you
You: same price, same quality
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: set me up
You: alright cool, what location we looking at
You: ?
Stranger: central montana
You: alright lemme make some calls, i'll see who's available
You: one sec
Stranger: k
You: alright so anything in particular u looking for?
You: blacks, whites? asians?
You: we got em all babe
Stranger: Tonight, i'm thinking white
You: white? alright now we're talking
You: i got the best of the best
You: one more phone call and we're in business
You: k so here's whats up
You: i got guys down in lewistown
You: great falls
You: winnett
You: stanford
Stranger: great falls works for me
You: great falls? alright
You: alright cool babe cool
You: now, before we get any further, how we gonna be paying tonight?
You: i accept cash and credit
You: actually, first, you know what, lemme see who exactly i have in great falls
You: ohhh man these guys will blow your mind
You: k we got frankie bj
You: we got carl q
You: and lets see
You: austin fukman
You: all white
You: all the best
You: any name fancy your taste?
Stranger: frankie bj, i think
You: frankie, thats my boy right there
You: you're in for a wild night babe you know what i mean
You: cool now we are in business
You: so how we payin tonight?
Stranger: cash
You: cash alright
You: as i said, one hundred dollars a night
You: just give it straight to him
You: he gives the cash to me, and you get the goods babe
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: i am looking forward to it
You: hey, i'm sure he is to aha
You: now, where you located?
Stranger: just outside great falls
You: alright cool cool
You: dont need to pay for gas money, he'll like you already
Stranger: :)
You: now babe, heres where the deal comes
You: he can meet you somewhere, or he can come to ur house
You: this is where most people disconnect
You: dont give up on me now babe
You: i gone through a lot of work
You: just for you babe
Stranger: can i meet him at a motel?
You: alright sure which one?
Stranger: Holiday Inn on I-15?
You: alrigh lemme give him a call and see if thats good
You: i'm not familiar with that area
You: i'm from cali baby
You: but he knows his way around where you are so no worries
Stranger: awesome
You: k do u happen to know the address of the place?
You: if not, i can look it up myself
Stranger: oh jeeze
Stranger: i don't know the exact address
Stranger: it's on i-15
You: alright babe no worries no worries
You: its all good
You: i'll look it up
You: alright now we are talking
You: 1801 Markey Place Drive?
You: correct?
Stranger: sounds right
You: off of I-15
Stranger: yeah
You: alright now what time should i have him meet you?
Stranger: I can be there by 9:30
You: alright babe you fast you fast
Stranger: i am
You: alright so he'll arrange for a room
Stranger: i want to get my money's worth
You: oh dont worry babe
You: its completely worth it
You: you know where else you can get quality this high for prices this low?
You: nowhere, you cant
Stranger: no where?
You: that my point babe! nowhere! haha
You: we the best in the country
You: so dont even worry about quality
You: he'll make your night
You: alright so we're looking at room 112, sound good?
You: accommodations have been made and he'll be there ASAP
Stranger: sounds good
You: ok well he'll meet you there, you have a good night now
Stranger: oh, i will
You: and have fun babe ; )
You: dont do anything i wouldnt ahaha, or maybe you will, he's down for anything ahaa
Stranger: :)
You: k u take care now
Stranger: k
Stranger: will do
You: bye babe
Stranger: bye
Stranger: and thanks'
You: no problem, i live to sever you
You: *server
You: haha
Stranger: :P
You: aww damn haha got me so excited i cant type haha
You: anyways, bye now
You: i'll disconnect after you
You: don't want to disappear if you should have any last questions
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have no further questions
You: alright babe cool
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^ instead of that, spend ur time on battlefield or promoting the server.
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I disagree, I found it quite entertaining Mal.
^ instead of that, spend ur time on battlefield or promoting the server.
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^ instead of that, spend ur time on battlefield or promoting the server.
malbert i think we can all agree that your replies to this were the lamest lol.
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Stranger: ==================================
Stranger: ^________^ WELCOME ^___________^
Stranger: (1) Just Ask
Stranger: (2) Just Answer
Stranger: (3) End Program
Stranger: * Press "#" to contact Operator
Stranger: ==================================
Stranger: Would you like to choose ( 1~3 ) ?
You: do u like video games?
You: u should try bf 1942
You: its a great game
You: its only 10 bucks too
Stranger: 3
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wtf is that? lol
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malbert i think we can all agree that your replies to this were the lamest lol.
wtf is that? lol
lol, u got me there, but at least i got u to recruit someone to this website, but they never SHOWED UP!
and i think "that" was some jokester who wanted to waste my time and spam me with some ridiculous fake program he pasted in, but i got him to end his own fake program.
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lol malbert you are so gay.
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Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: bot?
Stranger: bots dnt say hi
You: they could
You: u obviously havent met too many of them
Stranger: but they wont
Stranger: acctually theres that one chick
You: claudia
Stranger: shes it
Stranger: and another one
You: lol
You: anyways, my clan is handing out free cd keys for games for 2 days
You: and a chance to enter in gaming hardware contests
You: www.sourmath.c om
Stranger: not interested, whats ur clan
You: gaming, fps
You: WoW
You: u interested?
Stranger: you motherfucker
You: what?
Stranger: what the fuck was that
You: wat r u talking about
Stranger: one of those guys is u huh
Stranger: www.sourmath.c om
You: pwned!
Stranger: thats the site u put up
You: you stupid negger
Stranger: pwned, u faggot
Stranger: queer
You: urself?
You: i mean, ur the one who looked at it
You: and it took u like a min to reply back to me
Stranger: where did u get that link
You: which means u spent some time looking at it
You: i got it from my site
Stranger: not really, i heard whistling looked up and turned that shit off
You: www.mafiaowns. com
You: check it out
Stranger: fuck that
You: come on, dont be a pussy
Stranger: its a gay site
Stranger: isn't it
You: does it sound like a gay site?
You: think about it
Stranger: no, but niether does sourmath
You: too bad ur an idiot and didnt google the URL b4
You: ur fault for being retarded
Stranger: y would u post that,
You: y did u look at it?
You: anyways, go to the 2nd site i posted
Stranger: hi, 21/f/florida, wanna see my pron vid? GO HERE: http://cli.gs/8hMmzE
You: awesome! thx
You: great pron vid
You: too bad that u even fail at copy/paste
You: just go to my 2nd url
You: its way better
You: no porn
Stranger: ok, the second one is normal
You: see i told u
You: do u have ventrilo?
Stranger: no
You: do u play any games?
Stranger: yeah
You: which ones
Stranger: kz2,gta4,armyof2
You: perfect
You: we have some members who play those
You: and they even talk on ventrilo
You: dont worry, they're not gay
You: anyways sign up on the forums
Stranger: yeah, ill do that
You: we also give away free cd keys for different games every week
Stranger: thats neat
You: so if u register and hang out with us, u'll automatically get entered into those
You: but its only for registered members
You: since ull see a different forum once ur logged in
Stranger: ill check that out
You: sweet
You: whats ur username
Stranger: Children Of Bodom
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nice job roshan, but he didn't register either, Dymdez omegle sucks, find us a better website we could promote ourselves at. ;D
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I know of sites.
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nice job roshan, but he didn't register either, Dymdez omegle sucks, find us a better website we could promote ourselves at. ;D
You do it, you demanding fuck.
JK <3 you.
And do tell, Mase.
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lol that Chan Wu is quick, did he disconnect after that?
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Chun Wu owned Mez.
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That wasn't me.
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That is freaking funny as hell!!!!
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That was funny as shit O0
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haha at the last: Goldberg, Greenberg, Iceberg whats the difference
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Fucking owned your shit...