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Title: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 02, 2010, 12:27:09 PM
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.  The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.  Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.  Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she was finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars.  Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.  Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.  When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.  The devil replied, Since Obama became President of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Thunder on January 02, 2010, 12:34:43 PM
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.  The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.  Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.  Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she was finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars.  Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.  Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.  When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.  The devil replied, Since Obama became President of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.



Exactly.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 02, 2010, 12:38:00 PM
Good joke, but it's too bad Bush got us into this shit.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Rat on January 02, 2010, 02:44:24 PM
No he didn't.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 02, 2010, 02:47:30 PM
Indeed he did. Obama came along after the economy went down the shit hole.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on January 02, 2010, 04:14:48 PM
No he didn't.

lol!
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on January 02, 2010, 07:04:25 PM
Indeed he did. Obama came along after the economy went down the shit hole.
. . . and told a bunch of lies. ;D
but so does everyone; but it just sucks even more cause of the stupid people who he actually had saying "CHANGE".
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 02, 2010, 09:06:07 PM
Hopefully you can't honestly say you'd be happier with McCain and Palin.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on January 02, 2010, 09:16:19 PM
Hopefully you can't honestly say you'd be happier with McCain and Palin.
don't even mention Palin, u did not mention Biden; but i have no idea if i would be happier, i know a lot of other people would be happier, like most small businesses.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on January 02, 2010, 10:16:58 PM
Did you guys hear something that obama wants a obama academy?
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Renegade on January 02, 2010, 11:43:28 PM
No he didn't.

how does he have that high of a rep ?
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on January 02, 2010, 11:47:34 PM
how does he have that high of a rep ?

Long ago in a far far away place when Mafia had it's Awesome legendary members. T
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on January 03, 2010, 02:05:59 PM
Obama came along after the economy went down the shit hole.
Seriously, does anyone remember where that multi-trillion dollar debt came from? oh yeah...8 years of spending money we didn't have. Way to go Bush.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 03, 2010, 02:37:17 PM
Amen to that.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 03, 2010, 02:44:17 PM
Seriously, does anyone remember where that multi-trillion dollar debt came from? oh yeah...8 years of spending money we didn't have. Way to go Bush.
Hahahahaha, oh man... Do you know much further we are into dept now after Obama has come into presidency? Ill give you a hint: doublebubble.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on January 03, 2010, 03:28:42 PM
Hahahahaha, oh man... Do you know much further we are into dept now after Obama has come into presidency? Ill give you a hint: doublebubble.

The part in the red means that the debt was started by someone before. Obama can't instantly fix what's wrong and it may take some more months and more money to bring it back. Both Obama and Bush suck. It's just that Obama sucks a lot less than Bush. Obama is not perfect and he also makes a lot of mistakes, but at least it's a little better than not doing anything and continuing on the same path as before.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 03, 2010, 04:42:11 PM
The part in the red means that the debt was started by someone before. Obama can't instantly fix what's wrong and it may take some more months and more money to bring it back. Both Obama and Bush suck. It's just that Obama sucks a lot less than Bush. Obama is not perfect and he also makes a lot of mistakes, but at least it's a little better than not doing anything and continuing on the same path as before.
We have been in debt since the 1940's and every year it has gone up. In the entire 8 years Bush was President, the national debt went up about 3 trillion dollars. Do you know how much the debt has gone up since Obama has been in office? 2 TRILLION! TWO TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS In a little more than a year. Don't believe me? (http://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/pd/histdebt/histdebt_histo5.htm).  Do you know what his proposed health care plan will do to that debt? Well lets see, the government will have to borrow even more money causing the debt to rise at an even more increasing rate than it already is.

