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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Spitz on July 15, 2010, 09:05:12 PM
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My girl got off work at like 10:30 and called me saying " hey babe im bringing our friend home and then i should be at your house in 15 no probs" i was like okay sounds good well have plenty of what i call "Happy Fun Time". Nope doesn't work out like that. i get a call 20 mins later....... BABE!!!! im lost and i need you to come find me blah blah blah. Soooooooo you know i map quest the spot shes like 10 mins away and i head out there. Seriously this place she got lost in was the shadiest, scariest, heavily wooded, back trails galore of a road you would want to be on at night alone as a girl. When i finally found her there was a car parked right behind her and some guy was getting out so i whipped my car around the bend and started to get out to confront whoever the fuckhead was and he sees me and takes off. Long story short i save the day, get her outta the woods back to my house and then her mom calls and says to come home. :( GOD DAMMIT i didnt get laid. Oh well. Tomorrow will be better and Saturday her moms watching the kid all weekend for us so were going to a party Saturday night and shes sleeping over. You know what that means. HAPPY FUN TIME ALLL WEEKEND!!!! And the drunker the hornier wooooooooooooo ooooo.
OH yea and i forgot to add. WHile i was trying to find my way outta there we found the guy that was parked behind her. lol it was a fun little speed chase to the main rd after that haha
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Ha, nice. You should have driven after the guy who left, it was probably Balthazar or someone.
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Ha, nice. You should have driven after the guy who left, it was probably Balthazar or someone.
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(repost but w/e)
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Ha, nice. You should have driven after the guy who left, it was probably Balthazar or someone.
Negative, had a little get together at the house with a couple of females myself.
Long story short, they bought me a pocket pussy for my Birthday, WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously?! I'MA RAPE A BITCH! :shoot:
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Negative, had a little get together at the house with a couple of females myself.
Long story short, they bought me a pocket pussy for my Birthday, WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously?! I'MA RAPE A BITCH! :shoot:
Did they really? HAHAHAHA. I bet you used it though.
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lol he deff already did. and thats a fucked up thing to do. Fucking hoes.
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Out in the middle of no where? Strange guy behind her? Where I live that would mean they were..... Better yet, just tell her to wash that thing first. :bash:
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They did... Fucked up right?!
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They did... Fucked up right?!
You still didn't answer if you used it. :lolz:
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You still didn't answer if you used it. :lolz:
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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wats wrong with pocket pussies? (!)