*MAFIA* Forums
		Miscellaneous => Battlefield => BF 1942 => Topic started by: Crumpet on May 12, 2005, 02:07:50 PM
		
			
			- 
				at the beggining it was about a 6 vs 6 player match. we got 3 flags really quick. then beetle got 1 for them because they had 1 less player. we played on and we got all the flags but 1 by 1 they started leaving and at the end they had all left. i think this is because we owned them that bad....... here is da end score with people with gold, silver and bronze medals. as you can see... mafia HAD to but in lol.
 
 
 (http://img18.echo.cx/img18/9599/resultsttvsdoa0ag.jpg)
- 
				33 and 55 blows lol
			
- 
				Man, that is horrible, and that's your first game?  I went 12-0 on my first one.  Lol, j/k, except for the score.  Nice job.:D
			
- 
				so y dont you show everybody's score crumpet? in the entire game
			
- 
				Nice fog hack Crumpet, you fucking hacker.
			
- 
				Yeah I witnessed it, the server was clear for abou 20 minutes and it was 6 DOA vs 6 TT.  TT went up 3-0, then I came in for DOA because they lost a guy and made it 3-1, but then all the DOA left and a bunch of other people starting joining.  Although the score may have been in TT's favor, Crumpet failed to inform you of the kills/deaths stats.  DOA was owning them pretty bad in that department.
			
- 
				CRUMPET WAS DOAS BITCH!!!! MAKE IT HEARD THROUGHOUT THE LAND!!! DOA PWNED CRUMPETS LITTLE BUM!!!!!!!!
			
- 
				I guess that is what happens with getting a clan made by going into servers and Crumpet saying... "You want to be in my clan?" "Ok put this tag on"
 
 There is SO much more Crumpet you have to do to have a clan that is worth anything, I really do think if you play DOA again, they will smoke you again. You have to get your shit stright 1st.
 
 LOL that is funning making a screen shot and posting it here when you are in 1st place... BUT ONLY after so many ppl get off the server to make you in 1st place.
- 
				Yeah, [DOA] Phil was actually in first, but I captured the last 3 flags and then suicided them so Crumpet could cap it and get the gold medal.
			
- 
				at the beggining it was about a 6 vs 6 player match. we got 3 flags really quick. then beetle got 1 for them because they had 1 less player. we played on and we got all the flags but 1 by 1 they started leaving and at the end they had all left. i think this is because we owned them that bad....... here is da end score with people with gold, silver and bronze medals. as you can see... mafia HAD to but in lol.
 
 
 (http://img18.echo.cx/img18/9599/resultsttvsdoa0ag.jpg)
 
 
 
 Crumpet, are you stating that you beat Mafia:
 1. In the "score" count?
 2. Or in the "Died a screaming bitch's Death" count?
 
 Because while your "clan" appears to have captured the flag more times than the Mafia clan, you definitely died like a screaming woman WAY more than Mafia...
 
 Which victory are you celebrating exactly?
- 
				Moose
 
 You had to read this as well...  " -=TT=- VS [DOA] results " (nothing to do with MAFIA, Beetle was filling in for DOA)
 
 Then read where you got the pic and the posts under it to understand what happen.
- 
				Hahaha, yeah.  -=TT=- Crumpet was claiming to have defeated the [DOA] clan in an unfinished match, 3-0 (3-1 if you count the one I stole).  And yes, he screamed as he was raped in the deaths category.
			
- 
				Nice fog hack Crumpet, you fucking hacker. 
 LMAO! i cant beileve you said that when you basicly ALL hack.......... weirdo!
- 
				LMAO! i cant beileve you said that when you basicly ALL hack.......... weirdo! 
 
 
 It was a joke you "Fuck Stick"... When you take a screen shot of the score you turn that shit off so it looks like you don't hack. Sooooo much to learn.
 
 
 LOL and that is all you have to say... In this thread you getting shit kicked out you, just like in the game you are saying you were "Top Dog" in.
- 
				Yeah we had a -=TT=- vs *MAFIA* mini scrim (2v2) and me and Beetle pwned the fuck out of em ;).
			
- 
				i wasnt even playin........ . i was on the forums but in da game...
			
- 
				Yeah right, how were you respawning then?  And how was Insane constantly killing you in his Mustand in different places all over the map?  And how did I expack you as you were parachuting in to get our flag?  You did all that while you were in the forum?
			
- 
				Yeah right, how were you respawning then?  And how was Insane constantly killing you in his Mustand in different places all over the map?  And how did I expack you as you were parachuting in to get our flag?  You did all that while you were in the forum? 
 
 
 He has that new "MOVE MY GUY and SPAWN MY GUY HACK".
- 
				Funny shit really but lets do a tt vs mafia all tt vs me ;) well not really I know a few that would love to plant hot loads in tt's asses so what do ya say?
			
