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Title: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 17, 2009, 05:25:52 AM

Please post all jokes about the french here.  They can be in the form of pictures, words, videos.  Whatever. 


(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/french_knife.gif) 

(http://www.mafiaowns.com/mfs/ih/france.jpg) 

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* Dempy on October 17, 2009, 10:41:16 AM

you no i like french people intill i met ricardo and his dumbass papi and now i hate almost asmuch as the taliban

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa139/d3mpy/france_facts.png)

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa139/d3mpy/francemap.jpg)

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa139/d3mpy/knife.jpg)

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa139/d3mpy/fg.jpg)

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: MaNiX on October 17, 2009, 10:52:01 AM

Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

Q:How many gears does a French tank have?
A:Five. Four reverse, and one forward (in case the enemy attacks from behind).

Q:Whats the best place to hide your money ?
A:Under the soap of a frenchman

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: An!L on October 17, 2009, 10:55:23 AM

(http://rlv.zcache.com/french_people_suck_tshirt-p235427119012922252cp0f_400.jpg)


(http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/GIFS/FRENCH.gif)

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* MisfiT on October 17, 2009, 11:08:23 AM

Wow Hell, this thread is about as interesting as the French.

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: MeZmoriZe on October 17, 2009, 12:45:04 PM

How many French jokes are there?
-One, the rest are all true.

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on October 17, 2009, 10:40:40 PM

Quote from: *MAFIA* MaNiX on October 17, 2009, 10:52:01 AM

Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
A: So the Germans can march in the shade.

Q:How many gears does a French tank have?
A:Five. Four reverse, and one forward (in case the enemy attacks from behind).  

Q:Whats the best place to hide your money ?
A:Under the soap of a frenchman

lmao that one was pretty good

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: ßlackOut on October 18, 2009, 04:19:52 AM

lolol. Hell, You need to post all the Ricardo shit I made a while ago. good times xD

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 18, 2009, 04:57:06 AM

Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlackOut on October 18, 2009, 04:19:52 AM

lolol. Hell, You need to post all the Ricardo shit I made a while ago. good times xD

  You need to make more. 

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: Thunder on October 18, 2009, 05:05:03 PM

What do you get when you bomb a French weapons shop?
Linoleum Blownapart

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: An!L on October 18, 2009, 06:08:26 PM

(http://www.megaidol.com/shirts/FRENCH-SUCKS.jpg)

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on November 12, 2009, 12:04:49 AM

hey ricdo

Title: Re: French joke
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on November 12, 2009, 05:05:07 PM

ROSHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!