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Title: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 01, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
hey my names michael im 15 i hope i can get in at this age i am mature now alot more than i was a year ago im almost 16 but yea ive seen mafia ALOT and well i think this is a pretty good clan and was wandering if i could join well ima get on bf ttyl
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: whoops on October 01, 2009, 02:28:15 PM
hey my names michael im 15 i hope i can get in at this age i am mature now alot more than i was a year ago im almost 16 but yea ive seen mafia ALOT and well i think this is a pretty good clan and was wandering if i could join well ima get on bf ttyl

Nice use of punctuation and proper capitalization!
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* ExcoWear on October 01, 2009, 02:29:00 PM
is your '' . '' not working on your key board?

anyways, we all don't know you. you've get to know us and we get to know you so hang around on ventrilo and our server and we all see what changes you got.
Goodluck!

~Masse
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Vermillion on October 01, 2009, 07:06:58 PM
lol.. k this is gonna be worth waitin around for O0
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on October 01, 2009, 07:53:27 PM
hey my names michael im 15 i hope i can get in at this age i am mature now alot more than i was a year ago im almost 16 but yea ive seen mafia ALOT and well i think this is a pretty good clan  and was wandering if i could join well ima get on bf ttyl
You DON'T obviously know us, because otherwise you would know this is the BEST CLAN out there.
Get on Vent with a mic, u need to prove u r 15 and mature, where is your Certificate of Birth.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 02, 2009, 03:30:42 AM
ok yea my period key is broke so i cant use that as of right now and im going to get that fixed after school today and my birth certificate well we are trying to get that now so i can get my permit and license and all that but as soon as i get it ill post a copy of it on here if your like :-) ill be on here after i get home from school ttyl
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Dilly on October 02, 2009, 04:08:43 AM
You used to piss me of 24/7 but i played you yesterday and you have seem to have changed. Just stay active and get on vent as much as possible and get to know other people.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: SneakShot on October 02, 2009, 07:05:14 AM
Hmmm, MadMike?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Vermillion on October 02, 2009, 09:00:14 AM
Birth Certficate? No need for that just be honest, and we'll gain your trust over time.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 02, 2009, 12:58:26 PM
He's on ventrilo right now for all you noobs who say you've never seen him or heard of him.

Why don't you just use the comma key instead of a period until it's fixed or replaced or whatever?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 02, 2009, 07:34:31 PM
Well I have it fixed now. I just needed to take it in. Yesterday was a hard day anyways, what has everyone been up to i'm getting on vent right now.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 08, 2009, 10:34:28 AM
So do you all think i might have a chance of getting in mafia? I really would like to join you all rule at the game lol. well ill be on vent if you want to talk
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on October 08, 2009, 10:47:36 AM
So do you all think i might have a chance of getting in mafia? I really would like to join you all rule at the game lol. well ill be on vent if you want to talk
I don't know MadMike I mean you seem pretty MAD but I am not sure if you are really MIKE. This can only be solved one way... Post a pic of you birth certificate on the forum.  Make sure we can clearly read your name, date of birth, and social security number.  Thanks and have a great day.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Missa on October 08, 2009, 12:33:15 PM
I think i remember madmike,  oh wait, no i don't,  i'm thinking of madmedic, nevermind,   well, he's on vent right now so i'm going to talk to him (and pwn him in game),   :)
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 08, 2009, 01:05:47 PM
Ok for one my birth certificate is mine not yours. I'm not trying to be mean just saying you don't need to see it. Get on vent and talk to me and maybe you'll get to find out more about me... I'm just not giving anything personal out I'm not dumb sorry
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 08, 2009, 01:07:30 PM
We will see missa lol
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 08, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
NO FROM ME


http://i35.tinypic.com/2e2mil1.jpg
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2e2mil1.jpg)

Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on October 08, 2009, 02:07:20 PM
LOL ;D
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 08, 2009, 02:27:33 PM
Ok i did type I hate mafia. I was typing and was thinking about mafia. I want to join so bad. I typed that on accident i meant I hate foxes because this guy said i was working for foxes which I am not. I was just typing a little to fast I fixed if but they got a pic before I corrected it.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: An!L on October 08, 2009, 02:53:29 PM
Ok i did type I hate mafia. I was typing and was thinking about mafia. I want to join so bad. I typed that on accident i meant I hate foxes because this guy said i was working for foxes which I am not. I was just typing a little to fast I fixed if but they got a pic before I corrected it.
ha damn LIE ! why did u make this Joining-thread after writing shit like in the pic ?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: derek on October 08, 2009, 06:02:59 PM
THIS KID SPEWS ALL SORTS OF SHIT IN GAME. CLAIMS SHIT HE CANT BACK UP (SUCH AS I WILL PWN YOU). HE IS METAPHOICALLY RAPED IN THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE  BY EVERY PLAYER IN THE GAME. ALSO SAYS THAT HE IS A GIRL. IS OBVIOSLEY CONFUSED BY HIS GENDER IDENTITY AND SEXUAL PREFERENCE WHICH LEADS PROFESSOR DEREK TO BELIVE THAT THIS PARTICULAR SPECIMEN IS AN UNSTABLE, TOTAL FUCK UP. LETS REVIEW.