- 
				I SAY NO. maybe when we have more players. then we will smoke your ass bone...
			
- 
				Crumpet your forum says you have 9 players, and they're all 12-14 years old, and they all get home from school at the same time.  How many do you want for a match?
			
- 
				Yeah right, how were you respawning then?  And how was Insane constantly killing you in his Mustand in different places all over the map?  And how did I expack you as you were parachuting in to get our flag?  You did all that while you were in the forum? 
 
 
 No, that actually was his evil twin brother, DUMPET, who actually plays better than CRUMPET does...and if DUMPET plays that badly...
- 
				Crumpet your forum says you have 9 players, and they're all 12-14 years old, and they all get home from school at the same time.  How many do you want for a match? 
 
 
 LOL...Crumpet is raiding the grade schools for players.....wh at, Crumpet, are you standing by the fence, offering candy if they join?
 
 "Psssst.....Hey, kid....come here....you wanna play on a BF server?...I have Hershey's...."
 
 Crumpet's clan is sounding more and more like a pediphilia gathering...
- 
				LOL...Crumpet is raiding the grade schools for players.....wh at, Crumpet, are you standing by the fence, offering candy if they join?
 
 "Psssst.....Hey, kid....come here....you wanna play on a BF server?...I have Hershey's...."
 
 Crumpet's clan is sounding more and more like a pediphilia gathering...
 
 
 Moose... Look a bit before you post. Crumpet is only 13.
- 
				I SAY NO. maybe when we have more players. then we will smoke your ass bone... 
 so yur saying u need like 10 more players to pwn bonehead? lol.   and maby if we were more informed about the clan match we could of got better players cuz lets face it some of them players werent our best.  when ppl were leaving it was cuz they had other things to do like [DOA] Akula, he lives in sweden and has a job so he kinda had to go to sleep.  and the others i don't member who was in there.  who did the programmer one trick?  i figured when he came in that it wasn't him cuz i know he has school and is studying for his finals.   but yeah TT to me ain't shit.  and loaded the kids 13 so try not to treat him like hes an adult. not talkin shit just letting u know if u don't.
- 
				loaded the kids 13 so try not to treat him like hes an adult. not talkin shit just letting u know if u don't. 
 
 What is your point? I am the one that said he was 13. If  you are talking about because how I post to him, that wont change because of his age... If he dosen't like it he can leave or not make post I could reply to.
- 
				Well if you want a real proper match then please by all means set it up I am sure there is plenty of mafia just itching to taste the that sweet ass of doa as they rape the shit out of it you know kinda like drooling all over her back while your driving it home ;)
 
 Beetle would be glad to set it up if not  me loaded or ins4n3 can.
- 
				Yes, just make a new thread in this section challenging us or accepting our challenge or whatever, and then we'll work on the details.
			
- 
				umm i don't care talk to my clan in the forums.  its not up to me but yes i will like to have some fun. what will we do it in DC/DCF/1942/Ping Pong? lol  CQ/CTF.  i say CQ.
 
 And loaded idk u but if i were as old as u i would feel very wierd talking shit to a 13 yr old. i would now at 17. u know hes going to say stupid stuff.
- 
				Moose... Look a bit before you post. Crumpet is only 13. 
 
 
 Oops...I thought he was a 30-year-old retard....nice to see he is only 13....and still a retard...
- 
				Crumpet your forum says you have 9 players, and they're all 12-14 years old, and they all get home from school at the same time. How many do you want for a match? 
 actually -=TT=- sidewinder king is 17 spark is 15 and little is 15 black is 16 blue berry is 14 red baron is like >18< take aim and fire is 13 i think and i dont know da gudfelas age. the reason i know all their ages is becus they send me an e-mail to join and in the e-mail it says there age.
- 
				pussiejuice you said i had 9 memebers? i think you cant count
 
 click here to see the real amout of members (http://s11.invisionfree.com/Tactical_Team/index.php?showtopic=4)
- 
				-=TT=- would own bonehead anyway. i would own bonehead anyway. so dont go sayin if we had all -=TT=- vs bonehead bonehead would win. because he wouldnt. we wouldnt let him get raped like that......
			
- 
				Crumpet, what have people told you about spamming?:D  You are SUPPOSED to use the edit button!
			
- 
				Oops...I thought he was a 30-year-old retard....nice to see he is only 13....and still a retard... 
 
 
 Nope the only old retard here is me.
- 
				actually -=TT=- sidewinder king is 17 spark is 15 and little is 15 black is 16 blue berry is 14 red baron is like >18< take aim and fire is 13 i think and i dont know da gudfelas age. the reason i know all their ages is becus they send me an e-mail to join and in the e-mail it says there age. 
 
