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Title: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 19, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
Apparently this guy owned a bunch of exotic animals in Ohio, opened all their cages, let them free, cut off his penis, & killed himself:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-animals-on-loose/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

49 of the animals were killed, and some were captured and brought to zoos.  They've all been accounted for except for one - a monkey.

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/111020122409-exotic-animals-09-horizontal-gallery.jpg)
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on October 20, 2011, 12:09:10 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 19, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
Apparently this guy owned a bunch of exotic animals in Ohio, opened all their cages, let them free, cut off his penis, & killed himself:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-animals-on-loose/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

49 of the animals were killed, and some were captured and brought to zoos.  They've all been accounted for except for one - a monkey.

(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/111020122409-exotic-animals-09-horizontal-gallery.jpg)
He cut it off? I hadn't heard that...
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 20, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on October 20, 2011, 12:09:10 AM
He cut it off? I hadn't heard that...

OK I made that part up, was wondering if anyone would notice.  Here's another good article, and photos of the ones they saved:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051418/Ohio-reserve-owner-Terry-Thompson-released-exotic-animals-killed-himself.html
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP on October 20, 2011, 07:51:08 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 20, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
OK I made that part up, was wondering if anyone would notice.  Here's another good article, and photos of the ones they saved:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051418/Ohio-reserve-owner-Terry-Thompson-released-exotic-animals-killed-himself.html
I noticed after opening the article solely for the purpose of looking for the part where he cut off his penis. I was legitimately curious as to how the news would explain it.
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on October 21, 2011, 12:40:48 AM
Crazy no one was killed.

"CNN readers express outrage."  -Really? What the fuck are they supposed to do? I doubt a stun gun would have a big enough effect to stop a lion or a damn grizzly bear for that matter.
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller on October 21, 2011, 01:40:13 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP on October 20, 2011, 07:51:08 PM
I noticed after opening the article solely for the purpose of looking for the part where he cut off his penis. I was legitimately curious as to how the news would explain it.
lol same
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 22, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP on October 20, 2011, 07:51:08 PM
I noticed after opening the article solely for the purpose of looking for the part where he cut off his penis. I was legitimately curious as to how the news would explain it.

Beatle likes to spam news articles to get his post count higher than Bonehead's.
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 22, 2011, 07:05:54 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 22, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Beatle likes to spam news articles to get his post count higher than Bonehead's.

I've been posting articles for years.  If I was trying to pass his post count I'd just reply spam on every topic, no need to create my own.
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: IronMan on October 22, 2011, 07:46:26 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Scooby on October 22, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
Beatle likes to spam news articles to get his post count higher than Bonehead's.

Scooby likes to troll innocent victims
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: *MAFIA* Malbert on October 22, 2011, 08:03:51 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on October 20, 2011, 03:57:24 PM
OK I made that part up, was wondering if anyone would notice.  Here's another good article, and photos of the ones they saved:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051418/Ohio-reserve-owner-Terry-Thompson-released-exotic-animals-killed-himself.html
lol I told my friends he chopped his penis off because of you. Just thought you had some other source. Oh well.
Title: Re: Wild Animals
Post by: TheMichael on October 30, 2011, 12:02:17 PM
Beatle, your cats !