1. TALKING SHIT
2. FALSE CLAIMS
3. TORN A NEW ASSHOLE TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE ASS RAPING BY OTHER PLAYERS
4.UNSTABLE
5.SEXUAL INDENTITYAND PREFERENCE CONFUSION

NOW IS THE POINT WHERE YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF. IS THE ABOVE MAFIA MATERIAL? OR SHOULD WE BUY THIS KID A BOTTLE OF ASTROGLIDE?

THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT (NOT A DICK FAGGOTS)

LOVE, derek





Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on October 08, 2009, 06:13:23 PM
THIS KID SPEWS ALL SORTS OF SHIT IN GAME. CLAIMS SHIT HE CANT BACK UP (SUCH AS I WILL PWN YOU). HE IS METAPHOICALLY RAPED IN THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE  BY EVERY PLAYER IN THE GAME. ALSO SAYS THAT HE IS A GIRL. IS OBVIOSLEY CONFUSED BY HIS GENDER IDENTITY AND SEXUAL PREFERENCE WHICH LEADS PROFESSOR DEREK TO BELIVE THAT THIS PARTICULAR SPECIMEN IS AN UNSTABLE, TOTAL FUCK UP. LETS REVIEW.

1. TALKING SHIT
2. FALSE CLAIMS
3. TORN A NEW ASSHOLE TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE ASS RAPING BY OTHER PLAYERS
4.UNSTABLE
5.SEXUAL INDENTITYAND PREFERENCE CONFUSION


THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT (NOT A DICK FAGGOTS)

LOVE, derek






IS THE ABOVE MAFIA MATERIAL? OR SHOULD WE BUY THIS KID A BOTTLE OF ASTROGLIDE?
i'm leaning with astroglide for derek
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 08, 2009, 07:09:00 PM
IS THE ABOVE MAFIA MATERIAL? OR SHOULD WE BUY THIS KID A BOTTLE OF ASTROGLIDE?
i'm leaning with astroglide for derek

Have you seen him in game? Far from mafia material.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on October 08, 2009, 08:01:31 PM
THIS KID SPEWS ALL SORTS OF SHIT IN GAME. CLAIMS SHIT HE CANT BACK UP (SUCH AS I WILL PWN YOU). HE IS METAPHOICALLY RAPED IN THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE  BY EVERY PLAYER IN THE GAME. ALSO SAYS THAT HE IS A GIRL. IS OBVIOSLEY CONFUSED BY HIS GENDER IDENTITY AND SEXUAL PREFERENCE WHICH LEADS PROFESSOR DEREK TO BELIVE THAT THIS PARTICULAR SPECIMEN IS AN UNSTABLE, TOTAL FUCK UP. LETS REVIEW.

1. TALKING SHIT
2. FALSE CLAIMS
3. TORN A NEW ASSHOLE TO MAKE ROOM FOR MORE ASS RAPING BY OTHER PLAYERS
4.UNSTABLE
5.SEXUAL INDENTITYAND PREFERENCE CONFUSION

NOW IS THE POINT WHERE YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF. IS THE ABOVE MAFIA MATERIAL? OR SHOULD WE BUY THIS KID A BOTTLE OF ASTROGLIDE?

THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT (NOT A DICK FAGGOTS)

LOVE, derek

I was about to laugh, but then all the grammar mistakes started popping up.
Funniness meter: -5  :(

PS It would have been -25 if there was an "ASSHATS" in there.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on October 08, 2009, 09:42:22 PM
Have you seen him in game? Far from mafia material.
i never said he was lol.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 09, 2009, 04:47:11 AM
I say we ban nigger derek.  He is trying to act like Titties, when in actually he is an ANUS
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 09, 2009, 10:02:55 AM
I say we ban nigger derek.  He is trying to act like Titties, when in actually he is an ANUS

I agree. I confronted him about the info that Balth posted about him and he shut up for like a minute, then went back to talking in caps.

Oh btw Derek, remember how I said I still had the information and you didn't believe it?