 Ok so you don't have 9, you have 11  WHOA!!!  Look out!
 And your members range from age 7 (you) to age 18, impressive...
- 
				actually beetle i am 13 you dick. LMAO. you really are a Cat lover gay homo sexual who thinks he is good at battlefeild but all you can do is capture a flag. the only skill in that is running for the flag and bringin it back to yours WHOA what SKILL! not
			
- 
				I"ll tell you what takes skill  --  BANGING YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!
			
- 
				Actually Crumpet, capturing the flag does take skill.  You have to get in there without being killed, and then getting out and finding some way to get back to your base, with the flag, and getting there with your flag still on the pole.  Now that takes skillz.
			
- 
				thats no skill at all. i learnt how to dodge a few xpaks and maybe pick them up ages ago. and how is gettin a speedy jeep or summit like that then speeding back to your base..... how HARD IS THAT! not hard
			
- 
				You sure talk a lot of crap for a kid who hasnt even hit puberty yet.
			
- 
				Oh boy big clan leader starting to talk shit. Keep digging that hole that you will NEVER get out of.
			
- 
				Oh boy big clan leader starting to talk shit. Keep digging that hole that you will NEVER get out of. 
 
 Can I be the one to cover it up?
 
 I use to be nice to Crumpet.  When he first joined ventrilo as Will, nobody liked him because of his voice and he was very annoying and he was eventually banned.  But I got them to unban him and he came back as Crumpet.  Then I made him his own channel on there for all the TTs.  When the 1.61 mafia server was down, and Crumpet couldn't get his patch switcher to work for the 1.6, who was it that went around to random 1.61 servers and played with poor Will?  Me.
 
 There's been other little stuff I've done for him as well.  But earlier today I told Crumpet to go vote on the poll, and he voted for Typhoon.  But he thought it would be funny to get all his TT and English buddies to vote for me so now I'm winning.  I could care less what people think about me and it'd actually be funny if I won because I'm probably the nicest mafia member.  And now when I play Battlefield with them Crumpet just chat spams the whole time.  I guess thats the end of me being nice to Will/Crumpet and his -=TT=- Clan.
- 
				WOW! i totally forgot about all that.... but know you bring it all up and remember me about all the stuff you have done for me..... you have kinda changed the way i think about you... i know you might think im kinda a pussie but you have put a tear to my eye i feel like a have lost a friend.. a freind i youst to talk to evey night i got back from school and ever hour of my weekend doing nothing but playing on battlefeid and hangin out with mafia on ventrilo. but if it wasnt for beetle i wouldnt of had anyof that because i would have still been banned from ventrilo... he is the one that got me unbanned. :( well this brings me to the point to say.... SORRY beetle.... and i dont mind if you dont accept my SORRY but i really am... this is probably the longest thing i have written in the mafia forum. but maybe the most inportant for me.
			
- 
				Wo ho there crumpet you need to remember what beetle did for you all his time he spent on you and if your going to start pissing on us I will remove your ven channel remember "WE" have to pay for our servers and we dont charge to use them so be thankfull...
			
- 
				and im SORRY to you too bone. i have been acting a bit BIG theese few days and took it a bit too far. and i am very thankfull for my channel.. even though its not there
			
- 
				I think he just got scared that you might take away his Vent channel. Just a thought.
			
- 
				i think if you think that you know nothin thasnyper. delete the vent channel. all i want is my friends back.
			
- 
				Its just the same thing over and over.  I'll do him a favor, and he'll be thankful.  Then 2 minutes later he starts acting like a dick.  Then he apologizes and whines and cries and I forgive him.  I'll do him another favor.  And the same thing happens over and over.  I forgive him again this time, but I'm done helping him.  I know it'll happen again.  There has to be a cutoff point somewhere.
			
- 
				here is a deal... happens 1 more time and i will leave mafia leave ventrilo leave everything. ONLY if i am a dick to you 1 more time.?
			
- 
				How about this.  We make a new poll on the homepage that says:
 
 Should Beetlejuice be friends with Crumpet again?
 
 - Yes
 - No
 - I Don't Care
 
 
 And you go around and get all your little buddies to vote yes so that it wins.  Does that sound like a good idea you little biscuit?
- 
				sounds good about the poll but i will not get the budduies even tho i didt last time...
			
- 
				I was joking, thats not going to be a poll.  And you did get your buddies to vote.  You think I didn't notice that my name went from 0% to 24% in less than 5 minutes?  And it just happened to be at the same time I told you to go vote? 
 
 On ventrilo you kept saying "Beetle look at the poll now... (20 seconds later)...Look at it now Beetle!..."
 
