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Title: TEST?
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 07, 2005, 03:32:22 PM
K here are some test.

< If you have 5 apples and take 3 how many do you have>

< There is an eletric train. the wind blowing north, and west. which way is the smoke be going.>

blondes won't get this sytuff right lol.

If get wrong ur stupid as hell!
Title: TEST?
Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 07, 2005, 03:44:15 PM
all the blondes in my class failed. not joking it was funny
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 07, 2005, 03:45:03 PM
Ok wolf boy if "You" get this wrong your stupid as hell.
 
 If 100 wolves board a train going west at 100mph then later pick up 10 more then drop off 30 and later drop off 10 more then 2 go to the back and 4 come up front and 2 leaves but 4 returns 2 stop in and 6 leave but 7 get off and 4 more get on then 40 of them leave and 20 goes to the front but 8 goes to the rear when all is said and done and the long trip is over how many wolves are still on the train?
Title: TEST?
Post by: Ins4n3 on June 07, 2005, 03:46:36 PM
None, I bombed the train.
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Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 07, 2005, 03:54:19 PM
LOL Insane U killed my relatives u ass. JK. Thats to hard I hate that big of Q AT school I grab a nerd right away ansd give him money to do work.
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Post by: Missa on June 07, 2005, 04:41:57 PM
Well, if you already have 5 apples and take 3 out of the 5, then you still have 5 since you never got rid of any.   Unless you leave the other 2 in which case you would only have 3.  If you take an additional 3 then you would have 8.  Maybe it is just me, but the wording to that question can be taken multiple ways.

There is no smoke, it's electric.

One.  But for the blonde one there are 35 D's.

I already know I'm a stupid blonde, you don't need to tell me.
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Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 07, 2005, 05:11:39 PM
NO ur not a beaty ful; blonde lol.lol
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Post by: StEwIe_GrIfFiN on June 07, 2005, 06:57:19 PM
and you masebot are a homosexual retard that doesn't know your ass from your mouth, the only thing u know about thoes is that cock goes in both places.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 07, 2005, 08:32:59 PM
I am going to reword my question some people are a little slow ;)
 
 Ok wolf boy if "You" get this wrong your stupid as hell.
   
  If 100 wolves board a non stop train till destination going west at 100mph 2 go to the back and 4 come up front and 2 leaves but 4 returns 2 stop in and 6 leave but 7 goes around and 4 more get on then 40 of them leave and 20 goes to the front but 8 goes to the rear when all is said and done and the long trip is over how many wolves are still on the train?
Title: TEST?
Post by: Ins4n3 on June 07, 2005, 10:50:47 PM
Was the door on the train locked?
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Post by: g00deye on June 07, 2005, 11:03:22 PM
for wolfy.....

You are a bus driver. You have 85 kids on the bus. You go 2 blocks and pick up 10 kids. You then go back 12 blocks and drop off 30 kids. You drive 10 miles picking up nobody. You drop 5 kids off at their house. You then go 12 blocks forward and pick up 7 kids. All 7 hate you and get off the bus. You drop off 12 kids at school and you pick up 40 to go home. What color are the bus driver's eye?


A retarded riddle but my teacher gave it to us at school.
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Post by: Toblerone on June 08, 2005, 05:23:15 AM
Well with a valid logic problem you could say:

1) All bus drivers eyes are Brown.
2)The person in question is a bus driver.
3)Therefore his/her eyes must be Brown.

Isnt logic great? You can stereotype.

Heres another:
1)ONLY niggers steal TV's.
2)Jamima stole a TV.
3)Therefore Jamima is a nigger.


YAY! :)
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Post by: Rahl on June 08, 2005, 06:13:50 AM
Those are valid arguments...as long as your premise holds.  "All bus drivers eyes are brown"?  Maybe, maybe not.  

I've no problems with your second assumption, though.
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Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 08, 2005, 06:37:26 AM
AHHHHHHH!! to hard q's STEWI DON START ANY BULLSHIT. Hay i RAn the bus nodff the bridge. SO 0kids 1 wolfboy. I nuked tha the train
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 08, 2005, 06:41:01 AM
You nuked the train? but you just killed 100 wolves and you say you love wolves lol your a fucking murderer.
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Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 08, 2005, 06:45:06 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA I Gopt an A+ Thanks bone I must of died when I nuked it to to close to train . lol
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on June 08, 2005, 10:05:03 AM
Quote from: masebot1
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I Gopt an A+ Thanks bone I must of died when I nuked it to to close to train . lol



wow, hey i got a question, wat do u say if u see your TV floating at night???

-DROP MY TV NIGGER!
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Post by: Missa on June 08, 2005, 12:42:42 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* g00deye
for wolfy.....

You are a bus driver. You have 85 kids on the bus. You go 2 blocks and pick up 10 kids. You then go back 12 blocks and drop off 30 kids. You drive 10 miles picking up nobody. You drop 5 kids off at their house. You then go 12 blocks forward and pick up 7 kids. All 7 hate you and get off the bus. You drop off 12 kids at school and you pick up 40 to go home. What color are the bus driver's eye?


A retarded riddle but my teacher gave it to us at school.


Well goodeye... The bus driver's eyes would be whatever color masbot's are since he is the bus driver.
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Post by: g00deye on June 08, 2005, 02:13:07 PM
i know, I wanted to see what he would say, most people in my class said,"How should I know?"
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Post by: *MAFIA* masebot1 on June 13, 2005, 02:58:04 PM
amINE ARE BROWNM AND MISSSA SOUNDS IS THAT bus driver lady off south park who annoying im jk kiddinf no hard fellings