413-341-3420

and

Rebecca Flynn   
250 South St
Northampton, MA 01060
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: EaSyCoMpAnY on October 09, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
Well i ask derek if that was is address and he said it was is old address lol i think he is talking BS
413-341-3420

and

Rebecca Flynn   
250 South St
Northampton, MA 0106
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 09, 2009, 12:41:51 PM
Haha yea if that was his old address, I wonder why he was scared and begged Balth to take it down.....
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 10, 2009, 08:36:42 PM
OK for one that wasn't a lie... I meant foxes and i did correct it but he got the pic before i corrected it. 2nd i don't think Ive ever played seriously with you roshan. Actually i don't think Ive ever played with you but yea I'd like to sometime. I wonder what Ive done to be treated like a fuck nugget. I just wish i could be cut some slack. I hope but i guess ill just wait. And again I say I'm on vent if you need me thanks...
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 10, 2009, 10:02:21 PM
OK for one that wasn't a lie... I meant foxes and i did correct it but he got the pic before i corrected it. 2nd i don't think Ive ever played seriously with you roshan. Actually i don't think Ive ever played with you but yea I'd like to sometime. I wonder what Ive done to be treated like a fuck nugget. I just wish i could be cut some slack. I hope but i guess ill just wait. And again I say I'm on vent if you need me thanks...

Oh I've played against you but you just didn't realize it. You only said it was a typo after we pointed out the fact that you wrote the part about hating Mafia. If you can't handle being called out on something, you have no place in this clan or website. No one is going to need you so you can keep waiting.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 10, 2009, 10:14:00 PM
OK well i did say it was a typo and i said i meant foxes and i guess i did play with you but i barly ever try unless i have to of feel like owning someone
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 10, 2009, 10:26:18 PM
OK well i did say it was a typo and i said i meant foxes and i guess i did play with you but i barly ever try unless i have to of feel like owning someone

Yea that must be it. Is that why you were crying when we said we were going to post a screenshot of your score? You were literally begging Whoops not to post the screenshot.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Meeester on October 11, 2009, 09:14:54 AM
Things aren't looking too bright in this Join thread...
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 11, 2009, 10:25:56 AM
I like him.  I want to see him play more! 
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 12, 2009, 01:07:30 PM
To be honest I don't care if you showed my score that time most of the time it was him and that damn stuka... lol. I didn't want anyone seeing that because he was hitting the same spot right as I spawned. He was obviously base raping it doesn't bother me. I was just wanting it to be fair before he posted a screen shot and thank you hellraiser and im on vent if you need to or want to talk to me..
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 14, 2009, 03:31:27 PM
Smexy goat! this will probably backfire on me but it will be funny!
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 14, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
He's got my vote
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: whoops on October 14, 2009, 04:47:56 PM
Mine too, I love double posters
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 15, 2009, 02:16:56 PM
i love double posting
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 15, 2009, 02:25:24 PM
i love double posting

  did you just say that you love to be dped??
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 15, 2009, 03:34:05 PM
I SOOO DID lol i love this so im on vent and whats everyone doing?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: HaVoK on October 15, 2009, 06:48:18 PM
This guy is awful.  That's it.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Vermillion on October 15, 2009, 08:58:19 PM
johns a fucking madmike
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on October 15, 2009, 11:46:29 PM
did u guys really give him referrals? does he even play? i never see him on and i've only seen him on vent once. and i really dont like his trying to be cool attitude lol.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 16, 2009, 05:41:28 AM
Rookie status!!!!! I actually didn't think i was going to get this far, but hey we'll see where this takes me... Ima go play bf1942 and be on vent see you all soon!
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Dymdez on October 16, 2009, 06:59:19 AM
WTF are you talking about?? You are still "MadMike", " Forum Member"
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 16, 2009, 07:18:13 AM
Idk I got my referrals tho
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 16, 2009, 08:08:48 AM
Idk I got my referrals tho

lol no you don't. Look at your name, does it have *MAFIA* in it? No. And does it say Rookie under your name? No. It's because people here took a vote to see whether we like you and want you to be a part of us, and can you guess what the result was? No one here likes you so no one voted for you! What are you still doing here?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 16, 2009, 09:06:04 AM
well that's your problem not mine if you don't like me then leave me the fuck alone
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 16, 2009, 09:07:31 AM
well that's your problem not mine if you don't like me then leave me the fuck alone

http://i36.tinypic.com/2q2etfd.png
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Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Dilly on October 16, 2009, 09:23:48 AM
Nice score. keep it up.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 16, 2009, 09:30:42 AM
my brother was playing
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 16, 2009, 09:32:23 AM
my brother was playing

Your brother, your cousin, your uncle......... ..and the list goes on.

It's a shame you have to lie about that even though you were on Vent at the same time "you" were playing.


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Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 16, 2009, 10:00:28 AM
that one was me the other one was my brother an my brother was on vent when he was playing ask malbert i told him i was lettin my brother on he knows and i did do bad the second time cus i was watchin a movie and playing...
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 16, 2009, 10:23:31 AM
that one was me the other one was my brother an my brother was on vent when he was playing ask malbert i told him i was lettin my brother on he knows and i did do bad the second time cus i was watchin a movie and playing...