 You could have been smarter about it.  I'm not bothered though.  Like I said earlier, I forgive you, and I don't even care about that poll.  Just be a man (or a big boy) and admit that you did it, I would respect you more for that.
- 
				you really would not be botherD?
			
- 
				well. if your not..... i told like 1 or 2 friends too. but just as a joke. i really like you beatle. and i respect you a lot even if you dont think i do. can we be friends or not?
 
 AND by the way I voted for typhoon.
- 
				umm heres a poll:
 
 How gay is Crumpet and the -=TT=- faggots:
 
 -EXTREMELY
 -EXTREMELY
 -EXTREMELY
- 
				No I'm not bothered by it.  Its an internet poll voted on by people I don't know.  Like I said, its ironic, because I'm nice to just about everyone.  So its funny.  I just thought it was messed up that you had to go and ruin the poll, and then not even admit that you did it.  But now you have finally admitted it, so thanks.  Can we be friends?  I don't know...
			
- 
				how much doese diablo SUCK at bf1942
 
 - HE FUCKING SUCKS
 - HE FUCKING SUCKS
 - HE FUCKING SUCKS EVEN MORE
 
 COCK FACE
- 
				well i definatly want to be freinds with you beetlejuice and after this whole poll thing i dont think im going to mess about with you or piss you about any more. sorry
			
- 
				Holly FUCK kiss and make up or go somewhere else and have your LOVE fight.
			
- 
				I'll tell you what paw paw, you better shut the fuck up before I ban your ass.
 
 Also, if i want you to have an opinion ill give you one.
- 
				Alright Loaded, I'll quit.  You too Crumpet.
			
- 
				Lol wow someone told someone what its all about lol WOW!
			
- 
				Lol wow someone told someone what its all about lol WOW! 
 
 And I don't think he's talking about me and Crumpet...
- 
				Lol wow someone told someone what its all about lol WOW! 
 
 You are right he showed me what for didn't he. To bad he wont see this because I banned his ass for 3 days... diablo don't sign off you 14 year fucker.
- 
				LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
 
 pawpaws hemoroids are actin up again.  He needs some preperation H, christ they must be the size of golf balls by now.
- 
				*ahem* Owned.
			
- 
				You are right he showed me what for didn't he. To bad he wont see this because I banned his ass for 3 days... diablo don't sign off you 14 year fucker. 
 
 What is a 14 year f'er?
- 
				its swifty's mom
			
- 
				Poor poor ol paw paw everyone treats him like some old ass brain dead fart well paw paw I love ya and will worship you till the end :D
			
- 
				I'm just wondering...
 
 Does -=TT=- stand for Trailer Trash?
- 
				Those scores suck. to many deathgs to little kills i got alot better before.
			
- 
				[DOA] stands for DICKS AND ASSES.
 
 cough cough........ owned
- 
				[DOA] stands for DICKS AND ASSES.
 
 cough cough........ owned
 
 
 
 Um "AND" doesn’t start with "O".
 
 So Crumpet what does TT stand for or are you not sure?
- 
				It stand for Tactical Team.  I had to tell him how to spell it, thats how I know.  Yet again Beetlejuice is there for Crumpet.  
 
 [D0A] = DICKS AND ASSES, hahahahaha.... ...
- 
				LOL oh yeah.... lol
			
- 
				[DOA] stands for DICKS AND ASSES.
 
 cough cough........ owned
 
 even if our tag was [DAA], are u just puting words your mom calls "bad words" together?
 
 and beetlejuice and crumpet, get fucking room u 2 fruit cakes.  god damn yur dads have to be dissopionted in u guys.  oh im sry. its ok i forgive u. no really im sry.  :234:  :remykiss:
- 
				Hey Thrill Kill, why don't you SHUT UP!
			
- 
				:sex_anal:  :blowjob:  :blowjob2:  :2:  :remykiss:  :smileys5t  :234: HAHAHAHAHAHA  thoughs are u guys. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
			
- 
				Yeah.
 
 :sex_anal: Me fucking you in the ass in BF.
 
 :blowjob: Me getting head from you after the brutal ass raping.
 
 :blowjob2: Me getting head from you AGAIN because you just cant get enough of that cum.
 
 :2: Me fucking you in the ass yet again in Battlefield.
 
 :remykiss:  :smileys5t I think you got these messed up. Thats Crumpet and Masebot.
 
 :234: You swallowing my load as an apology for being so horrible at life.
- 
				yeah what she said.
			
- 
				well i owned all tt i will take a screen shot of all ppl wen next clan battle
			
- 
				I can own TT clan and DOA clan put to gether . ILL own u all.
			
- 
				I can own TT clan and DOA clan put to gether . ILL own u all. 
 come own me then i have never seen u in a game but bet u can't own me.
- 
				Ya i been in game wat about., what server
 \