I personally believe that this economic fucktard of a president of our is trying to push this great country into a world economy. Why? Who the fuck knows, that is just where we are headed though.  We are already owned by China, we just don't know it yet...
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on January 03, 2010, 04:49:20 PM
Let's see them collect... Any of them. <- Conservative propaganda.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on January 03, 2010, 05:08:07 PM
We have been in debt since the 1940's and every year it has gone up. In the entire 8 years Bush was President, the national debt went up about 3 trillion dollars. Do you know how much the debt has gone up since Obama has been in office? 2 TRILLION! TWO TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS In a little more than a year.

Actually it went up 4.35 trillion dollars when Bush was in office. During Obama it went up 1.88 trillion dollars. There's a reason why it went up so much during Obama's period. If you remember, he took office right after all the banks failed. That's a problem he inherited so obviously it's going to affect the debt. By saying that the debt went up so much because of Obama's is like throwing someone a glass full of water and blaming them when it spills because they couldn't catch it.

Also,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms  . From 1940-1980 it went down. Then Ronald Reagan and Bush brought it up 33%. Then from 1991-1993 Bill Clinton brought it down by about 9%. Then George W. Bush brought it up by 17% until the end of 2008.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 03, 2010, 05:22:46 PM
There's a reason why it went up so much during Obama's period. If you remember, he took office right after all the banks failed. That's a problem he inherited so obviously it's going to affect the debt.
And he proposes increasing government spending 5 fold over Bush. Explain to me how that is going to decrease the debt..? I will put my word on the fact that people are going to hate Obama after his time in office more than they did Bush. He is a fucking celebrity, not a Goddamn president.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Thunder on January 03, 2010, 05:25:02 PM
Actually it went up 4.35 trillion dollars when Bush was in office. During Obama it went up 1.88 trillion dollars. There's a reason why it went up so much during Obama's period. If you remember, he took office right after all the banks failed. That's a problem he inherited so obviously it's going to affect the debt. By saying that the debt went up so much because of Obama's is like throwing someone a glass full of water and blaming them when it spills because they couldn't catch it.

Also,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms  . From 1940-1980 it went down. Then Ronald Reagan and Bush brought it up 33%. Then from 1991-1993 Bill Clinton brought it down by about 9%. Then George W. Bush brought it up by 17% until the end of 2008.

Obama was stuck with the problem and he HAD to spend money to get us out of the recession. Now, if I could have voted, I wouldn't have voted for Obama, but I have to give the man credit. He has handled the problem much better than I thought he would. I agree with Roshan on this one.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 03, 2010, 07:50:26 PM
Results: Blakjax lost due to insufficient facts and lack of proof.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on January 04, 2010, 11:11:36 AM
people are going to hate Obama after his time in office more than they did Bush. He is a fucking celebrity, not a Goddamn president.
Wait...Bush was an adequate president? Come on now, he was a dyslexic puppet who partied through college and collected a C grade average and rode his daddy's coat tails through prestigious schools.

Hey, remember when we had a surplus? Yeah, Clinton was the man.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on January 04, 2010, 01:02:31 PM
He is a fucking celebrity, not a Goddamn president.
Fucking nigger pres.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2010, 02:10:15 PM
Results: Blakjax lost due to insufficient facts and lack of proof.
Who the fuck was asking you? As if you even understand anything we are talking about... Go jerk off to your signature again cause your daddy put security against internet pron.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 05, 2010, 03:12:25 PM
Way to get heated over an internet argument over a president that has already won  ;D
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2010, 03:20:16 PM
Way to get heated over an internet argument over a president that has already won  ;D
Idiot....
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: Dymdez on January 05, 2010, 03:37:51 PM
Oh and back to who was asking me. No one was, but if you'll read some posts back, I believe I was the one who spoke first and sparked this debate.
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on January 05, 2010, 07:18:01 PM
i call a recount! the voting pool has been tainted!
Title: Re: Local Call
Post by: *MAFIA* Whoops on January 07, 2010, 04:55:40 PM
Hahahahaha, oh man... Do you know much further we are into dept now after Obama has come into presidency? Ill give you a hint: doublebubble.

http://usdebtclock.org/ (http://usdebtclock.org/)