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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: anyKey on January 06, 2009, 04:41:27 PM
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Da Vinci code - find the secret message.
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I'm starting to like him more and more.
ahahah Me too dude :D :laugh:
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I'm starting to like him more and more.
He's officially cursed the Raiders now though but he probably thinks they play baseball anyway USA! USA! :P
If a frog kisses your ass do your buttcheeks turn into a princess's? :D
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i thought he meant "nigger", "shit" and "fuck you", but ok ^^
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i thought he meant "nigger", "shit" and "fuck you", but ok ^^
*sigh* That was soo 8 posts ago, get with it before the world bans yodelling and clogs.
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*sigh* That was soo 8 posts ago, get with it before the world bans yodelling and clogs.
i would be happy if yodelling gets banned, i rly h8 that.
and due the fact that clogs r typical dutch i don´t feel offended by this - i wouldn´t even if they were typical austrian cause they look stupid ;)
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Check mine new userbar for support The RAIDERS HAHAAHHA :D What do you think?
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(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2411/831em2.gif)
Check mine new userbar for support The RAIDERS HAHAAHHA :D What do you think?
its amazing.
Can I use it too!?
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You have forgotten to tag properly your sentence: <sarcasm> </sarcasm>
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MAYBE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO USE IT COCKLICK.
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But you actually didn't, so why the fuck are you yelling?
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But you actually didn't, so why the fuck are you yelling?
YES I DID!!!1@
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Lawl
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristic s:
1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2) Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5) Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7) The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10) Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11) GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12) Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13) You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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its amazing.
Can I use it too!?
Of course man :D
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Of course man :D
danke
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danke
Your welcome.