(http://i35.tinypic.com/6sykwp.jpg)
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Thunder on October 16, 2009, 02:18:18 PM
Mike, if there is one thing I learned as a Mafia rookie, it's that you can't win an argument against Roshan so stop wasting your time.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: An!L on October 16, 2009, 08:25:18 PM
Awesome Score mike ;)
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 18, 2009, 08:47:41 AM
thanks an!l
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: MadMike on October 18, 2009, 11:02:07 AM
ok i need a little extra money so im selling bf1942 ill try to buy it again when i get a little extra money but this will be the last time you see me on here unless i buy it again sorry and peace!
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: SneakShot on October 18, 2009, 11:32:12 AM
ok i need a little extra money so im selling bf1942 ill try to buy it again when i get a little extra money but this will be the last time you see me on here unless i buy it again sorry and peace!
Lol, sell it for what? It's worth only $10?

Anyway, cya?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on October 18, 2009, 11:40:19 AM
ok i need a little extra money so im selling bf1942 ill try to buy it again when i get a little extra money but this will be the last time you see me on here unless i buy it again sorry and peace!
^just a post to deny his rejection into the clan.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 18, 2009, 11:56:15 AM
ok i need a little extra money so im selling bf1942 ill try to buy it again when i get a little extra money but this will be the last time you see me on here unless i buy it again sorry and peace!

Good riddance! I guess you know what to do if you were smart, but oh well. You should sell yourself too, although you might get less money on that than you will on selling 1942. Cya never fag.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 18, 2009, 12:06:25 PM
I was just gonna give him my referal.. 
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on October 18, 2009, 12:16:50 PM
ok i need a little extra money so im selling bf1942 ill try to buy it again when i get a little extra money but this will be the last time you see me on here unless i buy it again sorry and peace!
LMAO! fucking noob go mow a lawn.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Thunder on October 18, 2009, 02:01:54 PM
Wow, good luck selling it. It sells brand new for $10. You won't get anything for a used game. You won't be missed ginger.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 18, 2009, 03:20:24 PM
Lata Mike.  Remember, "We're nowhere near the end...The best is ready to begin."
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: whoops on October 18, 2009, 05:05:44 PM
10/18/2009 19:43:52 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Mean Green: mad mike
10/18/2009 19:44:19 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: who?
10/18/2009 19:44:40 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Mean Green: love sucks
10/18/2009 19:45:13 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Mean Green: keyhash checked
10/18/2009 19:45:26 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: ok

10/18/2009 19:44:56 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: wheres your guyses fourms
10/18/2009 19:45:29 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: i bought it from a friend
10/18/2009 19:46:26 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: he said he wants to buy it back soon but hes dumb s
10/18/2009 19:46:29 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: so you are playing on the same server he does?
10/18/2009 19:47:32 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: defenatly the best server on here i played at his h
10/18/2009 19:47:32 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: so yea

10/18/2009 19:49:52 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: first time her my ass
10/18/2009 19:49:57 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: you know about the bunker
10/18/2009 19:50:24 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: i didnt i was going up there to hide

10/18/2009 19:51:02 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: i bought it from mike
10/18/2009 19:51:24 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: for how much
10/18/2009 19:51:49 : # [Global] *LoveSucks*: 5 dollars
10/18/2009 19:52:54 : # [Global] *MAFIA* Whoops: and you already know how to hack?
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: Thunder on October 18, 2009, 05:31:25 PM
What a dumbass.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on October 18, 2009, 05:41:49 PM
AHAHAHAHA :laugh:
tell Lovesucks to post pics of himself.
guess we won't be seeing Madmike till he gets a new CD.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 18, 2009, 06:43:49 PM
LOL selling it someone.....ye a right! He made up this whole thread cuz he wants to start over with his application in Mafia. If no one likes you the first time, we're not going to like you with another name either. You should ask Ricardo for advice on desperate joining, since he seems to be really good at that.
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 19, 2009, 03:49:09 AM
LOL selling it someone.....ye a right! He made up this whole thread cuz he wants to start over with his application in Mafia. If no one likes you the first time, we're not going to like you with another name either. You should ask Ricardo for advice on desperate joining, since he seems to be really good at that.
  How many times did Refaggo try and join?  I am sure his child molesting father would disown him if he tried again.  FUCK FRENCH HOMO!!!!
Title: Re: MadMike wants to join
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on October 19, 2009, 06:28:47 AM
This thread began with LuLz and then ended with pathetic attempts at regaining some shred of dignity...

MadMike, just from reading through this entire thread here is my advice to you.

Stay away from the internet, stay far far away. If you thought we were bad, then you haven't seen near what sick and depraved things the world has to offer.

Now go to sleep and forget this all ever happened.

CLOSED

Also, Derek is still my bitch. ;)